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Hi, I'm Tim and I'm passing the phone to someone who has broken 3 microwaves in 2 months."
"Rude, I'm Danny and I'm passing the phone to someone who didn't know what a lunchable was."
"They are just like the kid version of a charcuterie board right?"
"Not even close."
"Presses X for Doubt, well I'm passing the phone to someone who didn't know who superman was."
"Listen I was busy with my own things."
"Superman?!?! The most famous hero out of all of the Justice League."
"Well I'm not a fan of the Justice League anyways."
"But to completely be unaware?"
"Shut up, well I'm passing the phone to someone who once ate 13 packs of gushers and ended up having to get his stomach pumped."
"I was 11! And I'm now passing the phone to someone who didn't get attacked by Condiment King because his outfit was such a trainwreck that Condiment King though he had been attacked by someone else."
"My outfit was great! I'm passing the phone to someone who slipped on a banana peel in front of millions of people live."
"It came out of nowhere, and it made stocks go up by 4% because of how relatable I was ."
"Sure Jan."
"Well I'm passing the phone to someone who has killed every plant he's ever touched."
"I have a black thumb!"
"No you have instant death, you touch they die; it's eerie."
"Well I'm passing the phone to someone who got decked in the face by his future girlfriend the first time they met."
"I startled her in Gotham, I honestly have only myself to blame."
"Yeah no, but I'm not arguing about this now."
"You just know that I would win. I'm passing the phone to someone who discovered what a shawarma was last month."
"The ethnic food choices where I grew up was fairly limited."
"Okay fair."
" Yup, well I'm passing the phone to someone who got dunked in a pool and lost his swimsuit in it."
"Listen, I didn't even know it was a thing that could actually happen. I thought it was a thing from media. We were all scarred that day."
"I enjoyed it."
"Shut up, I'm passing the phone to someone that nearly got mugged but they looked to pitiful to the mugger that he got given $20 and a knife."
"I bought lunch that day!"
"Not the point!"
"Well I also got a cool knife out of it, I'm passing the phone to someone who once got so many emails at once that he broke the server for 3 days."
"Whoever publicized my email address, I will have revenge."
"Those poor IT staff, you broke the WE email server.
"Just the executive accounts server, the regular employees were fine."
"Not the point!"
"I see what you did there, well I'm passing the phone to the guy that nearly got recruited by the Gotham magic society.
"They saw me make something disappear in a video as a cool trick and have been hounding me ever since."
"Sucker, your first mistake was to do a magic trick."
"You enjoyed it and for that I'm passing the phone to the guy who was up for 98 hours straight. Who then proceeded to go live by accident , cried about how no one loves diet zesti like they do and that Zesti discontinuing the cream soda flavour was crime."
"Listen I stand by that statement."
"You then got interrupted by Alfred who didn't realize you were live who sassed you so bad that he's reached patron meme status."
"That combination of words do not make sense. I will choose to ignore the current state of Alfred's reputation online. Well I'm passing the phone to someone who forced me to watch 18 hours of Ghost Hunter shows in one go."
"They were so stupid you needed to see them all."
"You literally did not let me leave, I was glued to that couch by the end of it."
"It was a mandatory education."
"I dropped out of high school."
"- So you definitely needed it then."
"Offensive- I'm passing the phone to- wait when can we be done?"
"Usually it's more than 2 people doing this, I honestly have no idea."
"Why are we just doing it then, I could have recruited my siblings."
"After the last video attempt, everyone has refused anymore videos with us on principle."
"I still say that Dick had it coming, he was the one who was playing with the stun gun even when we told him not to."
"He only has himself to blame but he's still refusing to do any other ones with us."
"Coward."
"And everyone else was busy or didn't want to."
"So are we done?"
"Might as well."
"This was 'passing the phone to-' trend."
"Why did we do this again?"
"It was requested multiple times, we had no choice."
"We don't have to do everything requested Danny."
"Maybe but I enjoy this one and thought you would too."
"I think it would have been better with other people."
"True but everyone else should enjoy it anyways."
"Bye!"
"Stay spooky!"
"Stay spooky?"
"I'm trying something out! Like it?"
"Oh Steph is gonna mock you so bad that you're gonna wish you can turn invisible."
"Ha, well stay spooky everyone!"