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Alienboi added Crowmommy and Pure to Pretty Setter Squad.
Alienboi added Cutieowl and Kitten to Pretty Setter Squad.
Alienboi added Yahoeba and and SemiSemi to Pretty Setter Squad.
Alienboi added Saltychild to to Pretty Setter Squad.
Alienboi: and that's everyone !
Crowmommy: Oikawa I know you hate Kageyama but he is also a pretty setter
Alienboi: >:(
Crowmommy added Greatsetter to Pretty Setter Squad.
Semisemi: what the fuck is this and why is the ugly ass setter from Seijoh here.
Saltychild: you can say that again
Yahoeba: stop being rude to my senpai you assholes fuck off
Semisemi: excuse you? I didn't know people who lost to Shiratorizawa were allowed to speak like that.
Alienboi: shut the fuck up already god damn you aren't allowed to speak like that to us because you won so we get to call you assholes
Yahoeba: Exactly.
Greatsetter: .... I
Greatsetter: I'm gonna leave ......
Crowmommy: you come back here this instant. Stop practicing with Hinata and socialize.
Greatsetter: but we want to win nationals
Crowmommy: fuck you're right. Don't over work yourself !!
Pure: I forgot that! You guys won the finals, I forgot to congratulate you guys!!
Crowmommy: Thank you, Moniwa!!
Alienboi: ha moms
Cutieowl: what is happening ??
Crowmommy: This is a Groupchat for pretty setters!! Right now a rivalry is going between Shiratorizawa and Seijoh
Cutieowl: oh okay
Semisemi: Suga, that's your name right? Soon it will be a rivalry between Karasuno and Shiratorizawa if you keep it up
Crowmommy: excuse you?
Saltychild: you heard what he said.
Crowmommy: HA I'd like to see you try!! Tbh yeah your skills are okay but Kageyama is better than you both
Semisemi: WAS THAT AN INSULT? HAS HE EVER SET TO THE STRONGEST ACE IN MIYAGI NO HE HASNT SO YOU NEVER KNOW
Crowmommy: he can set to everyone ??? Literally his tosses are amazing so I don't get what you are saying
Saltychild: he isn't better than me
Greatsetter: YOU ASSHILESN ILL BEAT YKUBGUYS UO WANNA FIGG TT ME?? KAGEYAMA IS A GRETAT SETTER HIU FUCKDRFS
Greatsetter: iheoUEKRIUWEXBJYIO
Greatsetter: sorry about that, that was Hinata he had been looking over my shoulder and took my phone.
Saltychild: you wanna fucking go? I'm a better setter
Greatsetter: correction, I am a better setter, it's obvious since my team beat yours.
Saltychild: i
Alienboi: HAHHA HONESTLY GOOD JOB TOBIO-CHAN YOU SHUT HIM UP
Greatsetter: thank you Oikawa-San, or I think you are him, he is really the only one who calls be Tobio-chan, apart from Hinata
Semisemi: THAT KID CAN J U M P LIKE HOLY HELL
Greatsetter: I know
Alienboi: Shirmpy-Chan should have come to Seijoh :(
Saltychild: You should have come to Shiratorizawa
Saltychild: Sorry Ushijima said that
Alienboi: TELL HIM I HOPE HE D I E S
Crowmommy: OIKAWA!
Alienboi: but THIS IS LITERAL HARRASSMENT
Alienboi: TO THE BRAIN
Crowmommy: I don't care! You never wish death on someone!
Alienboi: JFC you are like a mom god
Cutieowl: did you not read his name??? It's literally crow mommy
Semisemi: YOO AREN'T YOU THAT SETTER @ FUKURODANI WHO DATES BOKUTO,,. TELL HIM I SAID HI IYS ME TENDOU
Semisemi: SHIT SEMI IS CHASING ME FUCK IM GONNA GET BEATEN THIS ISNT KKAYHS
Pure: is he okay??
Saltychild: no he isn't semi-san is chasing him and he looks like there is death in his eyes
Saltychild: this is all happening at practice
Saltychild: wait I got this here I'll send a video
Saltychild sent a video to Pretty Setter Squad.
Yahoeba: I
Cutieowl: fukj I'm trying not to laugh he looks terrified lmao
Cutieowl: I SWEAR TL GOD IF I LAUGH BECAUSE OF GHIS BOKUTO-SAN WILL NOGICE AND WANT TO SEE BSKFD
Saltychild: who even are you
Kitten: did you just insult one of the first five pretty setters
Crowmommy: he did
Alienboi: smh we are the veterans of the pretty setter squad
Greatsetter: the original 5 pretty setters
Cutieowl: I feel offended that he didn't know me wow okay
Saltychild: who are the original five??
Alienboi: ME THE GREAT OIKAWA TOORU, SUGAWARA KOUSHI, AKAASHI KEIJI, KENMA KOZUME AND KAGEYAMA TOBIO
Alienboi: how do you NOT know us WE are literally the ones who MADE pretty setter a THING
Kitten: honestly
Saltychild: Who is Kitten??
Kitten: I'm Kenma
Cutieowl: and I'm akaashi
Greatsetter: am I even a pretty setter???
