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1. Fighting Like Cats and Dogs by LoserCatWritesFics

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Eskel & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Lambert
   • Lambert & Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • Aiden & Guxart (The Witcher)
   • Aiden & School of the Cat Members (The Witcher)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • Guxart (The Witcher)
   • Brehen (The Witcher)
   • Joël (The Witcher)
   • Schrödinger (The Witcher)
   • Kiyan (The Witcher)
   • Treyse (The Witcher)
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • NOT inspired by heated rivalry
   • Inspired by The Cutting Edge (1992)
   • With A Twist
   • Hockey
   • Alternate Universe - Hockey
   • Figure Skating
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Secret Relationship
   • Roommates
   • Sports
   • Anger Management
   • Trans Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Hurt Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Angry Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Game-Canon Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Lambert Swears (The Witcher)
   • Angry Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Transphobia
   • Misgendering
   • Minor Guxart/Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • Minor Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic
   • Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers
   • basically elves still exist
   • because my aiden will always be half-elf he needs his pointy ears
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Half-Elf Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Disabled Character
   • Chronic Pain
   • Aiden (The Witcher) Has OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

   Summary

   Lambert Morhen, center on the first line of the Kaedwen Direwolves ice hockey team, has a lot of things to be annoyed about, and right now that's their rival team's center, Aiden Marv, who won't stop checking him but acts like he's an unsuspecting target whenever Lambert checks him back.

   Aiden Marv, ex-figure skater and current first-line center of the Sabercats, is struggling with his own problems. His coach tells him to use his anger issues, while his assistant coach (and adoptive father) is telling him to control them, all while he's having to adapt to having only one eye after an accident took him out of the figure-skating race.

   When it's move-in day at Kaedwen University, and the two boys see eachother assigned to the same dorm, all hell breaks loose.

   Or; A hockey AU, mixed with a college AU, with a twist. with Lambden

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,600

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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