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@MHLactivities ✓
Hayden Pike wishes happy birthday to former teammate Shane Hollander on new Instagram story: “Happy birthday to the light of my life. There’s no a day that goes by that I am not grateful for your warm smile, the way it calms my heart. Your feather weight chuckle. The sparkle beneath your thoughtful brow. Your comforting embrace pulling me in. Stealing me. Completing me… You deserve everything. I love you to the moon and back”
[photo description: the first picture showcases shane and hayden several years younger, hayden is hugging shane’s shoulder, their heads are touching and both are smiling. the second pic is more recent, they’re standing next to a lake – the picture seems to be taken mid-laugh].
@centaurslut
yo hayden’s story………
@puckmehard
guys is this a safe space
@barretsgf
the wind that makes you fall in love with your best friend is blowing through montreal rn
@hockeyaoi replying to @barretsgf
girl that wind has been around montreal for at least 15 yrs by now
@rozydefender replying to @hockeyaoi and @barretsgf
and that wind sent said best friend directly to his archrival’s bed so what about it
@barretsgf replying to @rozydefender and @hockeyaoi
this isn’t about hollanov
@rozydefender replying to @barretsgf and @hockeyaoi
everything is about hollanov
@montrealvoyers
i don’t even go #there but hayden didn’t have to do all that what are we supposed to think????
@marlohwow replying to @montrealvoyers
nah bro that was gay af fr you better start saying goodbye to pike rn you know they don’t like anything gay around there
@pikespuck
your comforting embrace pulling me in??????? stealing me?????? COMPLETING ME????????
@pikespuck
a married man father of four talking about someone who isn’t neither his wife or kids btw
@hollzyard
@/HaydenPikeOfficial suck a dick or knock this off
@frecklesandass
do u guys think pike regrets never trying anything with shane while they were still playing together
@frecklesandass
WHY DID JJ LIKE THIS??????????????????????????
@HOLLANOVER
i think everyone should remember that hayden is STRAIGHT and MARRIED
@hazydaisy replying to @HOLLANOVER
he also needs to remember that
@gimmerozy
everyone making jokes as if ilya isn’t palling #his murder as we speak
@hollysworld replying to @gimmerozy
i hope he makes it painful
@pikeispeak
your honor in my client’s defense everyone has a little crush on shane
@jerseydev1Is
sh*yden truthers resurgence so i blocked scott hunter
@hunterbae replying to @jerseydev1ls
?????? leave my boy alone
@jerseydev1Is replying to @hunterbae
your ‘boy’ was already a grown man when noah was building the arc dpmo
@lesbianlandry
someone should let hayden know he’s too old to be bisexual
@HaydenPikeOfficial replying to @lesbianlandry
? I’m 34
@cartervaughoe replying to @HaydenPikeOffical and @lesbianlandry
THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM WITH THIS TWEET?????? NOT THE IMPLICATION THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND????
@HaydenPikeOfficial replying to @cartervaughoe and @lesbianlandry
If your best friend isn’t someone you would fall in love with then they’re not really your best friend
@lesbianlandry replying to @HaydenPikeOffical and @cartervaughoe
so i’m gonna hold your hand when i tell you this…
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
you can tell pike genuinely thinks he deserves to live
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
good think i don’t care with what he thinks
@harrisdrover replying to @TheIlyaRozanov
For legal reasons: this isn’t a threat against Hayden Pike’s wellbeing
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @harrisdrover
harris is right. it’s not a threat. it’s a promise #watchthisspace
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
@troybarrett would you fall in love with me?
@troybarret replying to @TheIlyaRozanov
i would rather drown in my own vomit and have them dry my body by putting me on fire wtf
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @troybarret
see @HaydenPikeOfficial ?? normal answer. you’ll start coughing in three hours #TRUST
@boodbuddy
i would give my firstborn child to be on the centaurs gc rn and watch ilya’s crashout
@hangingonacliff
rozy if you’re gonna kill pike can you please record it and post on cameo
@haasbian
pike can’t be saying all that while having one of the worst cases of chronic gay face ever you WILL be getting allegations dude i can’t help you there
@barrislovechild
hayden gets so gay off that wasian
@2481_4ever
do u guys think ilya is a little happy veryyyyy deep down bc now he has a reason to hate pike
@whorellander replying to @2481_4ever
wdym ‘now he has a reason???? pike literally outed them
@2481_4ever replying to @whorellander
yeah but that seems to be the one thing ilya doesn’t hold against him. like we’ve seen him blame pike for global warming but not for that video
@whorellander replying to @2481_4ever
ilya is so kind <3
[ilya changed the group name from ‘hottawa’ to ‘project kill pike’]
next montreal game
everyone must slam pike extra hard
captain orders
hazy
Why???
