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1. Vassago's Hot Yoga by stolitzsilas

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Stolas Goetia & Vassago
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Andrealphus/Vassago (Helluva Boss)
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Andrealphus (Helluva Boss)
   • Vassago (Helluva Boss)
   • Stella Goetia
   • Sitri (Helluva Boss)
   • Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
   • Millie (Helluva Boss)
   • Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Sexual Tension
   • Jealous Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Andrealphus Being a Jerk (Helluva Boss)
   • Vassago Loves Andrealphus (Helluva Boss)
   • Caring Stolas Goetia
   • Soft Vassago (Helluva Boss)
   • Sexual Humor
   • Blitz doesn't understand Spanish and makes it everyones problem
   • Jealous Andrealphus
   • Stolas is in it for the lulz

   Summary

   Fresh off (another) breakup with Andrealphus, Vassago is inspired to open his own hot yoga studio. Passion, music, and skimpy clothes! Uh, and there's some exercise in there too, somewhere. It's an (mostly) empty class until Stolas drags a reluctant pair of comrades along with him.

   Everyone after Vassago are cameos only! Rotating POV, this is absolutely crack silliness.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,057

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

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