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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
I was challenged by @haydenpike to play a new game without even knowing what it is about. Who wants to join the suffering, i mean, fun!!! twitch.tv/shollander
6:55 PM • 13 Jun 2017
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
going live in a few minutes to try and raid as many strongholds as possible: who's with me? twitch.tv/ilyarozanov
7:12 PM • 13 Jun 2017
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luli @hollanderssbae
shane going live and a few minutes later ilya also going live EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. this is my fucking 13th reason (always having shane as my priority but i’d like to not be forced to watch ilya’s VODs for ONCE)
7:22 PM • 13 Jun 2017
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
ilya getting distracted every time he finds a wolf and domesticates it, my guy you have a FOCUS HERE come on but also @ilyarozanov name one rosa, put me on a collar, i dare you
9:33 PM • 13 Jun 2017
⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
rozanov fans stop being weird challenge
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
says the SHANE HOLLANDER fan…………… do you watch his streams on mute or something? your man is a freak too!!!!
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luli @hollanderssbae
that’s fair he really is
rosa loves roza @alltherozz
SEE?
luli @hollanderssbae
that’s fair he really is
9:48 PM • 13 Jun 2017
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⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME ON THE JUMBOTRON fucking hell
willow @myshaneyh
are you normal or do you rewatch shane’s streams 24/7
1:41 PM • 16 Jun 2017
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⤷ Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
i’m normal
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willow @myshaneyh
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE MAN
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
i’m in your walls
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
leave my fans alone, asshole
1.4k Retweets 2.6k Quote Tweets 11k Likes
nia @hollanovismine
dads are fighting again……. Sighs
Shane Hollander @shanehollander
leave my fans alone, asshole
5:48 PM • 16 Jun 2017
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
i’m live and playing five nights at freddys - that might be a terrible idea. come watch: twitch.tv/ilyarozanov
7:46 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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⤷ svetlana @svetavetrova
good for you but i ain’t watching that one sorry
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
it will be fun!!!!!!
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svetlana @svetavetrova
famous last words
bibi @shanemyshane
rozanov is live so where is shane……… they’ve been religiously starting streams only minutes apart for MONTHS i need my shane fix
8:01 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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marty @rozanovgamess
why are hollander fans so obsessed with rozanov and his stream schedule, leave him alone wtf
8:02 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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⤷ bibi @shanemyshane
just tag me, loser, no need to be sending indirect tweets here
bibi @shanemyshane
ratio
marty @rozanovgamess
why are hollander fans so obsessed with rozanov and his stream schedule, leave him alone wtf
8:04 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
going LIVE in 10 minutes, all ready for the game roulette: i’ll randomize one of my never played games on steam and we’re gonna give it a try twitch.tv/shollander
8:06 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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bea @whoreforrozanov
…………. who was that?
[picture: meme: shocked pikachu face]
8:08 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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⤷ xu @rozanovvmylife
I’M AT WORK DAMN IT what happened/?? who’s who???
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bea @whoreforrozanov
someone [off camera] knocked on the door and opened, and ilya looked up at that person, smiled, nodded and blew them a kiss. i’ve never seen a SOFTER face on him what the fuck is happening is our boy taken 😭
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xu @rozanovvmylife
SHUT UP NO WAYYYYYYYYYYY
adrien @lifeandgames
ilya rozanov and shane hollander live at the same time again, all is well in the world
8:36 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
shane funnier nicer more talented…… ilya who
⤷ bea @whoreforrozanov
rozanov a hundred times better just close the hollander stream already, you’ll be bored to death
⤷ xu @rozanovvmylife
pfffff never lasted ten minutes on a shane stream he’s so annoying and overdramatic
⤷ cam @beminehollander
seriously ilya is NOT as funny as he thinks he is y’all need to watch better streamers for real, the bar is in HELL
adrien @lifeandgames
i go make myself a sandwich and come back to world war III happening in my comment section. what is your PROBLEM…….. i like them both. geez
adrien @lifeandgames
ilya rozanov and shane hollander live at the same time again, all is well in the world
8:59 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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⤷ bea @whoreforrozanov
pick a side
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
thank you for watching! we’ll be back tomorrow for more. now i need some boring background noise to put me to sleep, do you have any recs?
