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1. Egg Hunt by Dreamer_Wisher_Liar

   Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John-117 | Master Chief/Thel 'Vadam | The Arbiter
   • John-117 | Master Chief
   • Thel 'Vadam | The Arbiter
   • Blue Team (Halo)
   • Anal Sex
   • Eggs
   • Oviposition
   • Alien Biology
   • Alien Sex
   • Alien/Human Relationships
   • Intoxication
   • Multiple Penetration
   • Tentacles
   • Tentacle Dick
   • Chases
   • Predator/Prey
   • Mating Rituals
   • High Master Chief is funny
   • Thel is extremely serious and also a sad lizard
   • Humor
   • too many dicks

   Summary

   “Blessed Host,” the creature said, and John pushed at its shoulder, trying to move it off of him. “The Blooming is upon us. Will you open for me?”

   Jesus fuck.

   “No?” John-117 tried to wiggle back, and then his shoulder hit a taller puff of cool meadow grass and he was stuck. A riot of little birds flocked past in a chirping flurry. “Yeah, no thanks,” he slurred, “I’m good. We’re closed.”

   When Master Chief wakes up in a fairytale meadow stark naked, he knows immediately that something’s wrong. Little does he know that he’s just lost the Forerunner lottery and been isekai-ed into a Sangheili mating ritual.
   That’s right: Our boy the Master Chief is about to get eggnant.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant

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