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    ILYA: Tell Bretscher we have the condoms.
    ILYA: €5 for one. €12 for three.
    LUCA: 5??
    ILYA: Swiss use Euros, yes?
    ILYA: Don't tell me you use stupid currency too.
    LUCA: ...
    LUCA: We have Euros for Italy.
    LUCA: Five seems like a lot?
    ILYA: Tell him we have other customers. Take it or leave it.

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    Ilya starts an underground condom ring at the 2026 Winter Olympics.

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