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While jerking off and thinking of each other, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov switch bodies. With a week before they meet for their first game of their second professional season, they've got no choice but to live each others' lives until then. But will seeing each other in person reverse whatever switched them?
Ilya plans to enjoy the admiration, while Shane is about to learn what it's like to be respected, but not loved. They both also find they're enjoying their predicament more than they should - and they've switched more than just appearances. Tastes and language skills remain, as do echoes of other memories.
Shane's about to learn there's more to the dickish Russian than an attitude and talent, and Ilya's about to learn that being the golden boy isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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MAIN STORY: 1-13 (complete)
MINI ARC (Birthday Suit): 14-17 (complete)
More stories in the continuity potentially to be added!Series
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05 May 2026
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Bueno, you didn’t hear this from me… by Agathawouldbeproud26
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya and Shane gossip after sex… it doesn’t mean anything… It’s not Shane desperately talking hoping to hold on to Ilya for longer, because he doesn't, it’s not Ilya wanting to fall asleep to Shane's voice every night and never being able too. It’s just, you know, gossip.
OrThe sequel (don’t need to have read the first one!) to my “hollanov uses gossip they get from each other for chirps (psychological warfare)” fic, AKA when that information was shared.
No active smut but all happen before/after sex so mentions of stuff, like no sex scenes but all the mentions of them. Lots of yearning though, hope that makes up for it!
The five times the gossip was shared after/before sex and the one-time Shane couldn’t wait and had to tell Ilya immediately. A 5+1 fic
Marked Mature for mentions of sex, swearing and typically heated rivalry fic stuff, no explicit sex scenes, but details of before, after or mentions of acts
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- Part 2 of Little Birdy
- Part 2 of heated rivalry - all fics ive written
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05 May 2026
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Shane and Ilya sometimes talk after sex, sometimes they talk before. That’s normal. It’s fine it doesn’t mean anything. It’s fun to talk to someone who has the same opinions on hockey as they do, and it’s fun to share the team gossip with someone whose probably not going to leak it, right?
Or; 3 times when the Hollanov Gossip session after sex lead to on ice consequences (see: chirping) and it confused everyone but was harmless and the 2 times it was mean, because they deserve it as a treat. And the once (1) it becomes a fight
So more like a 3+2+1, not a 5+1
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Written for @r0bedc0rps33 whose idea this was on tumblr, kudos to you my friendSeries
- Part 3 of All the fics I’ve written before
- Part 1 of heated rivalry - all fics ive written
- Part 1 of Little Birdy
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05 May 2026
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Moral Compass by PointMade26
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Dec 2025
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Ilya’s eyebrows have officially made their way to the top of his forehead, mouth dropping open. Hollander, Shane motherfucking Hollander, is genuinely, actually fighting. Shane Hollander’s fists are flying into Scott freaking Hunter’s face, catching him upside the chin, and throwing his head back.
“What the fuck,”
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Ilya's POV of Hollander throwing hands if he, yknow, actually threw hands instead of just sort of shoving each otherBookmarked by Sam23
05 May 2026
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Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.
Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.
No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.
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Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.
Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.