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Can I Get You Pregnant? by jimijiminjimi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Feb 2026
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Summary
Min Yoongi is 28, successful, respected—and completely exhausted with his parents trying to mate him off to a “suitable” omega. One last blind date won’t kill him, he tells himself.
It almost does.
Because in the middle of a painfully awkward dinner with a politically polished female omega he has zero interest in, Yoongi catches the scent of tangerine.
Park Jimin. Blonde. Soft-spoken. Devastating in glasses and a server’s uniform. Polite, elegant, and entirely unaware that he has just ruined Yoongi’s life in the best possible way.
One accidental “I need to get you pregnant” (which Yoongi absolutely does not mean to say out loud), a mortifying apology, and a bold invitation outside the restaurant later, Yoongi walks away with Jimin’s number and the terrifying realization that he has never wanted anything more clearly in his life.
