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"What the hell are you doing?" Ava asks, watching John grab her purse.
"Looking for a band-aid," John replies, not even looking up.
He shuffles through it. After a couple of seconds, he pulls out two lipglosses. "Hey, that's funny."
"What is?"
"This is the same lipstick my ex-wife has."
"Yeah," Ava replies, biting the inside of her cheek to stop herself from laughing. "That is funny."
"I didn't know you guys use the same shade."
"I guess there're a lot of things you don't know, huh?"
"Guess so." John shrugs, putting the lipgloss back. "You two would probably get along."
"Oh, we do," Ava mutters.
"What?"
"I said, 'maybe we would.'"