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Кентавры Ура!
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Welcome to the chat, Lily! I can’t wait to have you join our hockey chats about the Ottawa Centaurs!!!
Illy @ilyaroz81
What is this?
Who are you?
Who is Lily?
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
I’m sorry did I add the wrong person?
If ur not Lily who are you
Illy @ilyaroz81
I like your chat name, Вы говорите по-русски?
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
omg ace you added someone who actually speaks russian????
thats so cool
Morgan @puckingawsome556
ace dude who tf is this?!
Illy @ilyaroz81
Woah, no attacking, I come in peace
I see you are Ottawa fans yes?
I like Ottawa, I’d like to stay
Willow @faceoff_willtakeoff369
you seem like one too at least
you have an Ilya user
huge ilya fan??
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
I AMMMM
i feel betrayed after he left the raiders but I can compromise
boo centaurs
GOOOO ILYYAAAAA
Illy @ilyaroz81
No attacking teammates
Yes I am Ilya fan
Very hot, yes?
Excuse my English, not my first language
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
youre good
wait no
we arent moving past “teammates” quite yet
you should at least introduce yourself Illy
Illy @ilyaroz81
My name is Ilya
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Holy shit
Wait
Oh my gosh, Mr. Rozenov, I am so sorry. I did not mean to add you
Illy @ilyaroz81
You connect dots quickly
Do not remove me this seems interesting
I practice my english here yes?
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
Currently screaming holy fucking shit
Illy @ilyaroz81
You all curse a lot
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Hold on, can we back up a second here?
Illy @ilyaroz81
Backup? We are not in car
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
“Back up” is like “Slow down” or “Can we address this previous point”
Illy @ilyaroz81
Make sense, continue
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Thank you, I understand that you want to be present in this chat
but i feel it is important that you know there are minors here
if that makes you uncomfortable feel free to leave
Illy @ilyaroz81
Is okay, you can keep me relevant to what
the younger fans want
press wise
and keep me updated on the words that the kids say like “Back up”
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
omg ilya rozenov wants to be in our gc
this might be the coolest moment of my life
Illy @ilyaroz81
It absolutely is the coolest moment of your life
Now can you all introduce yourself,
I feel it is fair
Yes
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Of course, that’s fair
I’m Ace, 19, I’m the only guy in the chat up until now,
I’m in college as a history major
Illy @ilyaroz81
Us dudes stick together yes?
Friend of mine, Kip is also History Major
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
omg wait Scott Hunter’s boyfriend right?
Illy @ilyaroz81
Yes that is him
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
I’m Sugar, it’s like an internet name bc I don’t feel safe
using my real name on the internet
I’m 17, I’m still in high school but I plan to major in theater
Morgan @puckingawsome556
I’m Sugar’s sister, Morgan
I’m also 19 and a Computer Science Major
Willow @faceoff_willtakeoff369
Willow, Im 19 too, we all had a class together in high school and
we keep this chat going
Im an Art major
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Eventually Grace will make themselves known
She hasn’t responded yet
She’s still on Canada time
Illy @ilyaroz81
Nothing wrong with Canada time
I have grown to enjoy Canada
Is boring but nice
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Fair mb
Illy @ilyaroz81
Means ‘my bad’ yes?
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Yes
Illy @ilyaroz81
And they say I don’t listen
So rude
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
dont let them disrespect you
Your ILYA ROSENOV
Illy @ilyaroz81
So am I all of you favorite player?
Or however you ask
When asked who your favorite player
do you say me?
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
Absolutely
100%
No doubt in my mind
Still mad you play for Ottawa tho
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
pretty sure he got that sugar
ur definitely one of my favs
but im a huge Hayes fan
I was always a goalie whenever I played other sports so i have a soft spot
Illy @ilyaroz81
Is fair, Wyatt is great guy
Huge nerd
So many comic books
Willow @faceoff_willtakeoff369
I was so excited when u traded
but the rookie Haas might have beat you to my number 1
Illy @ilyaroz81
beat by my own son, how dare he
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
SON OMGGGG
Morgan @puckingawsome556
im a bigger PWHL fan, Hilary Knight <333
she’s my girl
Illy @ilyaroz81
yes
women’s hockey very good
obviously you all hockey fans, little gray
words next to name
Willow @faceoff_willtakeoff369
yeah I grew up playing, I was a center before i broke my
leg
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
Yeah sorry about that…
Willow @faceoff_willtakeoff369
i dont forgive you
suffer
die
Illy @ilyaroz81
Woah woah, no fighting
only fight should be on the rink
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
Willow chirps a lot at Sugar
They have their beef but its all fun and games
(Beef just means like a rivalry)
Illy @ilyaroz81
Ah like me and Hollander yes?
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
yea exactly!
Hollander is a good player he’s got a good shot
his left can be a little weak
Morgan @puckingawsome556
ur always shitting on Hollander’s weak left
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD AT BOTH SIDES ITS
ESSENTIAL FOR ALL SPORTS
Illy @ilyaroz81
Ace is correct
His left is weak
I tell him this a lot
But he is good player
Do not tell him I say this
Ace @ace_ofallsports22
We already accidentally added you
I dont think we would ever get this lucky again
plus we aren’t metros fans in this house
CENTAURS 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴
theres no centaur emoji
Illy @ilyaroz81
Emoji, what is this
Is that horse?
How can I do that
WOAH
WHERE DID DAT COME FROM
and why does the cat make the face
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
Ilya Rozanov discovers emoji stickers
Discord is cool
watch this
I CAN MAKE WORDS REALLY BIG
Or really small
Illy @ilyaroz81
Teach me your ways
I wish to make big word and little word
Sugar @sugar_crashesboards996
I assume ur on a computer but thats the only place it works
To make something big you type
“# “ you have to add the space after
And for small you type
“-# “
now you try
Illy @ilyaroz81
I am best hockey player
Shane hollander is good too
I am discovering such wonders
Thank you kids
4 hours later
Grace @grace_andbalance
woah what did i miss????
Grace @grace_andbalance
ILYA ROZANOV?!?!?!?!?