Let's Get John Halo Eggnant
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Unscheduled Maintenance by Dreamer_Wisher_Liar
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Halo (TV 2022), Original Work
19 Jan 2026
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When his suppressant pellet is damaged in a firefight, John's world turns upside down. He disobeys a direct order and flees into the arms of the only friend who might help. When the damaged pellet sends him into a heat that John cannot understand or predict, he looks to Soren-066 to know what to do.
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Look. I'm gonna level with you. Ever since I found out that Master Chief's suit doesn't jack him off (making it essentially just a giant chastity cage), I've felt bad for him. So, this is a little fix-it fic in which our beloved Master Chief gets railed by his childhood friend. There'll probably be more.
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- Part 1 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant
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Plan B by Dreamer_Wisher_Liar for delphox
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Original Work
06 Feb 2026
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Master Chief is captured by the Covenant, and they want to use him in an experimental program to more efficiently breed lekgolo worms. This is far from John's ideal situation, but help comes from an unlikely source.
Horror --> monsterfucking that's pretty consensual under the circumstances. Expect a bunch of alien bio, some primal/prey vibes. Do mind the tags.
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- Part 2 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant
- Part 7 of Monsters
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“Blessed Host,” the creature said, and John pushed at its shoulder, trying to move it off of him. “The Blooming is upon us. Will you open for me?”
Jesus fuck.
“No?” John-117 tried to wiggle back, and then his shoulder hit a taller puff of cool meadow grass and he was stuck. A riot of little birds flocked past in a chirping flurry. “Yeah, no thanks,” he slurred, “I’m good. We’re closed.”
When Master Chief wakes up in a fairytale meadow stark naked, he knows immediately that something’s wrong. Little does he know that he’s just lost the Forerunner lottery and been isekai-ed into a Sangheili mating ritual.
That’s right: Our boy the Master Chief is about to get eggnant.Series
- Part 3 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant
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I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends by Dreamer_Wisher_Liar
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
10 May 2026
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Stranded by a storm that won't let up (or let any air traffic in), John-117 discovers that his long-time ally is carrying a clutch of eggs, and risks losing them if he cannot find a host. He's done dumber shit for worse reasons, hasn't he?
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- Part 4 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant
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You've Got A Friend by Dreamer_Wisher_Liar
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
30 Jun 2026
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Carrying a clutch of Sangheili eggs for reasons that are definitely more strategic than personal, the Master Chief must defend from enemies both without and within.
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Eggnant John Halo is coming to terms with his impending fatherhood and bonding with his baby daddy ('cause we all know the Arbiter's daddy). It's got fluff and eggs, and I'm not sorry.
Sequel to "I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends" but can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 5 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant