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    After a warning from The Force, Anakin Skywalker realizes that Chancellor Palpatine is not the friend he claims to be. That Palpatine wants to hurt Obi-Wan. So, suspecting the worst, he goes to someone who he knows he can trust with his former Master’s safety. Cody.

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    Palpatine underestimates how much Anakin loves his family and pays dearly for it. Cody is up for revenge, and is glad to adopt the love of his life's padawan in the process.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.

    Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.

    “Hm. Yes, you will do.”

    “Oh! Uhh… what?...”

    Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.

    Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.

    His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.

    “Will you be my girlfriend?”

    Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.

    “Sure.”

     

    Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.

    Portuguese translation!
    Tradução em português!
    link da tradução nas notas do capítulo 1

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Their first act of rebellion might just be their last.

    They were distracted when the wrecked ship suddenly made a groaning noise. The metal whined as if something bent it, moving it. But that was not possible. It should not be possible. Both rebels froze as their eyes locked onto the origin of the noise. Blaster fire halted as everyone watched the ship with confusion and interest.

    A hand punched through the rubble, catching the attention of both the troopers as well as the rebels. The figure pulled themselves up slowly, climbing out on top of the wreckage.

    A copper haired humanoid man, dressed in robes and white battle armour stood on top of the rubble. The sigil on his shoulder proudly bearing the symbol of the Jedi Order which fell so long ago. With his features almost shining in the dim light, his eyes glowed blue but seemed glazed over, unseeing but drawn to the light regardless.

    That was a Jedi.

    “...General Kenobi?”

    They flinched violently when the Jedi turned his gaze in their direction. Blue glowing eyes aimed in their direction but not quite on them, like the Jedi could not see them.
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    Or, Obi-Wan wakes up in the future in a Galaxy he does not recognise.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    “You think…” Obi-Wan’s tongue is heavy in his mouth. He fumbles for words for the first time in recent memory. “You think that I would abandon a child in the middle of a warzone?”

    Anakin raises his chin. A silent challenge. “Haven’t you?”

    “And this warzone,” Obi-wan says, because he has to be sure. “Did you hear where exactly–”

    “Melida Daan.”

     

    Or: Rumours fly about a Jedi Master abandoning a Padawan on a war-torn planet. No one knows exactly where the rumour began, but they do know this: somehow, Obi-Wan Kenobi is involved.

    (Written for the Bad Things Happen Bingo. Prompt: Misunderstanding)

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    01 Mar 2026

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    The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.

    As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.

    “Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”

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    After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.

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    17 Feb 2026