Crowmommy: WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS 500 TIMES KAGEYAMA ALL SETTERS ARE PRETTY
Yahoeba: true
Semisemi: I'm hiding in a closet away from Semi!
Saltychild: I'm telling semi-san
Semisemi: SHIRABU NO PLEASE DONT IMONE OF YOUR BEST SENPAIS PLEASE
Saltychild: the deed has been done
Semisemi: SHIRABU I TRUSTED YOU
Saltychild: LMAO TENDOU-SAN JUST RAN OUT THE STORAGE CLOSET SCREECHING I
Alienboi: i
Cutieowl: do you always do that?
Saltychild: Do what?
Cutieowl: you know, do something rude to your senpais but still use -san to be respectful
Saltychild: Yes lmao
Cutieowl: me and you are now friends I do the same thing
Saltychild: seriously??
Cutieowl: yep I did it to Kuroo from Nekoma
Saltychild: what did you say??
Cutieowl: I called him Pain-in-the-ass-Kuroo-san.
Saltychild: OMFG
Kitten: he is my best friend since childhood and I can agree he can be a pain in the ass sometimes
Saltychild: oh god Semi tackled Tendou
Saltychild: TENDOU MUST HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING XAUSE SEMI-SAN IS BLUSHING SO HARD LMAO IVE NEVER SEEN HIM SO EMBARRASSED
Saltychild: Update- Tendou got slapped and Semi took his phone back
Saltychild: Semi is no looking at his phone
Crowmommy: Oh no child run he is reading these messages
Saltychild: he is glaring at me now
Saltychild: I'm just gonna ,,. Walk away now
Saltychild: UPDATE SEMI IS NOW CHASING ME WHATBDID I DO
Cutieowl: pfft
Kitten: I honestly would hate that and just embrace what I had coming
Kitten: running isn't my forte
Cutieowl: I make the team run for practice
Kitten: you aren't even the captain though don't the captains make the plans?
Cutieowl: Bokuto-San doesn't like to
Cutieowl: so I choose the most tiring thing so it tired out him a little so I don't have to practice late with him
Saltychild: UPDATE semi-san probably stopped chasing me after a while and now I'm somewhere ?? I don't know where I am ? At like some intersection?
Greatsetter: I think I know where you are, me and Hinata had been racing eachother and we ended up there and that's how we first met Ushijima
Greatsetter: he talked about fertile soil and fruit and shit
Greatsetter: and how like if you have unfertile soil the fruit won't grow ??
Greatsetter: and Hinata was all like "Well if Seijoh is the unfertile soil, then that means you are calling Karasuno the concrete."
Alienboi: HE CALLED MY TEAM UNFERTILE SOIL??
Greatsetter: well only your team not you, he was talking about you, saying you should have come to Shiratorizawa.
Alienboi: I HATE HIM
Greatsetter: well then like this ball came flying out the gym, and Ushijima jumped up to catch it, and Hinata ran and jumped up right infront of him and caught it, he seemed so shocked it was amazing
Greatsetter: and when Hinata was giving the ball to him he was like "My name is Hinata Shouyou, and I'm from the concrete. We are gonna go to nationals and beat your team."
Greatsetter: which we beat Shiratorizawa it was cool
Yahoeba: damn I might hate both of your teams but like DAMN Hinata has some balls for doing that
Cutieowl:I would have ignored him lmao
Saltychild: guys i was walking cause there are these stores near here and like, I found this one store
Saltychild: it's literally full of flower crowns omg
Alienboi: oooo
Semisemi: Haha I knew you would keep running
Saltychild: I hate you
Semisemi: I hate you more
Saltychild: I JATE YOU MORE THAN YOU HATE TENDOU-SAN
Semisemi: THATS A LITTLE BECAUSE OF I LOVE TENDOU
Saltychild: WHAT THE FUCK
Saltychild: IM TELLING TENDOU
Saltychild: He seems unphases why is this
Semisemi: We have been dating?? Since like we were second years??
Saltychild: DOES THE TEAM KNOW THIS??
Semisemi: yes you are just an idiot
Saltychild: ihy
Semisemi: ihyt
Cutieowl: Kouhai & Senpai goals
Kitten: lmao
Pure: why do you two hate eachother so much?
Semisemi: it's my third-year and he had taken my spot as the official setter and he is younger than me
Semisemi: but that's not all
Semisemi: he is just a brat
Saltychild: I really hate you
Pure: well damn
Pure: I'd be pretty upset if that happened to me but not to the point of hatred?? You teach him how to do stuff maybe you'll become friends
Semisemi: ew no
Crowmommy: I wasn't that upset when Kageyama had started playing in official games I got a bit sad but I help him out with some things??
Alienboi: yeah but you aren't Semi. He is literally you, but a punk version.
Crowmommy: he does look like me but with a more tan hair and blackish/brownish tips so yeah I guess?
Crowmommy: well me and Kageyama have to go!! Practice is ending bye!
Yahoeba: same
Cutieowl: practice is never over here :( Bokuto San likes to practice a lot
Kitten: I'm already at home hah
Saltychild: I'm leaving practice rn
Semisemi: I have to practice on my serves so I'm staying here with Tendou and Ushijima and Goshiki
Pure: I am leaving too bye guys! Goodnight!