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Sunday, everything peaceful at the BakuShiro residence, Baku is asleep but like... Shiro is craving. HUGE CRAVING. He looks at Baku and thinks to himself
"i can't js wake him up to tell him this..."
Shiro looks at the clock
"19:10... i still might have time..."
Shiro then proceeds to roll himself over, get on Baku and then stare a bit at what he's gonna do next. so he decides to jump out of the bed like haha did you think they were gonna have sex did you even read the crackfic tag its gonna happen later tho pffttaaaaaaaa???
Shiro gets to the living room puts on his usual dead red jacket and takes out the mold off it before taking another look to make sure his aztec boyfriend is asleep.
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He goes outside, hit by the cold wind and looks into where he should go now. It would be pretty unusual to see shops open at this hour but there was one actually; a big store actually, Shinkoumi Lidl, with big fluorescent lights "LIDL".
Shiro enters Lidl and instantly gets blinded by the ten thousand lights and faints due to iron deficiency.
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?: "dude wake up you're in my way"
Shiro wakes up and sees Noiz from DRAMAtical Murder, alongside his two bfs, Clear and Aoba, checking on him on the floor.
Noiz was in his usual scenemo attire along his vsco bf Clear and crunkcore bf Aoba, all matching colors of one hair extension. Scared it might be a gang, Shiro quickly gets up and runs off to a random isle.
Clear: "his hair was like mine i wish i could've said something nice..."
Aoba: "he looked high on air"
Noiz: "not as high as mink pls"
Aoba: "maybeeeeeee"
Shiro reaches the food court isle, and looks over to the drink section, grabs one of the milkis and then also gets a side of Lidl cookies cz why not. He sees some homeless guy sitting in front of the food venue for the tomato sauce stand and like it was actually Towa omg? Shiro's biggest idol, Towa also named Haruto was here for wtv reasons?? Shiro thinks of what he should say to his main story idol but Towa looks at him and says
Towa: "oi powder head do i know you i swear i could've seen you on the streets once"
Shiro is even blushing by now, he js got recognized by his favorite idol when he once was homeless on the streets as a child!! That's gotta be the second best ever thing that's happened to him before Baku's demon limb!!! Shiro gets the courage to say something to Towa.
Shiro: "Thank you Towa..It means a lot to me really-"
Towa: "Do you have a cigarette im hungry"
Shiro: "uhm... i have some uhm packages... "
Towa: "ok"
Shiro gives away with half a breath that little package that he had in his jacket hiding from Baku, at least he won't be caught now! Towa gets up from the tomato sauce isle and goes in front of Shiro and gives him a little peck on the cheek and leaves. Shiro waves at his idol before turning again to yet another beautiful sight.
Mutti tomato sauce cans.
He picks up like 5 of those and heads to the checkup place to pay them when he realizes that he actually got his cash stolen. but who did it? Shiro goes back where he first came to check again if he by any chance were to drop it on the floor but he finds nothing. Until he hears some blonde guy with a dog-wait no that's a guy? idk therian? anyway, Shiro observes the unusual amount of cash in the blonde guy's hands, the exact amount of cash he even got for the shop!! that guy stole his cash even tho he looks like he could buy him... what a shocker... maybe all billionaires are thieves after all Elon Musk much?
Shiro: "uhm that's my money"
Arbitro: "excusez moi??"
Shiro: "i said that's my cash"
Arbitro: "Kauboy bark at him now so he leaves he's scaring me!!
Kau takes off his ball gag and tries to bark but instead gets a few yelps out so Arbitro kicks his butt a bit but it still doesn't work so then he tries to take a dog toy and yanks off Kau's pants and starts bumraping him with it on the flying head and shoulders shampoo bottle until Kau finishes in front of the whole Lidl staff and dies therefore leaving Arbitro scared so he runs away but accidentally trips over the canisters of Rexona girl booby sweat spray that was in the way and his stolen cash come out. Shiro takes them and leaves like he js committed a crime knowing he's like a runner a trackstar.
And at the counter there it was, exactly who'd you expect to be at the counter, Naitou-kun!! Wait why is Naitou working at the Lidl paycheck what that's dumb, wasn't he the mascot of nitrogen+china, sorry nitro+chiral??
Naitou: "Is that all or do you want the baseball strawberry themed condoms too?"
Shiro: "I'm gonna pass on this one..."
Naitou: "Ok that'll be 5$ and 67cents pls"
Shiro gives him all the cash he had and takes his grocery bag and happily was about to leave the shop when all of a sudden every single power generator stops working and suddenly the lights go off.
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darkness.
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it always encapsulates me.
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i dont know how much i can keep it going until i know its going to end my life.
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it eats away at my soul and organs and leaves my flesh full of maggots to treat me like a corpse.
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The power suddenly turns on again and Shiro sees a familiar figure approaching him, it was Baku!!! omg cultural shock! dressed in the most tightest jeans ever known to man and a wife beater top js to catch his little white sock looking lover.
Baku: "Oye Shiro, vámonos ya hermano, no es seguro en estas esquinas, conozco estas calles marginales y están llenas de gangsters y políticos malvados"
Shiro: "ok"
Shiro eventually gets out of the shop alongside Baku only to be met with the minister of justice Neuvillette who gives him a tap water warning for letting the sink on ever since he left the house causing shinkoumi to flood uhm i js wanted to put him here say hi to Flins he appears too and starts kissing Neuvi on the mouth and like they die in a watersports fight boom boom water balloon i come back like a boomerang
And so these two come to go home and Shiro obv gets to eat his mutti sauce and they obv make out like yeah lovelies.