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1. The Voltron Chat Fic No One Asked For by fleep

   Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Apr 2017

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Keith/Lance (Voltron)
   • Allura/Shiro (Voltron)
   • Everyone/Friendship
   • Lance (Voltron)
   • Hunk (Voltron)
   • Keith (Voltron)
   • Pidge (Voltron)
   • Shiro (Voltron)
   • Allura (Voltron)
   • Coran (Voltron)
   • Group chat
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Swearing
   • Memes
   • Texting
   • Crack
   • the gang is in college/grad and allura and coran are rich af
   • but this fic isnt about college its bullshit and memes
   • there is no dialogue its all chat/text format
   • typing style whats that
   • really this fic is here to make all the other chat fics look good
   • nobody asked for this but here it is
   • odd flirting?? if you can call it that
   • lots of lenny face
   • im not kidding
   • Sexual Humor
   • innuendos
   • i rated it as m bc these kids have bad language
   • this fic is just nonsense
   • stoner keith
   • ayyyyyyyy lmao
   • people call shiro daddy so imma tag it as daddy kink just in case??
   • Daddy Kink
   • is this a text chat?? a skype chat?? an fb message chat??
   • even i dont know
   • [x files theme]
   • mystic messenger spoilers
   • if you havent started playing it
   • everyone drags everyone
   • OOC for sure LOL
   • hot messes don't come close to these trainwrecks

   Summary

   dont hunk with my heart: did u really photoshop ur face over a man in a chicken costume running from the police

   keith is fine: thats pidge hunk pidge is the police

   dont hunk with my heart: howd u make that so fast lance

   mememachine: ive had this saved up for an occasion like this

   Nobody asked for this

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,281

   Chapters:

   16/?

   Comments:

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