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1. not my circus, not my monkeys by weewoowee

   Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   22 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Damon Salvatore & Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Damon Salvatore
   • Elena Gilbert
   • Caroline Forbes
   • Jeremy Gilbert
   • Matt Donovan
   • Alaric Saltzman
   • Stefan Salvatore
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Self-Insert
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • no beta we die like mr. tanner
   • immortality with a twist
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies
   • Trauma
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Reincarnation
   • Damon salvatore critical
   • Pop Culture
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Dissociation
   • Dark Comedy
   • Temporary Character Death
   • Updates Sporadically
   • Antagonistic Relationship
   • penny and damon are not friends at first

   Summary

   Waking up after dying sucked, but waking up in a supernatural teen drama sucked even more.

   Mystic Falls was such a cringe name for a town. It was practically inviting all sorts of weird shit to happen. God, Penny couldn’t wait to get out of here.

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   English

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   8/?

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