Scary_duckling
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And flaming swords may guard the garden of Eden, but we consulted maps from earlier days by Scary_duckling
Fandoms: Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, British Comedy RPF, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
04 Jun 2025
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“Good morning.”
Amanda could faint. Not only does the cashier have a pretty face, but also a gorgeous voice. The only thing she can do is give a polite smile back and nod in her direction, if she did anything more her knees might buckle.
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A Reason to leave by Scary_duckling
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, British Comedy RPF
23 Feb 2025
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Jim knew. He had suspected for a while. But starring at Peter's picture together with Hank had made him certain he wasn't his. He should feel distraught. He didn't.
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Izzy is ill, he knows he will die.
He knows, tomorrow he will wake up, not able to move and suffocate, alone. -
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Izzy doesn't enjoy drawing but He would do it if it made Lucius happy.
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Going through the motions by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
18 Nov 2025
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“My– my name is Phil Lester,” he says and he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t pause to wait for a response, to wait for recognition, but he does.
There is none.
“I need some– I need some legal advice?”
“Yes, that is sort of what I figured when you called my law firm."
Phil wakes up in an alternate reality where Dan and he have never met and does the only thing he can think of doing: Finding Dan.
(And then not stopping to bother him.)
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- Part 1 of Parallels
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24 Nov 2025
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read between the lines (i will if you will) by Ablissa
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2017
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Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
Dan?danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
yeah?Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
I think I'm in love with you
I just
I can't wait to meet you
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Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.Series
- Part 1 of read between the lines
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20 Nov 2025
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Walkin' Out by CassiopeiasFreckles
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, SFTH - Fandom, Marigolds Bluebells and Hugh - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Inside the Mysterious Cube - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
12 Feb 2025
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Derek scrolled to the bottom of the job listing, all he had to do was email a CV and covering letter to the farm manager, Titch Goodland. Wait, what? Aubergines, family farm, Somerset, Titch. . .no? No, surely not. But what if? No, no he couldn’t apply for a job on the off chance that he’d be working for a man he fancied eight years ago. Or could he? It was a good job, it fit all the things he was looking for. . . Fuck it, why not.
What came before and a little of what came after the sketch.
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- Part 1 of Walkin' Out
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19 Feb 2025
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They’ve been talking for at least two hours, the evening rolling comfortably and light between them. And that’s how he finds himself floundering, struck by Ellie’s next question.
“Why don’t you like ‘Alec’? You know you could change it if you really wanted to, don’t you? What would it be?”
“Nah, already done it, too much paperwork to do it again”, Alec hears his mouth say without his consent.
______Or, 5 times Alec Hardy almost outs himself to Ellie Miller (accidentally) and one time he actually comes out (intentionally).
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- Part 1 of People are unknowable (trans Alec AU)
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03 Feb 2025
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3 conversations Greg had about his sexuality over the years.
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28 Oct 2024