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PhD: Pretty Hot Daddy (And Other Reasons I’m Getting Expelled) by fukiouh
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
24 Feb 2026
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There are two ways to fail a Master's degree. The first is poor Chicago-style citations. The second is accidentally sharing a Google Doc with the terrifying Chair of the History Department where you explicitly detail your plans to jump his bones.
By all administrative laws, Dr. Ryomen Sukuna should expel you before breakfast. It’s a literal Law & Order: SVU episode waiting to happen. But the professor doesn't forward the chat logs to the Ethics Committee. Instead, he summons you to his office for strict, in-person "Disciplinary Oversight."
You thought you were just surviving a graduate program. But as the academic warfare turns into agonizing foreplay, you realize you're actually just trying to survive his $15,000 mahogany desk. The prize is your degree. The battlefield is his Persian rug.