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1. Shut up and get out of my bed by watermelon_seed

   Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tom/Tord (Eddsworld)
   • Tom (Eddsworld)
   • Tord (Eddsworld)
   • Edd (Eddsworld)
   • Matt (Eddsworld)
   • Tom is So Done (Eddsworld)
   • Tord is Bad at Feelings (Eddsworld)
   • Drunk Sex
   • Drunken Kissing
   • Drunken Confessions
   • Drunkenness
   • How Do I Tag
   • Song: The Hills (The Weeknd)
   • I Don't Even Know
   • I Tried
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Roommates
   • Mentioned Edd and Matt (Eddsworld)
   • Emotional Sex
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • Messy
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Slow Burn
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Arguing
   • Bickering
   • Smut
   • Rough Sex

   Summary

   They’ve been fighting since freshman year. It’s basically a hobby at this point.

   Then one drunken night turns all that unresolved tension into something neither of them can pretend didn’t happen.

   Now they’re avoiding each other. Which would be easier if they didn’t share a suburban house. And a bathroom with two other roomates.

   It meant nothing. Probably.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,644

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   60

   Bookmarks:

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