11:54 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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⤷ zander @twtrozanov
shane hollander is still live
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
great idea
luli @hollanderssbae
shane never did anything to rozanov why tf is he always badmouthing my boy I HATE HIM
11:59 PM • 30 Aug 2017
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⤷ cam @beminehollander
he’s getting on my nerves
tina @shanesfrecklesss
someone sending shane bits about ilya i’m screaming
[excerpt of vídeo: shane hollander on a full screen, when the bot starts speaking: “beasmith sent you 300 bits: hi shane i’m curious, why do rozanov fans hate you?”, Shane laughs and replies: “hi bea thank you for the bits. I have no idea, really, we always stream at similar hours so maybe that’s why… and he’s kind of an asshole.”]
9:14 PM • 08 Oct 2017
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
oh my darling he is too polite!!!! asshole is almost a compliment to that dude lmao
nia @hollanovismine
a duo i just made up
5:48 PM • 02 Fev 2018
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
lol you’re funny
⤷ rosa loves roza @alltherozz
they don’t even follow each other, all they do is fight, what are you even on about???
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nia @hollanovismine
they don’t need to follow each other on social media if they’re sleeping on the same bed
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
wow you go hard on the delulu
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nia @hollanovismine
leave me alone
shane 🔒 @mygingeralessss
she’s not wrong….
nia @hollanovismine
they don’t need to follow each other on social media if they’re sleeping on the same bed
6:58 PM • 02 Fev 2018
⤷ rosey posey 🔒 @landryssvip
lol your fans are funny, that girl will have a heart attack when she finds out
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shane 🔒 @mygingeralessss
HA as if
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
i’m sick so its a chill stream today, we’re making my new house on house flipper: twitch.tv/shollander
7:03 PM • 28 Set 2018
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⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
feel better soon baby angel <3
⤷ bibi @shanemyshane
can’t believe you’re gonna stream anyway, you spoil us!! (i love house flipper streams omg)
tina @shanesfrecklesss
um………… okay who was THAT
[excerpt of vídeo: shane hollander on a full screen, he looks to the right and there is a sound of a door opening. He smiles fondly and raises his hand, grabbing something off camera. Shane mouths “thank you” and his hand appears again on camera, now holding a cup with steaming liquid. The door soundly closes. “We are drinking tea instead of water today because my throat is hurting. Anyway, where were we?”]
7:48 PM • 28 Set 2018
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
omg significant other???????????
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tina @shanesfrecklesss
did you see how he was looking at them????? stars in his eyes fr WHO IS THAT!!!!????
marty @rozanovgamess
it’s never a regular ilya stream without someone sending bits about hollander….
[excerpt of vídeo: ilya rozanov on a full screen, when the bot starts speaking: “gusishere sent 300 bits: shane was playing house flipper on stream yesterday, did you ever consider playing it?”, Ilya laughs and rolls his eyes, and replies: “thank you for the bits, but no, that’s boring.”]
7:48 PM • 09 Mai 2019
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
hmmmmmm i’m #observing
⤷ bibi @shanemyshane
why is he always so rude, wtf, just answer it like a decent person
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marty @rozanovgamess
his streams his opinions get tf out nobody invited u
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bibi @shanemyshane
wow angry much? like streamer like fan ig, you’re the same brand of asshole
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
we are playing minecraft today again and the goal is to defeat the ender dragon. the catch: i’m playing on hardcore, so if i die i need to start over in a brand new save. It’s a charity stream so come and donate (& claim rewards to make my game more difficult): twitch.tv/ilyarozanov
7:18 PM • 5 Set 2020
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
NOT SHANE HOLLANDER ON STREAM donating the largest amount to make something explode right next to ilya in the game i’m screaming
[excerpt of vídeo: ilya rozanov playing minecraft, when the bot informes: “shanehollander has donated five hundred dollars and said: have fun, darling”. Next to Ilya’s character in game, an explosion happens, setting him on fire, his life lowering. He screams and jumps into the water, his character only with half a heart of life. “Hollander! What the fuck! I almost died! Shit, that was close.”]
9:43 PM • 5 Set 2020
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
NO WAY HAHAHAHA that’s hilarious
⤷ nia @hollanovismine
… “darling”......... SOBBING
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
that was probably ironic babe stand up
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nia @hollanovismine
NEVER
luli @hollanderssbae
………… there’s a shane hollander/ilya rozanov tag on AO3 with 3 fics on it HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH @hollanovismine was it you
2:11 PM • 14 Nov 2020
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⤷ nia @hollanovismine
of course 😎
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luli @hollanderssbae
the only fandom in the world that consists of only one person, i admire your confidence
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nia @hollanovismine
one of the fics has over 2 thousand kudos so idk what you’re talking about there
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luli @hollanderssbae
wow go queen
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nia @hollanovismine
i only wrote 2 of those tho i don’t know who wrote the third one
bilya🔒 @incaseofemergency
hehehehehehehheheheh if she knew
nia @hollanovismine
i only wrote 2 of those tho i don’t know who wrote the third one
5:21 PM • 15 Nov 2020
⤷ shane 🔒 @mygingeralessss
……. are you serious right now
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bilya🔒 @incaseofemergency
😇😇😇
nia @hollanovismine
i wanna start a rumor
4:18 AM • 02 Dec 2020
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
do you EVER sleep?
⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
nurse she’s out again
nia @hollanovismine
doesn’t this toy on the floor of shane’s stream look a lot like this toy ilya’s dog anya has????? I’m just #noticing
[images: on the left, a screenshot from a stream, a blurry thing in purple and pink on the far left corner, circled in red. On the right, a screenshot of ilya’s instagram post of his dog Anya with a pink and purple elephant plushie in her mouth.]
6:44 AM • 02 Dec 2020
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⤷ zander @twtrozanov
you looked at a random pink and purple BLUR and made up a conspiracy theory in your head, congratulations
⤷ xu @rozanovvmylife
I really don’t see it, sorry
⤷ bibi @shanemyshane
okay yeah… no
tina @shanesfrecklesss
did shane…………….. just come out on stream?
[excerpt of vídeo: Shane Hollander on a full screen, the bot reads: “finnison sent three hundred bits: no hate to you but isn’t it a little hypocritical of a straight streamer to be making pride month themed streams?” Shane looks straight at the camera and sighs, face serious. “First of all: no, I don’t think it is. This is a charity stream, I'm raising funds for LGBTQ youth, every streamer should be doing the same with their platform. It's the bare minimum. Second of all, I would love some evidence of when I have ever, ever in my life told you or even implied that I was straight. Please show me.”]
9:25 PM • 11 Jun 2021
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⤷ willow @myshaneyh
i’m SHAKING
⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
i wanna punch that person for asking such a shitty thing but omg queer shane i wanna CRY i love him so much
nia @hollanovismine
lmao not the same douchebag going to ilya’s stream and him PUTTING HIM IN HIS PLACE that’s my bi king
[excerpt of vídeo: ilya rozanov on the full screen when the bot reads: “finnison has sent three hundred bits: straightest dude ever fundraising for queer youth, just say you are trying to use pride month to get some attention”, Ilya blinks twice and looks at the camera: “are you going to every streamer’s live to question them on this? I saw you on Hollander’s stream last night, you need to get a fucking job and leave him alone. He doesn’t need to explain himself to you, and I don’t need to explain myself to you. People who actually follow my streams know I’ve been doing this for years and not only on pride month. Also: you are very stupid. What do you think this flag behind me is? Decoration? A country I made up myself? Go pick up a book and stay away from the internet until you know how to behave online. People don’t owe you shit. Idiot. Thanks for the bits, though, I’ll make sure to add that as a proper donation, since you couldn’t bother do that yourself.”]
8:23 PM • 12 Jun 2021
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⤷ rosa loves roza @alltherozz
I love him so much i’d go to war for him
⤷ zander @twtrozanov
YOU TELL THEM!!!!! he’s the best
nia @hollanovismine
they secretly love each other i knew it….. the “baby”??? i died
[excerpt: video of shane hollander playing a game, his facecam on the right corner of the screen. An alert sounds and the bot reads: “ilya rozanov sent five hundred bits: that game is surprisingly not boring, might go live now and play it too. Shane scrunches his nose: “Gotta pay the fee to advertise on this channel, baby, no promo allowed. You all [points at the camera] better stay right here.” He winks.]
7:44 PM • 8 Jul 2021
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⤷ cam @beminehollander
i can smell shane’s sarcasm from here but sure you go believing in whatever you want
bilya🔒 @incaseofemergency
who’s gonna tell cam he should get his nose checked
cam @beminehollander
i can smell shane’s sarcasm from here but sure you go believing in whatever you want
7:55 PM • 8 Jul 2021
⤷ shane 🔒 @mygingeralessss
you’re so unserious
bibi @shanemyshane
shane outing himself as an og ilya subscriber was not on my bingo card for today. We’ve been fighting this whole time while shane methodically pays his monthly subscription to the dude’s channel. LOL
[excerpt: video of ilya rozanov on stream, on full screen, the bot announces: “shanehollander has subscribed at tier 3, currently at a 61 months streak: happy subversary, sunshine, never stop being annoying and playing terribly, it is very entertaining.” Ilya laughs: “thank you for the 61 months, sweetheart, and i still play better than you.”]
8:01 PM • 10 Jul 2021
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⤷ willow @myshaneyh
61 MONTHS what is HAPPENING
nia @hollanovismine
hollanov pet names bingo
10:12 AM • 11 Jul 2021
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU
⤷ marty @rozanovgamess
I hope one day i can be as delusional as you, life seems more fun that way
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
i am playing the sims 3 for the first time and the challenge is that we're impregnating shane hollander 100 times today. join me: twitch.tv/ilyarozanov
6:54 PM • 25 Mar 2022
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⤷ xu @rozanovvmylife
lmao i can’t believe you’re doing that
⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
wow that is fucking brave of you
⤷ bea @whoreforrozanov
LMAO HE DID NOT FUCKING DO THAT
⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
What the fuck?????????
⤷ adrien @lifeandgames
that’s a little too far, dude…
penelope @rozanovplays
okay sorry i think that's a little far i am not gonna be retweeting that one
6:57 PM • 25 Mar 2022
bibi @shanemyshane
what the fuck is his problem????? thats a horrible thing to do what the fuck
6:58 PM • 25 Mar 2022
TWITCH PAGE:
[LIVE]
VIDEO ANIMATION
On the screen, a plain background with various elements animated around a red animated text which reads: “Rozanov’s stream is starting soon…”
4.5k viewers
[INTERACTIONS]
LIVE CHAT
beelievers1: ARE YOU REALLY PLAYING THE SIMS TODAY god i’ve prayed for days like this
justgameplays: the sims 3 BEST SIMS GAME, breathe if you agree
elliotdayss: omg HI EVERYONE
yanalovessims: don’t know who that is but i am always so down to see someone playing the sims for the first time
🗡️ lilajonesy: guys, no upper case or spam on the chat please, be polite or you’ll be muted!
ohmyhollanderr: you have some nerve to be starting a stream like that, what the f is that
biancabeas: ilya thats a very weird prompt for a livestream i’m very uncomfortable with that
justgameplays: LMAO i can’t wait for this stream
holahollander: you cannot do that!!!! that’s so disrespectful to shane and shane’s fandom
rozanovmylifee: screaming that the rage bait actually worked and we have a bunch of hollander fans in the chat thats hilarious
rozanovgamess: welcome hollander fans you’re gonna love it here 😏😏
- MESSAGES -
You
sweetheart
i'm being cancelled on the internet
shane ❤️☀️
again????
what for this time?
You
hating you
i'm about to start the sims stream
shane ❤️☀️
the 100 baby challenge one?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i told you people would go nuts over that
You
people are VERY angry on your behalf
i'm trending
there's 4 thousand people waiting for the stream to start and my mods are going crazy with amount the hate comments
shane ❤️☀️
DAMN
i didn't know people loved me that much
You
of course they do
along with my name and your name and the word cancelled, the term “need a gun” is also trending
shane ❤️☀️
lmao
i should say something
You
you don't have to, it will be ok
they'll forget it eventually
probably
how does that saying go
not my first rodeo?
shane ❤️☀️
sorry i was just checking twitter
holy shit people are being very mean
i'm gonna say something
can i?
