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1. You've Got A Friend by Dreamer_Wisher_Liar

   Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John-117 | Master Chief/Thel 'Vadam | The Arbiter
   • Blue Team & John-117 | Master Chief
   • John-117 | Master Chief
   • Kelly-087 (Halo)
   • Linda-058 (Halo)
   • Frederic-104 (Halo)
   • Thel 'Vadam | The Arbiter
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Interspecies Sex
   • Interspecies Relationship(s)
   • Alien Biology
   • Thel's got a pretty weird dick y'all
   • Tentacles
   • Sort Of
   • Eggpreg
   • The Master Chief Is Eggnant
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Consensual Sex
   • but it's gonna be pretty weird
   • Secret Relationship
   • Fear of Discovery
   • trauma (assorted flavors)
   • Fatherhood
   • Loss
   • Eggs
   • the most earnest crack
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • Minor Character Death
   • Egg loss
   • Grief/Mourning

   Summary

   Carrying a clutch of Sangheili eggs for reasons that are definitely more strategic than personal, the Master Chief must defend from enemies both without and within.

   OR

   Eggnant John Halo is coming to terms with his impending fatherhood and bonding with his baby daddy ('cause we all know the Arbiter's daddy). It's got fluff and eggs, and I'm not sorry.

   Sequel to "I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends" but can be read as a standalone.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   21,288

   Chapters:

   8/?

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