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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    After Shane and Ilya's marriage, an embarrassing habit forms: people start walking in on them in the middle of sex.

    Or five times they are walked in on and one time they walk in on someone else.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    After a mysterious serum leaves him painfully, constantly aroused, Shane is in desperate need of relief. He turns to his coach who offers a very hands-on solution: daily ‘sessions’ to help Shane's game. Shane, ever-obedient and blissfully oblivious, agrees. What starts as innocent coaching quickly spirals into something much filthier, as Shane discovers he can come from his nipples alone—and that he'll do anything to hear Ilya call him a good boy.

    (Or: The one where Shane is an oblivious, nipple-sensitive slut, Ilya is a possessive coach with a plan, and it's definitely, definitely about improving Shane's hockey game.)

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    It's where i put my porn!

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Bood is right about the fines, but Ilya’s worst habit is that he just can’t stop digging his own grave. Voronin is so goddamn smug, and Comeau is smirking like he’s punched Ilya in the face with his own championship ring; Ilya can’t help but want to make things worse.

    Ilya yanks himself free of Bood and skates closer to the Voyageurs. He tilts his lips away from the cameras before he speaks. “I know you think you are Montreal’s new Shane Hollander, karlusha,” he whispers, “but you do not need to fuck me, too.

    Voronin shoves him away with a laugh. “I would rather be Montreal’s Shane Hollander than Shane Hollander’s Lily.

    And suddenly, Ilya knows why Comeau’s words were so familiar.

    He drops his gloves and breaks the rookie’s perfect little teeth.


    TMZ @tmz
    BREAKING: Thousands of explicit messages and pictures shared online after NHL player Shane Hollander’s phone stolen in Nashville

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