Archive of Our Own ^beta

lol whoops sorry i didn't think it would send you a notification

just figured we end up playing against each other a lot, so we might as well be friends!

it'll make it easier for you to get your ass kicked!

hahahaha maybe not

but you're really fun to play against so don't be a stranger!

game???

you can just decline if you don't want to play!

truer words have never been spoken

caught me

don't tell my girlfriend she'd kill me

mostly cause she's my boss and she really hates it when i slack off

well now that we've established we're not on this cjade site to find other sad, lonely cjade players

ready to go down?

yeah gimme a minute

i just woke up

oh no i don't think we do

it's like afternoon here i was just asleep

but i'm on a xianzhou ship so they use dual hours and stuff and i know not everywhere does

yeah fair enough

when i went to penacony a while back having to adjust to a whole different method of measuring time was crazy

well i'm not too fond of it considering i was only there because i almost got kidnapped by a cult

true story

ready to lose?

not that rare! don't be a dick

like a year ago? after the whole aeon debacle thing. there was a cult thing, and someone i knew was running a hotel... it was weird

oh my aeons small universe haha

yes i do

he's fun. not good at cjade though

i know! and i used up vacation time on that trip :(

i knowwwww

of course!

good game!

comforting to know that if i was replaced by a borisin or something CelestialJadeNow user HoneyBlueDragon would be able to tell the difference

i'm just exhausted from work :(

what do you do for work that lets you play cjade all day

and can i also have that job

you're right, i don't want any job at all

i want to play cjade all day

mean!

my celestial jade skills are WAY stronger

i have it on good authority that the boss loves me <3

being a diviner is hard work!!

okay, "i work in investments", you're also on cjn in the middle of the day

yeah

thank you

i knew it

you're a bot

i've seen you get earth's grace one too many times

nobody is that lucky

1) fuck off and 2) ???

you have no idea how badly i want to hear this

for the record, my girlfriend IS my girlfriend, 100% confirmed

i am over 200 years old, genuinely

just xianzhou things

holy shit

that’s honestly really cute

and it isn't stupid

no but seriously, i understand not knowing where you stand in a relationship with someone. and i know this is going to sound cliche, but you really should talk to him. be honest about what's going on in your head, and if he's not ready for that, then he's not ready for you.

i don't really know you at all, but you seem like a good person.

yeah, i understand. it's hard

and for the record, i do think we're friends

well, you have a random cjade player from the xianzhou on your team now, so

at least one friend

no the fuck they are not

alright. my turn to get personal

i'd be upset if it did

so i mentioned my girlfriend is my boss right

right well

she's not like, in charge

she can still technically get uh

let's say promoted

and she really, really wants to get promoted, like REALLY wants it

and i support that!

i do! i have no desire to get promoted or do anything at all. i like my job because it lets me slack off and do this all day instead of actually working

but recently i found out that ummm

someone else would promote me? to a job that's like... the same level as the one my girlfriend really wants

not the same job, but the same position... elsewhere

and my gf kind of freaked out about it even though she doesn't even want that specific job she wants the version of it where WE live and i didn't even GET the job

the person who has it just said that if she died she'd give it to me

and that person is like??? weirdly flirty/competitive with my gf anyway so it was probably just to fuck with her and not because she actually wanted to give me the job when she dies

we're diviners, there's always a when

and if this gives away who i am then like whoops but i genuinely don't know what to do

no, but she all but predicted her death so

no. well, sometimes she can misinterpret things, but this one was pretty clear

yeah

my gf doesn't really flirt back

i don't actually think she realizes this lady is flirting with her

what. hey

you having insane luck does not make me bad at cjade

you suck sometimes

but thank you. i know it's a lot

awww you called us friends

like you ever do

distracted?

never!

but also maybe

that infamous luck of yours running out?

!!!!!

with the guy??

THAT'S AWESOME

i'm so happy for you!!!!

that's so amazing

i'm so happy for youuuu

the divinations say you will have a long and prosperous relationship <3

just kidding, i didn't do any divinations

too much work

just a guess on my part

always!

do you ever wonder if we've met in real life and just don't know it?

i wonder if we'd have liked each other

well, i'm incredibly likeable, so maybe it'd balance out

yeah

i like to think we have

but i like being cjade buddies with you too

even if all i know about you is that you work in """investments""" and you have a boyfriend

and that you went to penacony once

i also know that you're a good person. an asshole, but a good person

nah

the divinations say you're a good guy at heart

didn't need to

i know i'm right

wanna play another one?