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1. Sly Dogs Never Die by InscrutableGreatHornedOwl

   Fandoms: Lies of P (Video Game), All Dogs Go to Heaven (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   17 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Giangio | Philippus Paracelsus
   • Sophia Monad
   • P | Player Character (Lies of P)
   • Simon Manus
   • Laxasia the Complete (Lies of P)
   • Isabelle Monad
   • Valentinus Monad
   • Gemini (Lies of P)
   • Lea Florence Monad
   • 'who ordered this?'
   • Work in Progress
   • mature content
   • Angst
   • See notes for content warnings
   • Asexual main character
   • Nonbinary Main Character
   • HopePunk
   • but OH GOD they have to earn it
   • mentor dynamic
   • respect women or else
   • main character has a flat character arc
   • antihero main character
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Messy Hurt/Comfort
   • Character Study
   • character study stir fry; we are studying several of them
   • Steampunk
   • Dystopia
   • mafia
   • for sufficiently loose definitions of steampunk dystopia and mafia
   • side characters as the main characters
   • character driven
   • Psychological Drama
   • plot from one story; characters setting everything else from the other
   • Crossover
   • Isabelle and Valentinus and Lea are included in tags for haunting the narrative
   • Alternate Universe - Canon
   • Worldbuilding
   • Fusion
   • Crossover Fusion
   • Grief
   • Disenfranchised Grief

   Summary

   Paracelsus is killed by rival Alchemists, but he quickly steals back his life when god isn't looking. Sophia inherited a rare and incredible power from her mother, and she was raised to keep it hidden to protect herself. Simon has taken over the Alchemist Order, and he's the first in line to exploit Sophia for her power. Paracelsus has to rescue her because he worked for her parents, and she needs help. Or because he's second in line to exploit her. But that might not pan out how he expects.

   A retelling of All Dogs Go to Heaven with characters and setting from Lies of P.

   All Dogs Go to Heaven is about respecting a natural order. This story is about holding onto life with teeth and claws. Lies of P is about the humanity of a machine. This story is about the faith of a cynic and the wisdom of a novice.

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   English

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