Work Text:
July 2017
Hollanders + Ilya
Yuna
Boys, we’re heading over in about five minutes.
David
Please confirm when you see this text.
Shane
Thanks for texting. We’re ready whenever you are.
Ilya
Yes. See you soon, Mr. and Mrs. Hollander.
July 2017
Yuna
He really is so sweet, Shane. I love you so much, and I’m so proud to be your mom.
Shane
Thank you mom. I love you too.
Shane
And yeah, he is.
July 2017
Yuna
Did Ilya make it to the airport okay?
Shane
Yeah, I drove him. According to the flight tracking information, he should get into Boston around 6 tonight.
Yuna
And how are you holding up?
Shane
I’m fine. We’re used to long distance.
Yuna
Shane.
Shane
Okay, I feel like I’m dying. Is that what you wanted to hear?
Yuna
Oh baby. Come over.
August 2017
Yuna
Did you see the collab Scott Hunter did with New Balance? Pride themed!
Shane
Mom.
Yuna
I’m just saying, could be fun! One day.
Shane
Mom!
Yuna
Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll stop.
August 2017
Yuna
Don’t forget you have a call with Reebok scheduled for Friday.
Shane
11 am, right?
Yuna
👍🏼
September 2017
Ilya
Hello. This is Ilya. Shane tells me you like the Fast and Furious movies.
Yuna
I do! The newest one’s my favorite. You?
Ilya
Yes, same. Maybe one day we could watch together.
Yuna
I would love that!
September 2017
Yuna
Ilya is so sweet. Nothing like his public persona at all.
Shane
Yeah, it’s mostly an act. He’s really sweet. And thoughtful. And gentle.
Shane
I’m guessing he sent you that text about the movie?
Yuna
He did. Wow, Shane. You’re gushing.
Shane
Sorry. It’s so weird not being able to talk about Ilya with anyone
Shane
Hayden and J.J. were talking shit about him the other day.
Shane
And they don’t even know what he’s really like.
Yuna
You can talk about him with me any time ❤️
Shane
❤️
September 2017
Yuna
Will Ilya be joining us for Christmas?
Shane
Mom, it’s September.
Yuna
I’m planning ahead. He’s coming, right?
Shane
I hadn’t really thought about it.
Shane
That would be cool.
Shane
If it’s okay with you and dad.
Yuna
Of course! More than okay.
Yuna
I need gift ideas for him. You rich athletes are impossible to shop for.
October 2017
Hollanders + Ilya
David
You boys both played great tonight! Congrats on the win, Ilya.
Yuna
David! You can’t congratulate him on a win for Boston!
Yuna
Sorry, Ilya. It’s nothing personal.
Shane
Mom, be nice.
Shane
But seriously, Dad. What the hell?
Ilya
Thank you David ☺️Shane is so jealous he makes me sleep on the couch 😢
Shane
That is NOT true!!!!!!
October 2017
Yuna
Great job against the Admirals tonight, but I’m not sure I’ll ever forgive you for making me root for Boston.
Ilya
Only one more season.
Ilya
Thank you for watching ❤️
October 2017
The Hollanders ❤️
Shane
Ilya will be in Montreal on Friday if you guys wanted to drive down and have dinner with us. We’ve been trying out new recipes together.
Yuna
That sounds lovely!
David
Wouldn’t miss it, Shane. I’ll bring the good vodka.
October 2017
Yuna
Did you see how hard Ilya flinched when that plate hit the floor?
Yuna
I’m going to bring his father back from the dead just to kill him again
David
Jesus honey
David
I’ll help
October 2017
Hollanders + Ilya
Yuna: It was great seeing you both! Thank you again for dinner ❤️
David
Thank you, boys. The food was delicious, but the company was even better.
Shane
Thank you guys for coming. I love you.
Ilya
Yes, thank you very much.
November 2017
Hollanders + Ilya
Yuna
A penalty for THAT??? This is fucking bullshit
Ilya
Stupid ref does not know what he’s talking about. Needs to be fucking fired.
Shane
Don’t get me started, I’m so fucking pissed.
David
Not sure what I missed, but I’m getting the feeling I should be angry about something.
November 2017
Yuna
Wow, that goal!!!
Yuna
Another one!!!
Yuna
You're on fire tonight, Shane.