You
of course you can
shane ❤️☀️
nobody is allowed to be mean to my boyfriend online, only i can do that 😠
You
you are so cute
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
this is so funny HAHAHAHAHA no stream today guys i'll be busy watching this cinematic masterpiece 😂 (he told me about this beforehand guys, pls chill, its ok)
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
i am playing the sims 3 for the first time and the challenge is that we're impregnating shane hollander 100 times today. join me: twitch.tv/ilyarozanov
7:02 PM • 25 Mar 2022
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
what in the multiverse of madness is happening
⤷ bea @whoreforrozanov
that’s so funny
⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
were you hacked be honest
⤷ willow @myshaneyh
LMAO okay sure
bibi @shanemyshane
HAHAHA SHANE IS ACTUALLY WATCHING THE STREAM i’m screaming
[screenshot of ilya’s stream, cut as so only the comment section appears. shanehollander commented: hi guys you’re gonna love my sim self he’s so fashionable]
7:07 PM • 25 Mar 2022
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nia @hollanovismine
i'm in heaven, i died and am in heaven is that it
[excerpt: video of ilya rozanov playing the sims, his face cam on the far corner, the bot plays the alert and reads out loud: “shanehollander sent 600 bits: hey gorgeous, that shirt is not your color, you should take it off”. Ilya smiles and replies: “This is a family chat, honey, and you know I only undress for the right crowd”. Ilya winks at the camera.]
8:38 PM • 25 Mar 2022
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⤷ nia @hollanovismine
bingo update that i’m typing from my grave bc i DIED
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
okay i’m starting to see the vision here… is there room for one more in the fandom?
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nia @hollanovismine
ALWAYS, welcome, my child, it’s so fun in here
rosa loves roza @alltherozz
back in 2017 me and @hollanderssbae spent the whole day fighting each other over dms but now we found out we live in the same city so we’re not just irls we’ve also become friends and watch their streams together HA it’s the hollanov miracle of 2022
10:11 PM • 4 Apr 2022
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⤷ luli @hollanderssbae
love u sorry for the many times i called you a piece of shit and wished you exploded s2s2s2
⤷ Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
how DARE you
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
omg wait this is not what it looks like
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
tell me your twitch username so i can block you
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
he’s joking
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
STAY OUT OF THIS it’s a family matter
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
father…….. I have sinned
nia @hollanovismine
ilya and shane interacting on twitter i’ve prayed for times like these
10:11 PM • 4 Apr 2022
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⤷ faith @bemyrozanov
… they are literally fighting
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nia @hollanovismine
QUIET NOBODY ASKED YOU
nia @hollanovismine
such a funny coincidence that neither shane nor ilya are streaming for the next 10 days, i wonder what they’re up to…. #observing
7:31 PM • 21 Apr 2022
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⤷ billy @hollanderpilleddd
oh god there you go again with the theories
⤷ Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
i’m moving in with him #trust
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
i’m calling the police on you
jodie @thehollandervibes
LOL shane and ilya taking the piss out of nia makes me laugh, sorry, love u boo
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
i’m calling the police on you
8:00 PM • 21 Apr 2022
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⤷ nia @hollanovismine
i’m a joke to them
nia @hollanovismine
first stream back i missed him!!!!!!!!!!!!
[image: screenshot of shane’s stream in a new scenario, a decorated shelf with multiple knick-knacks occupying most of the wall behind him, next to the door]
7:13 PM • 28 Apr 2022
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⤷ nia @hollanovismine
…….. now hold on a second
nia @hollanovismine
……… is this a shane hollander funko next to an ilya rozanov funko or is my delusion eating my brain??????????
[image: screenshot zoomed in, one shelf in evidence with two little figurines next to each other, one with blond curly hair, the other with dark straight hair, both in purple twitch shirts]
⤷ rosa loves roza @alltherozz
both things can be true (yes it is)
⤷ Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
@shanehollander you stole it?????????????
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
it’s in a better place now
nia @hollanovismine
ilya and shane in my replies again COULD YOU STOP PERCEIVING ME
7:38 PM • 28 Apr 2022
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shane 🔒 @mygingeralessss
@incaseofemergency STOP TERRORIZING OUR FANS ON TWITTER
7:49 PM • 28 Apr 2022
⤷ bilya🔒 @incaseofemergency
but it’s so fun!!!!!!!!!