bood
as you wish, oh captain my captain
young
ok
lapointe
ok
haas
ok
troy
no
kys
troy
?
hazy
why does rozy want pike and troy dead
troy
bc he hates gay ppl
not true
just hate you
troy
and hayden
pike is not gay
troy
that’s not what twiter is saying
hazy
SOMEONE TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do we want pike hurt?
troy
we DON’T want him hurt
we want him DEAD
harris
Wow
Okay
First of all: we don’t want anyone dead
that’s a lie
we want some people dead
troy
like kent
crowell
my father
harris
Okay babe we got it
We want BAD ppl dead
Hayden isn’t on the list
he’s on mine
harris
Well.
Take it off then
I’m sure Shane wouldn’t appreciate you killing his best friend
Especially after such a thoughtful happy birthday message
my beautiful husband shane supports me in this
harris
lol
troy
lol
hazy
lol
bood
lol
haas
lol
???
practice starts earlier tomorrow
dykstra
wtf man
lapointe
dude
where is hollzy?
only him can save us
harris
He’s having lunch with Rose
hazy
LMAO
dykstra
ohhhh
that explains it lmao
bood
hayden calling shane the light of his life on one side
rose landry having lunch with him on the other
no wonder our captain is pissed
dykstra
but why are we paying for it?
troy
right?
not our fault he married a total babe
??????????????????
harris
Please don’t ragebait him
And ilya stop talking about killing pike
can't even plan on killing anyone nowadays
because of woke
whatever
no killing
just report him on twitter @HaydenPikeOfficial
[harris changed the group name from 'project kill pike' to ‘mhl winners babyyyyy’]
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
you’re on his Instagram mentions i’m on his bed. we’re not the same
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
why are sc*tt h*nter fans on twitter go back to write in clay tablets like it was done when he was born
@admiralsadmirer replying to @TheIlyaRozanov
pike is the one flirting with ur husband go bother HIM
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @admiralsadmirer
i can multitask
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
imagine speaking french and having pike as a teammate 😂😂 jj’s life is shiiiiiit #deserved
@hunterbae
what’s your problem with scott be honest @TheIlyaRozanov
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @hunterbae
no one should be old AND ugly. pick a struggle
@pikedefender
the way ilya taks about hayden you wouldn’t guess he’s a 3x mhl winner lol
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @pikedefender
the way you talk about pike you wouldn’t guess he hasn’t won anything ever since shane left lol
@harrisdrover ✓
it’s been two hours and troy is still listing things he would rather do than fall in love with il*a. what did i do to deserve this
@savechiron
rozy has so much free time how is it possible
@boytroy replying to @savechiron
cus how are you a team captain and full-time husband and still manages to have 20k tweets ??
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @boytroy and @savechiron
i’m just built different
@bizanov
ilya’s commitment to be an absolute menace is sooooo inspiring
@boodsteak
rozanov vouching for mental health when he’s here everyday terrorizing pike and hunter lmao he’s not real dude 😭
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
did you guys no pike started walking at 4 months old because no one wanted to hold him
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
pike doesn’t have fake teeth because of hockey. pike has fake teeth because he was so ugly his mother had to use a slingshot to feed him and knocked several of his teeth out in the process
@pikeispeak
anywaysssss here’s a thread of hayden’s best goals and assists:
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @pikeispeak
luca haas is younger and more beautiful
@hahahaas
luca never beating the favorite child allegations
@haasbian
luca ilyasson you’ll always be famous
@harrisdrover ✓
Other team’s social media managers: hey guys don’t go online hate comments don’t mean anything
Ottawa centaurs social media manager: can you pls do go online and start another fight on hockeytwt pls pls pls
@centaurslut replying to @harrisdrover
you’re not their social media manager anymore king
@harrisdrover replying to @centaruslut
unfortunately that’s my circus and my monkeys
@puckmehard
bro where is shane ilya is only this annoying when he’s not around 😭😭
@hollandeer replying to @puckmehard
he’s with rose! she just posted him on her stories
@hoIIandry
spending his birthday with rose…. i’m gonna (re)start a rumor
@ragingraider replying to @hoIIandry
bffr at some point you need to wake up and accept that shane is gay. a homosexual. a wholeass fruitbasket. let this hollandry delusion go
@hoIIandry replying to @ragingraider
anyone with eyes can see he looks miserable in every picture with #that man. compare to the ones where he’s with rose and you’ll see who he ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE WITH !!!!!!!
