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It's Only Fair by Jaz_Lyn_Riddle
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Mar 2026
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Summary
“And I'm the fucking King of Hell, what could you possibly offer that I can't get elsewhere?”
Oh, that's it.
Grinding his teeth together, blood and alcohol pulsing through his body, Alastor sprang from the sofa.
A step towards the bed, a knee braced on the mattress, and then his hands were on the King's knees, and Alastor leaned into the angel's personal space. “Don't think you know the first thing about me, your Majesty.”
“Oh yeah?” Lucifer's voice came out breathy, his face now sporting a most infuriating grin under its renewed flush, one that made Alastor tighten his grip on the devil’s knees and struggle not to curl his claws in.
He hadn't thought anyone could get him this incensed so quickly.
Two people who have no business accidentally doing everything right by each other. A Radio Demon who calculates every action with precision, and a fallen angel who’s been winging it since he Fell. Neither of them notice when they stop doing both and that is going to be very inconvenient for each other.
A week, a deal, a peace treaty, a musical, and a growing collection of things that neither of them has words for yet.