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    We all know Hot Priest from Fleabag. We might know Hot Rabbi from Nobody Wants This.

    But in this fandom, dear readers, we go where no AU has ever gone before...

    Hot Priest/Hot Rabbi.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    Inspired by Date Me, Bryson Keller.

    Everyone knows about the bet. Each week, Nick Nelson, the Rugby King of Truham Grammar, must date someone new — the first person to ask him out on Monday morning. Until a boy asks him out, and everything changes.

    Charlie Spring is shocked when Nick agrees to secretly date him. But as the week goes by, Charlie discovers there's more to Nick than he'd previously realized, and the fake dating starts to feel an awful lot like real dating. As he gets in deeper and deeper, can Charlie deal with the fact that this relationship will end after one week? After all, Nick is popular, handsome and straight. Right?

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    30 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    Charlie Spring endures constant and horrific bullying during Year 9 after being outed as gay. He tries to ignore it. Tries to not let it get to him. Tries to ignore all the sneers and harsh words thrown at him day in and day out. But it hurts. It gets to him. He slowly becomes more and more a shell of himself, becomes more and more angry, until one day he just snaps. He gets in an all out brawl with the guys who just won't leave him alone and winds up hitting his breaking point, having a complete mental breakdown. Everything changes that day. He's angry, pissed off, and he can't hold it in anymore. He builds a wall of defense around himself made out of violence and anger, shoving all his other emotions and personality down in order to protect himself.

    Until Nick Nelson comes along and completely shatters everything he thought he knew, and forces him to start feeling again.

    Pt. 17 Current Progress: N/A

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Charlie is a bartender at Pony, one of Seattle’s most popular queer bars in the Capitol Hill neighborhood. Nick moved to the area recently to be a teacher at an all boys school and can’t believe he happens to run into someone from back home in Kent. They knew each other at Truham, but their paths rarely crossed despite both having harbored secret crushes on one another.

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    22 Jan 2025

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    Nick Nelson is a lobsterman on his brother David’s boat. He spends all of his time on the water, or in bed with a new tourist every week. Then he meets Charlie Spring.

    OF NOTE: I had an idea for a new ending. The "Ambiguous Ending" tag was removed and the "Angst with a Happy Ending" tag was added.

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    12 Dec 2024