@hockeyaoi
shane was kicked out of his team and faced one of the worst hate trains ever seen in ANY sport all because he is 1) gay and 2) in love w ilya but ppl on this hellsite will look you dead in the eye and say he’s neither
@shilyaprotector
a rose landry fan not knowing the concept of comphet is hilarious go check your fave’s filmography lmao
@shanesthong
shaydens AND hollandries in the big year of 2026 ilya should be allowed to kill 5 people per day
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @shanesthong
very nice words shanesthong
[Retweeted by Ilya Rozanov]
@ilyascumsock
jackie is the first woman to reproduce via parthenogenesis those kids are too cute to be half pike’s
@RoseLandryUpdates ✓
Rose via Instagram stories: happy birthday to my favorite part of canada! here’s to sharing more fries and laughs with you <3
[photo description: shane and rose are side by side in a booth, both making a kissy face to the camera.]
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @RoseLandryUpdates
oh we’re not hungry…………
mhl winners babyyyyy
moya lyubov
Hi guys!
Wow, that’s a lot of messages.
Thank you for all the birthday wishes <3
And there’s no need to worry about gifts haha
Your guys’ friendship is more than enough
hazy
Awwwwwww hollzy
Love u man
Don’t read the rest of the messages
dykstra
you’re the cutest, man
can’t believe this is the same person who plays like a demon on the ice
bood
tonight’s bbq is gonna be epic for you, hollzy!!
troy
hey shane can you kill rozanov
everyone shut up
hello my beautiful husband <333
where are you
i miss you
troy
@harris can you remove him from the chat
haas
i think shane's reading the rest of messages 👀
dykstra
wait lemme grab by popcorn
bood
this is about to get so good lmao
moya lyubov
Why am I reading about a plan to murder my best friend on my birthday
lapointe
i’m innocent
he had it coming
moya lyubov
?
pike didn’t had to do all that
moya lyubov
I thought it was cute
hazy
It was very cute bro
troy
the cutest
way cuter than ilya’s nonexistent post
bood
barrett is on a mission lmao
i'm coming for barrett’s don’t worry
it’s all a joke my love <333
we’re not killing pike 😇
just injuring him really bad hehe
moya lyubov
Please don’t joke about that
Hayden’s message was very sweet
There’s no reason to be upset
troy
sports ethics aside
you don’t want hurt him
that’s your good friend jackie’s husband
not for long
inshallah
bood
wow i don’t think you can say that white boy
no i can
girl on twitter gave me the pass
dykstra
we gotta low your screen time man
hazy
shane do something
use that ass god gave you
moya lyubov
Now why am I on it?
hazy
he’s your husband
moya lyubov
not for long
?????
???
???????
hazy
LMAO
troy
KJGJSFNVSFNVJNGDGOD
lapointe
😂
bood
no inshallah now?
moya lyubov
sweetheart
my baby
solnyshko
Hey
don’t say it like that :((
are you angry?
What if I am?
then i will kill myself
That would make me even more angry
then i will stay alive
You're ridiculous
I'm not angry
But a peaceful birthday would be nice
If you and Hayden could be civil with each other at least for today.......
boooooooooring
Well
You married boring
If you wanted something different you should’ve married someone else like you wanted to
NOOOOO
no!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
i love boring
boring is the best
❤️ boring ❤️
i will tattoo the word boring so everyone can know i’m yours
Everyone already knows that <3
I love you
I’ll be at home in 20
yayyyyyy
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✓
Hi! I want to thank everyone for all the heartfelt messages. Being in the receiving end of so much love from fans, teammates, friends and family still feels like more than I could ever have asked for and it means the world to me. Sending love!
