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1. Harry and Draco's Home for Wayward Artefacts by incognitoburritto

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Sword of Gryffindor - Character
   • Snake (OC)
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Zacharias Smith
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Gilderoy Lockhart
   • James Potter
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Nymphadora Tonks
   • Remus Lupin
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Molly Weasley
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Sirius Black Lives
   • Kind Of
   • Ghosts
   • Established Relationship
   • Lawyer Draco Malfoy
   • Master of Death Harry Potter
   • Warden of the Veil Harry Potter
   • Sentient Sword of Gryffindor
   • Lucius Malfoy Haunts a Toilet
   • Snake as Jewelry
   • Harry Potter is Lord Peverell
   • Harry Potter is Lord Potter
   • Household Chaos
   • Sword of Gryffindor Just Wants To Be Helpful
   • The Ministry of Magic is Incompetent (Harry Potter)
   • Humor
   • Political Drama (but like… sarcastic political drama)
   • Political Power Couple
   • Harry and Draco are so in love
   • Autonomous Magical Artefacts
   • Found Family But Make It Objects
   • Sword Spooning
   • Wizengamot politics
   • goblin drama
   • The Goblins Still Hate Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter Has Too Many Titles
   • Supportive Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Sirius Black is a Menace
   • but we love him
   • Happy Ending
   • Boys In Love
   • Chaos

   Summary

   In which Harry becomes Master of Death, Warden of the Veil, Lord of Ancient Houses—and still cannot keep a sentient sword from spooning him at night. Fortunately, he has an extremely competent lawyer who also happens to be his boyfriend.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,856

   Chapters:

   30/30

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