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shane 🔒 @mygingeralessss
you’re feeding the dating rumors
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bilya🔒 @incaseofemergency
feeding them? I STARTED them, please respect my efforts ✋✋✋✋✋
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
@shanehollander hi love, dear, angel, bae, kitten, pookie, cupcake, babe, lover, beautiful, how are you?
nia @hollanovismine
bingo update that i’m typing from my grave bc i DIED
2:07 PM • 30 Apr 2022
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⤷ nia @hollanovismine
…….. ha ha ha were you hacked what is this
⤷ rosa loves roza @alltherozz
that’s cheating you fucking bastard
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
how dare you talk to ME about cheating, rosa
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rosa loves roza @alltherozz
oh come on, grow up, you love him too
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
not the point
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
aw that’s cute
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
are you stalking my replies?
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
you literally tagged me in this, dumbass
luli @hollanderssbae
i’m feeling a little dizzy right now
2:07 PM • 30 Apr 2022
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⤷ cam @beminehollander
me too, this is too much
⤷ nia @hollanovismine
FUCKING SAME GIRL my watch alerted me about elevated heart rate 5 times in the past hour i’m almost going to the fucking hospital
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
SURPRISE STREAM i did not realize this game was releasing today, but someone reminded me of it so i HAVE to be one of the first to ever play it. I know its a random hour but pls come (nobody say the name of the game in the comments pls let people open the stream to check it out) twitch.tv/shollander
1:49 PM • 16 Mai 2022
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⤷ jodie @thehollandervibes
that’s a lie, you’re opening the stream during bright daylight because it’s a horror game, aren’t you
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luli @hollanderssbae
HAHAHAHAHAHHA you clocked him, i bet that’s it
cam @beminehollander
i’m hiding my phone to be able to watch it at work but shane’s screams are bleeding through my headphones YOU’RE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE SHANE
rosa loves roza @alltherozz
i’m so entertained he’s adorable
bibi @shanemyshane
…….. What the fuck just happened???????????
cam @beminehollander
GUYS????????????????
nia @hollanovismine
WAS THAT ILYA???????????????
nia @hollanovismine
I’m shaking
rosa loves roza @alltherozz
holy shit i did not see that coming
tina @shanesfrecklesss
i don’t even know what to type so here’s the video
[excerpt of vídeo: Shane Hollander’s stream, zoomed in on his facecam. He’s got headphones on and is playing a game. The door opens and Ilya Rozanov walks in, shirtless, a can of ginger ale in one hand and a plate with a sandwich in the other. He walks into the room and looks at the screen in surprise, freezing in place. “Shane?” he asks, and Shane jumps, looking back and screaming “I’m LIVE!”. Shane turns around and shuts the camera off, the live goes offline.]
2:14 PM • 16 Mai 2022
TRENDING TOPICS
SHANE AND ILYA
HOLLANOV IS REAL
Shane Hollander
Ilya Rozanov
luli @hollanderssbae
do they live together????????????? what the fuck was that
2:17 PM • 16 Mai 2022
bibi @shanemyshane
Was this the most chaotic relationship reveal of all times?
2:19 PM • 16 Mai 2022
⤷ julius @bbgamess13
They're probably roommates
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nia @hollanovismine
straight people are exhausting, dude could have planted a kiss to shane’s lips and you’d be like: they’re best bros, practically siblings!!!!
🔁Ilya Rozanov retweeted
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
We need to talk. twitch.tv/shollander
3:18 PM • 16 Mai 2022
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[LIVE NOW]
shanehollander is streaming Just Chatting:
something something about a cat in a bag
[76,9k viewers]
[LIVE]
VIDEO ANIMATION
On the screen, a plain background with various elements animated around a purple animated text which reads: “Stream is starting soon…”
[INTERACTIONS]
LIVE CHAT
beelievers1: OH HI look who decided to show up!!!!!!
justgameplays: AAAAAAAA HELLO
elliotdayss: HOLY SHIT WHY IS ROZANOV AT YOUR HOUSE
yanalovessims: cats in bags, elephants in rooms, we’ve got the whole zoo around here
🗡️ lilajonesy: guys, no upper case or spam on the chat please, be polite or you’ll be muted!
mydarlingssshay: are you gonna introduce us to ilya
biancabeas: i have been obsessively refreshing this page for the longest time, fucking finally
justgameplays: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU
justgameplays: COME ON GUYS SHOW UP
[LIVE]
SCREEN
Transition, switches to Camera Mode - a blue frame with the signature “shanehollander” and the platform logo. On camera, Shane is centered, with no headphones, a plain black t-shirt, on his usual stream set up - on the background, on his left, the door, right next to the bookshelf with various action figures. He is looking at his left (the right side of the screen) where his second monitor is, showing the live chat. He takes a look directly at the camera and smiles.
