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    Shane Hollander didn’t think he needed a bachelor party.

    Unfortunately for him, his friends disagree.

    Between inappropriate decorations, emotional toasts, dock chaos, and one extremely unhinged surprise from Ilya Rozanov, Shane’s quiet weekend at the cottage becomes something else entirely.

    Meanwhile, Ilya’s own “simple night out” quickly escalates into a full Death of a Bachelor celebration, complete with vodka, bad decisions, and one very drunk fiancé showing up at the club.

    After years of secrets, near misses, and terrible timing, Shane and Ilya are finally getting married.

    First, though, they have to survive their bachelor parties.

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    Thank you @sackettc on tiktok for the inspo for this :)

    Also, this story takes place during The Long Game, somewhere between the Centaurs getting knocked out of the playoffs and Shane signing with Ottawa/the wedding. But also, J.J. isn't upset at Shane for not telling him about Ilya/not upset anymore. (Idk, don't read into it too much.)

    Enjoy <3

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