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"Hi everyone! I'm Tim and I'm here with my fiancé Danny and after the nickname video went stupid viral, we were told that we had to do this one," Tim introduces the pair of them.
"Hello, I have no idea why people wanted to see this but I'm down," Danny remarks.
"Apparently there is a punishment aspect to this so we got a spray bottle with us here. We won't be holding back on each other nor will be let the other think about their responses too long," Tim explains to the camera set up in front of them.
"I think I'm gonna nail this, I know the difference between a normal or external reaction, unlike Mr. Moneybags." Danny teases.
"You sure about that? Some of the things you have done for me in this relationship have my eyebrows raise. Not in a bad way but in a, this is seems a bit too indulgent way," Tim retorts.
"You've loved it."
"Yes, but doesn't mean it goes beyond what I was expecting when we first got together. Okay I guess I'll start and then we can switch?" Tim offers.
"Yeah sounds good."
"Good morning and good night texts."
"Bare minimum."
"Good, I'm starting off easy, buying me flowers?"
"Bare minimum."
"Correct, taking me on a spa day unprompted?"
"Uhhh princess behaviour? Not because I don't think you don't deserve one but because your calendar is a mess and I can't just drag you away from it."
"Correct! I would kill you."
"I know. As previously shown before."
"okay next one is, go to a family dinner with me."
"Princess treatment, pfjsn," Danny spurts as Tim shoots water in his face with the water gun in his hand.
"Bare minimum! Going to those isn't hard!"
"But I am being judged by all of them, your dad still lowkey hates me for the gala incident and I think Dick would happily hide my body if he could."
"Bruce is over the gala thing…Dick you still need to grovel to."
"He's never gonna get over it."
"Can you blame him?"
"No."
"Well then, picking up my meds?"
"Bare minimum-pfdjsins?" Danny yelps as he's sprayed in the face.
"Princess treatment! I am fully capable of picking up my own meds!"
"What if you're sick?!?? Baby no, this is not princess behaviour, it's bare minimum," Danny pleaded with Tim looking desperate to a stone faced Tim.
"If I'm sick, I have my own special stockpile at the ready and if those don't work, we're running to a hospital. You're not picking up meds, you're running me to a doctor."
"I still say bare minimum."
"Your opinion is noted at this time, but I fundamentally disagree."
"I still think that is wrong!"
"Yeah well, next question - remembering my birthday?"
"Bare minimum, guys if you don't remember your partner's birthday, than I think that you got other problems to deal with."
"Correct, warming up my car for me in the winter?"
"Princess Treatment?"
"Correct! I can do that with remote start."
"Rich people."
"You benefit from it whenever you borrow my car, so do not complain."
"Ah yes that is a good point."
"Good, final question - tying my shoes for me?"
"Princess behaviour, dude you have hands, you can do that for yourself."
"And correct princess behaviour!"
"How did I do?"
"Not bad to be honest, I'm mildly impressed."
"Told you I would be good at this, now is it my turn?"
"Yeah, here," Tim says while handing Danny the spray bottle.
"Hehehe," Danny giggles gleefully while pressing the spray bottle with a test squirt.
"Oi! Not yet!" Tim protests, trying to block his face.
"Oh my bad, but first question! Complimenting my appearance?"
"Bare minimum?"
"Yes! You better call me cute or handsome," Danny flutters his eyes.
"I do it everyday? Do I need to do it more?!?!" Tim genuinely looks like he's reflecting that he is a terrible partner.
"Baby, before you lose your shit, you compliment me so much that my sister complains that my ego has growth 3 times a normal person's."
"Well, you deserve it."
"I really need to to remember that you are 0-100, next one- take me on a shopping trip and paying for everything."
"Okay rude, but I'm gonna have to say as a normal person this is princess treatment. However I am a Wayne and stupid fucking rich so….Pfjdjcitne!" Tim spurts as Danny sprays him with the spray bottle.
"Princess treatment! Just because I look at something for a moment does not mean I want it and that you need to buy it!"
"But I don't?!?"
"You totally do! Remember the Lego store incident?"
"Hey, you loved it and I never got to build many sets as a kid, if anything it was both of our fault. "
"Guys we have multiple Lego rooms now, it's insane," Danny admits to the camera.
"But we loved every minute building different sets sitting side by side."
"Okay fair, next one, carrying my bags?"
"Dude- look at the difference between us," Tim says gesturing to himself and then at Danny who is a couple of inches taller and significantly more muscularly than him.
"Well?" Danny questions, batting his eyes.
"Princess treatment?"Tim responds nervously.
"Yes bitch, I can carry way more than you can."
"This doesn't mean I can't carry your bags though!"
"You totally can, but why make you? Next question, writing me love notes ?"
"Bare minimum? I leave you sticky notes all the time!"
"You call the notes telling me to take the trash out or eat a sandwich a love note?"
"Yes?"
"Final answer?"
"…yes and bare minimum!"
"You're right, I leave notes for him too." Danny confides to the camera.
"Your last note called me a donut and then demanded I eat one too."
"They were the fancy gourmet vegan donuts, I lined up for them! You better have had one! They are also love notes because I draw a little heart at the end of each note!
"They were quite good, and he does. I keep them in a box to save them," Tim confesses to the camera.
”You simp!”
”Yeah, yeah I am,” Tim admits looking at Danny adoringly.
"Stop acting cute! We got a task at hand! We got two more questions! Holding hands in public?"
"Bare minimum! I'm the one lucky to be able to hold your hand!"
"Exactly,and finally last question, giving me your hoodie when I'm cold?"
"Bitch you're never cold, I'm always cold, I steal your hoodies."
"Well?"
"For normal people it's bare minimum, for us? If you're saying you're cold? I'm running you to medical attention."
"I can't even argue that."
"Exactly, so super out of the norm for us, but yes I would give you my hoodie if you asked for it, so bare minimum."
"And he got it right!!! So how did we do, who won?"
"Does it matter? I didn't bother keeping track."
"Love, are you okay? You're highly competitive."
"I just could not be bothered for this."
"Valid, well I hope you guys enjoyed this, maybe we'll do more videos together, maybe not?" Danny asks looking to Tim.
"We'll have to see, we're gonna be busy wedding planning and we both have busy demanding jobs."
"Ah true, well either way, bye everyone!" Danny waves to the camera.
"Bye!" Tim sings out and walks over to turn the camera off leaving a blank screen at the end.