SHANE
Hi guys!
SHANE LOOKS AT THE SCREEN ON HIS RIGHT AND GASPS LOUDLY
SHANE
Holy shit, over seventy thousand people are here, wow. I’ve never had this many people over before.
(SCRATCHES HIS HEAD, EARS REDDENING IN EMBARRASSMENT)
Hi, welcome. I’m Shane, in case you’re new here. How are you all doing?
SHANE LOOKS AT THE SCREEN ON HIS RIGHT AND READS THE COMMENTS IN SILENCE, HIS EYEBROWS SLIGHTLY FURROWED. HE NODS AND WINKS AT THE CAMERA.
SHANE
The elephant, yes, it will be addressed, don’t worry.
SOMEONE OFF CAMERA THROWS HIM AN OBJECT, THAT FALLS IN HIS LAP. HE LOOKS AT IT AND LAUGHS, RAISING IT TO SHOW A PINK AND PURPLE ELEPHANT.
Anyone recognize this?
[INTERACTIONS]
LIVE CHAT
miahollander: omg who threw that LOL
justgameplays: THATS ANYAS TOY HOLY SHIT
🗡️ lilajonesy: @justgameplays you’ve been muted twice, third time i’ll block you, stop with the spam and upper case.
luisaalvess: why is everyone talking about ilya what did i miss
charlessgomes: are you boyfriends or roommates thats very important
🗡️ georgiahughes: IMPORTANT: alerts are paused for this stream, guys, hold your subs and bits for the next one please! !alerts !info !subs
elliotdayss: pls start talking
vibeswrozanov: i’m here for one reason and one reason only can we please get into it???
justgameplays: WHERE IS ROZANOV
justgameplays has been blocked
yanalovessims: lmao mods are amazing go mods
beminehollander: this is like 3x the usual live viewers, the gossip does bring everyone to the yard huh
[LIVE]
SCREEN
SHANE SLIDES HIS CHAIR TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SCREEN AS HE KEEPS READING THE COMMENTS
SHANE
This is a lot of people, holy shit, guys. Okay, so. Since I’m a very generous person, I’m allowing this streamer to pop in and say hi to you very quick, he’s just starting out and I am helping, so please be kind to him.
SOMEONE (off screen)
Oh, fuck off.
SHANE
Come on, get in here.
HE WAVES SOMEONE CLOSER, AND ILYA ROZANOV ENTERS THE SCREEN, SLIDING HIS OWN CHAIR UNTIL IT STOPS NEXT TO SHANE. THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER IN SILENCE, SMILING. ILYA LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AND WAVES.
ILYA
Hello. I am Ilya. But you probably already know that. I’m best streamer on this platform.
SHANE ROLLS HIS EYES AND HITS HIM WITH THE STUFFED ELEPHANT. ILYA GASPS LOUDLY, GRABBING THE TOY AND PLACING HIM ON HIS LAP.
ILYA
Don’t hit me with our daughter’s toy, that’s rude. What will people think?
SHANE
Oh my God, shut up.
ILYA
You must have questions. Ask them, we’ll reply to what we can.
THEY BOTH LEAN TOWARDS THE SCREEN, AND READ IN SILENCE, UNTIL ILYA LAUGHS AND POINTS AT SOMETHING, TO WHICH SHANE BLUSHES.
ILYA
Yes, we are fucking, David. But we are also roommates, as we too share a room, you know.
SHANE
You’re so unbearable. Did that have to be the first question?
ILYA
Moy pomidor, people see two handsome men and wonder if they’re having sex, that’s a valid question. Yes, we are. Constantly.
SHANE COVERS ILYA’S MOUTH, HIS FACE RED.
