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Siffrin was watching the television that apparently existed. An advertisement played. “NOW HIRING! FIVE NIGHTS AT CHANGE GOD’S!!! SECURITY GUARD NEEDED! caution children will not be tolerated at fnacg side effects may include the bite of 87 ice cream suddenly becoming allergic to pineapple and slipping on a banana peel” Ok, that was weird. They decided to give it a shot anyways. What’s the worst that could happen?
He jumped in the cadillac steered by Twilight Dash, Pinkie Jack, Rareflutter, Apple Sparkle, Rainbow Shy, and Raripie. Siffrin squinted his eyes in confusion. These. were. not. the real my little ponies. Why were offbrand MLP’s steering a car? And how were all of them steering it at once?
They brushed it off and went to work.
“RING RING HELLO? HELLOO?” Siffrin picked up the phone. “Hi im phone guy you all know the speech i dont need to type it out”
They checked the security camera.
Change God: wow!!! shenanigans!!! (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)
Mirabelle: W-we shouldn’t hurt the security gaurd.
Change God: on the contrare we should send him into a timeloop
Odile: No, I agree with Mirabelle there is no rhyme or reason to hurting them. Unless. We need to.
Bonnie: LETS EXPLODE HIM!!!
Odile: No.
Change God: i agree with the small child ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა
Isabeau was searching for Siffrin, he needed to save them he thought. What if the others killed him? No. That wouldn’t be like them. But he can’t know for sure. He didn’t know how out of character the author was willing to go for the funnies.
The Change God killed Siffrin for the funnies.
Siffrin’s eyes snapped open.
“Huh? Whuh??? I’m back????? STARS WAIT I NEED TO SECURITY GUARD STILL”
At that moment the fic left at a huge cliffhanger and readers were left to play russian roulette if the Author continues this or not. The author has too many fic ideas that have been building up combined with actually having motivation+energy(that’s not angry, anxious or hyper[well it could be considered that but not the kind of hyper im referring to] energy) to do it.
Hola soy Dora do you think Lynx is going to continue writing this?