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“Blessed Host,” the creature said, and John pushed at its shoulder, trying to move it off of him. “The Blooming is upon us. Will you open for me?”
Jesus fuck.
“No?” John-117 tried to wiggle back, and then his shoulder hit a taller puff of cool meadow grass and he was stuck. A riot of little birds flocked past in a chirping flurry. “Yeah, no thanks,” he slurred, “I’m good. We’re closed.”
When Master Chief wakes up in a fairytale meadow stark naked, he knows immediately that something’s wrong. Little does he know that he’s just lost the Forerunner lottery and been isekai-ed into a Sangheili mating ritual.
That’s right: Our boy the Master Chief is about to get eggnant.Series
- Part 3 of Let's Get John Halo Eggnant