@queertaurs replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT
@hazysgaymole replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gasoline in the car that took your mom to the hospital to give birth to you
@badbarret replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
you’re sooooooo sweet pls don't go bald
@boodsteak replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
best way to celebrate a birthday is winning another cup, right??????????????
@2481_4ever replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU YUNA AND DAVID HOLLANDER FOR GIVING US THE GREATEST HOCKEY PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION
@shanesthong replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
feet pics today queen?
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
the day @HaydenPikeOfficial dies will be the happiest day of my life after my father’s funeral
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer replying to @TheIlyaRozanov
?
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @ShaneHollandeHockeyPlayer
the day @HaydenPikeOfficial dies will be the happiest day of my life after my father’s funeral and my wedding with my beautiful husband.
@TheAnyaRozanova replying to @TheIlyaRozanov and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
?
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @TheAnyaRozanova and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
the day @HaydenPikeOfficial dies will be the happiest day of my life after my father’s funeral, my wedding with my beautiful husband and the day i adopted my beautiful daughter.
@ilyascumsock
he’s so pathetic bro we know he’s the one running the anya acc jknfskfmksjvhndfjvdn
@TheAnyaRozanova ✓
?
@HaydenPikeOfficial ✓
Just be clear: the day @TheIlyaRozanov won’t even make it to the top 10 days of my life because he’s not that important to me.
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial
you think this is a flex but you have fifteen children so my death not being in your top 10 days is just your obligation
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer replying to @TheIlyaRozanov and @HaydenPikeOfficial
Can we stop talking about our death days and just enjoy today
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer and @HaydenPikeOfficial
of course <333
@HaydenPikeOfficial replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer and @TheIlyaRozanov
Your wish is my command
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
my beautiful husband tells me to go to ottawa, i go to ottawa. my beautiful husband tells me to sell fancy cars, i sell fancy cars. my husband tells me to be nice to his best friend, i’m nice to his best friend.
@TheIlyaRozanov ✓
@roselandry the x-squad doesn’t suck
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✓
Ilya confuses “discussing” with “commanding”. I never told him to do any of those things.
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
you’re not fooling anyone!!! people on twitter.com deserve to know you’re #strict
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer replying to @TheIlyaRozanov
Некоторые вещи остаются только между нами
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
🥵
@HOLLANOVER
shane has a metaphorical leash around ilya’s neck and everytime he tightens it ilya gets closer and closer to barking
@whorellander replying to @HOLLANOVER
i'm gonna be honest oomf i don’t think it’s metaphorical
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✓
I don’t usually do this – because addressing everything would a psychological torture and I believe I have said almost everything there’s to be said about this topic –, but I’m married to the love of my life and the only person I’ve ever loved in such a way. A lot was said today, some in good humor, others in not. I don’t care that much about neither, as long as in the end of the day no one forgets that.
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
hahahahahahahah told yall he was #strict
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
@roselandry COPEEEEEEEEEEE
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
@HaydenPikeOfficial and nothing for you lmao #loser
@HaydenPikeOfficial replying to @TheIlyaRozanov and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
And you’re still thinking about me… alexa play obsessed!
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
you sound like you’ve been on twitter since forever. log off
@HaydenPikeOfficial replying to @TheIlyaRozanov and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Your screen time is 10 hours dude you shouldn’t be one talking
@TheIlyaRozanov replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
well half of that is just me watching shane’s sex tape so i’m not offended by that
[This tweet has been deleted]
@ShaneHolllanderHockeyPlayer ✓
Ignore what I said previously. You guys can say whatever you want. If Ilya wants to be funny on twitter it’s because he can handle whatever it’s being said here.
@jerseydev1ls replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
SHANE HOLLANDER SAID RPF IS LEGAL
@savechiron replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
SHANE HOLLANDER JOINING THE WAR AGAINST RPF ON THE SIDE OF RPF
@shaydenightsex replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
HOLLANOV ARE YOU READY TO DIE
@pikespuck replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
choosing silence until i know if mama jackie is okay with what i want to say or not
@jackiepike replying to @pikespuck and @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Go wild!
@roselandry ✓
why is ilya tagging me when he has me blocked?