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Lemon demon was dressing for a FIRST DATE!!1! he was trying to decide what to wear to this (very fancy 100% legitimate) restaruant (starbucks). he was about to see the love of his life!1
he shows up at exactly 4:17 am to be met by william woodie. "O-OMG!! IS... IS THAT... WILLSTER WOODSTER!?!" lemon demon said, touching the tips of his fingers together whilst doing the :3 face. "yes nail cisgender, it's me" will said in a woody tone. neil barked because he was a therian. "come closer puppy there's something on ur face" will licked him. neilster blushed whilst saying "W-WHATS THIS!? OWO...!" Then a shooter came in "EVERYONE HANDS UP OR WHATEVER, IM CHARLIE KIRK" everyone gasped. lemon demon hid behind his boyfriend, shaking and crying.
"don't worry puppy, i got this" willie mcwood face announced. he ran up and took Charlie's kirky gun. "ge tout charles kkkirk" charlie kirk ran away, whimpering in fear. he supposedly returned to his alpha (sans undertail). "T-T-THANKS FUR SAVING ME WILL WOULD.. XD :3 UWU" neil uttered, saying each emoticon out loud. "no problem nil criregaa" wally wells wea whells said. then they both went home ig.
neil got a notification on his fone. a text? FROM GILL GOOD!?1!? he opened his pone, kicking his feet and giggling.
"hey puppy we should do this again like next willnesday."
"O-OKI W-WILL... OWO *blushes*"
Reminder that they're texting so neil typed all that out.
"k"
neil cried. "k"!?!!?? DID HIS BOYFRIEND NOT CARE ABOUT HIM!?!1? NO.... HOW COULD HE...
anyways, he was excited to see his bf tomorrow!11!!!!1!