SHANE
Yes, we are dating. Next question! How did you meet? Well, he texted me.
SHANE REMOVES HIS HAND, LOOKING AT ILYA AND FROWNING.
SHANE
Stop licking me.
ILYA
You weren’t complaining a few hours ago. In fact, I remember you were…
SHANE
Ilya!
ILYA
Shane…
SHANE
Can we please focus on the questions?
THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER, AND ILYA SMILES, KISSING THE TIP OF SHANE’S NOSE, LOOKING BACK AT THE CAMERA.
ILYA
Fine. How we met. Well. Yes, I sent him a message, but I’ve seen him before. My friend Svetlana is dating a girl named Rose, and when she was showing me some pictures of her when they started going out, I saw a picture of Rose next to this gorgeous man with the most beautiful freckles. So of course I reached out and charmed him.
SHANE
Oh you charmed me, didn’t you?
ILYA
Did I not?
SHANE LOOKS DOWN, BITING HIS LIP. ILYA LEANS TOWARDS THE SCREEN AND STARTS TYPING.
ILYA
How long do you think we’ve been together? I’m setting up a poll, please vote.
SHANE
Oh, okay, that’s a fun idea.
ILYA
Of course, it was my idea.
SHANE
Chat, do you see what I have to deal with?
[INTERACTIONS]
LIVE CHAT
ACTIVE POLL (2 min left)
Question: How long have we been together?
- 2 years [11k votes]
- 4 years [9k votes]
- 5 years [3k votes]
- + 10 years [1k votes]
myfavoriteroza: the way the options jump from 5 to TEN years are you fucking kidding me
luisaalvess: freaking out here dfoushoushd
charlessgomes: you are so cute
vibeswrozanov: i love this so much
[LIVE]
SCREEN
ILYA IS LEANING FORWARD AND READING THE COMMENTS, AND SHANE PUTS HIS CHIN ON HIS SHOULDER, SMILING. ILYA REACHES UP AND PATS HIS CHEEK AFFECTIONATELY
SHANE
Why did you decide to come out now? Well, Camila, you must have missed the chaos from earlier, but this idiot walked into the room in the middle of my stream so everyone saw him. So we decided to just be honest about it. Oh, the poll closed.
ILYA
Wow, four years won by 54%. But no, you are wrong. It’s been ten years and seven months.
SHANE
Aw, cute. Yes, it has. Long before either of us started streaming. Are you planning on streaming together now? I don’t know, probably. Should we?
ILYA
I’ve been trying to convince him to play Minecraft with me.
SHANE
Okay, let’s do that.
ILYA
Really?
SHANE
Yeah, that could be fun.
ILYA GRABS SHANE’S HAND AND HOLDS IT BETWEEN HIS, SMILING. SHANE KISSES HIS CHEEK, STILL WITH HIS HEAD ON ILYA’S SHOULDER.
SHANE
Stay tuned for a future stream of me playing Minecraft for the first time ever, that will be fun.
ILYA
Yes, I can’t wait.
SHANE
Okay, that was it for today, guys. Thank you for tuning in.
SHANE LEANS BACK AND ILYA DOES THE SAME, SHANE WRAPPING AN ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDERS.
SHANE
Please be nice to each other and to us, and take care of yourselves.
ILYA
Bye bye!
THEY BOTH WAVE AT THE SCREEN, CHEEKS TOUCHING, A SMILE ON THEIR FACES.
[END OF STREAM]
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
Thank you to everyone who was at the stream, and thank you for being so supportive, we really appreciate that. And thank you to this stupid man for being my person for over a decade - life is a thousand times better with you, @ilyarozanov <3
[image: a selfie at the same stream setup, they’re cheek to cheek and smiling, Ilya has his arm around Shane]
5:41 PM • 16 Mai 2022
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
heated all the time, rivalry only while we’re playing videogames <3
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollander
Thank you to everyone who was at the stream, and thank you for being so supportive, we really appreciate that. And thank you to this stupid man for being my person for over a decade - life is a thousand times better with you, @ilyarozanov <3
[image: a selfie at the same stream setup, they’re cheek to cheek and smiling, Ilya has his arm around Shane]
5:48 PM • 16 Mai 2022
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