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it's a bad idea, right? by you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Feb 2026
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Summary
Shane rolls his eyes as if he’s not absolutely going to Face Time Ilya the moment he gets to his Montreal apartment door.
He maybe also decides not to delete this photo of Ilya’s perfect abs drizzled in come to the point that they’re dripping like the ridges of a fresh-from-the-oven cinnamon roll - quite as soon as he should.
For Science.
Then he opens his browser and types in the words ‘sexting coaching’ into the Google search bar.
The first few hits are blurred out video reels Shane’s too terrified to open in public at the airport.
But finally he sees something promising on Craigslist.com.
'Johnny Big Bravo, Professor of Sextuality. Virtual coaching for reasonable fee. Serious inquiries only - email [email protected] with a summary of your sexting needs and I will send you a quote'
Normally Shane wouldn’t do something this reckless, stupid, and impulsive.
But this is the Year of Yes.
And also the year Shane takes the concept of sexting and Hollanders the fuck out of that shit. He’s going to become an expert.
A sextpert, even. A sext champion. Point is, he’s going to kick Rozanov’s ass.
Series
- Part 6 of Textual Healing