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  1. I’m Not a Violent Dog—I Don’t Know Why I Bite by

    Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)  

    10 Mar 2026

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    Dunk of Flea Bottom, an omega and a lowly squire, had always dreamed of being a great knight of the seven kingdoms. When he misunderstands his Ser’s dying words, it’s exactly what he sets out to do.

    However, after growing fond of the child he picks up in an end and makes his squire, his path takes a much darker turn than he anticipated.

    Lyonel Baratheon is just too smitten with this large pretty omega to let something like a dragon stand in his way of happiness.

    (A retelling of the show that is somewhat darker but with a much happier outcome. Baelor lives. Lyonel gets his cookie. Dunk gets the man and gets to be as maternal to Egg as he likes because I say it so.)

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