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nightly rendezvous (i just wanna be your lover) by skin_like_ice
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
09 Mar 2026
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[M/n] had allowed himself to believe that misfortune had finally loosened its grip after Batman delivered his cold rejection on that ill-fated night. Unfortunately, trouble had not departed; it had merely altered its approach, arriving now in the disarming form of the charming, airy, and infuriatingly frivolous Bruce Wayne.
“I think sausages should just be called hotdogs since they basically taste the same,” Bruce remarked casually from beside him, taking an enthusiastic bite of the hotdog in question as though he had not just uttered complete nonsense.
“Excuse me?” [M/n] turned slowly, his expression turning into open disbelief as he studied the billionaire’s face for signs of head trauma. Surely no man of reasonable intelligence would say such slander.
Bruce blinked at him with feigned innocence. “I said, I think sausages should—”
“I heard what you said, Mr. Wayne. I heard it perfectly clear,” [M/n] interrupted, his tone tightening despite his effort to remain composed. “What I am struggling to comprehend is the reasoning behind your statement. What are your basis for concluding that two distinctly prepared and seasoned foods deserve identical classification?”
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