Shane
Thanks Mom ❤️
December 2017
Yuna
Any special requests for dinner on Friday?
Shane
Can you make chicken? Skinless and steamed is best. If not, I can always meal prep.
December 2017
Hollanders + Ilya
Yuna
Hot chocolate and a Christmas movie tonight?
David
I’m in!
Shane
Yes to the movie. I’ll pass on hot chocolate.
Yuna
Shane, one cup of cocoa won’t ruin your shot at playoffs.
Shane
I’m being cautious!
Ilya
More hot chocolate for us ;)
David
I like the way you think
December 2017
Yuna
Look at them. Ilya’s been playing with Shane’s hair the whole movie. Shane looks so relaxed!! For once.
David
You’re being nosy again
Yuna
They’re right here in our living room, I can look if I want to.
David
They’re sweet. I’ve never seen Shane this happy.
December 2017
Hollanders + Ilya
Yuna
I’m so glad we all got to spend Christmas together. I had such a lovely time.
David
So did I. I hope we can see you boys again soon.
Shane
Thank you for having us. It was really great.
Ilya
Was maybe my best Christmas ever. Sorry again for being so good at Monopoly.
David
I’d still like a rematch.
Shane
Yeah, me too.
Yuna
You’re all going down.
January 2018
You named the conversation “Family ❤️”
David
Love the new name, honey!
Shane
Me too
Ilya
:,)
February 2018
Family ❤️
Yuna
How’s Shane’s fever? Any better?
Ilya
Down to 37.8 degrees. He tried going on a run this morning 🙄but I wrestled him back into bed. Was very easy because I am very strong.
David
🤣 He’s so stubborn. Wonder where he gets that from.
Yuna
Very funny, David. Ilya, thank you for taking such good care of him.
Ilya
Anything for our Shane.
Yuna
❤️
Yuna
He’ll be able to play this week, right?
March 2018
Yuna
You played incredibly tonight!!
Ilya
Thank you. Next time I see Shane I will give him some pointers.
Yuna
LOL, I’m telling him you said that!!!!!
March 2018
Yuna
Your boyfriend is very good at hockey.
Shane
Eh, he’s okay.
Shane
Just kidding, he’s annoyingly good.
Shane
Really really amazing actually.
Yuna
It’s no wonder you love him!
May 2018
Ilya
Happy Mother’s Day. Thank you for Shane and for everything. This past year getting to know you has been wonderful.
Yuna
Aw, sweetie. Thank you. I know your mom would be so proud of the man you’ve become.
Ilya
Thank you for saying this. ❤️
May 2018
David
Heads up: both of the boys sent you flowers for Mother’s Day. The bouquet from Ilya barely fits in a vase.
Yuna
They probably made it into a competition 🤣
David
Shane won’t be happy when he finds out he lost.
June 2018
David
ESPN: ROZANOV VS. HOLLANDER FEUD MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN EVER AMID RUMORS THAT ROZANOV IS LEAVING BOSTON
David
Well, at least they’re half right!
Yuna
Didn’t seem too explosive when they were cuddling on our couch a few weeks ago.
June 2018
The Hollanders ❤️
Shane
So Ilya and I have been talking, and I think when the season starts up again I’m going to come out to my team. I’m not gonna tell them about us, obviously. But I can at least tell them I’m gay.
David
Wow. That’s a big step, buddy! We’re so proud of you.
Yuna
That’s great, honey.
Yuna
Do you think they’ll be good about it?
Shane
I don’t know. Some will take it better than others, probably.
Shane
But I don’t think anyone would say anything to my face.
Shane
Or in front of Hayden, because they know he loves me and loves fighting.
Yuna
I knew I liked him.
July 2018
Yuna
Do you think Shane will go through with coming out to his team?
Ilya
I think yes. He is very brave. And very determined.
Yuna
I just wish I could wrap him up in a blanket and keep him safe from all these assholes.
Ilya
Shane is strong. Tough. He can take care of himself.
Ilya
But so do I, sometimes.
July 2018
Family ❤️
Shane
Leaving to pick Ilya up from the airport now :)
Yuna
Aww. I love cottage season.
David
I want to bring some binoculars over at some point. We can give Ilya a close-up of a loon.
Shane
Oh boy. You’re lucky he’s already on the plane, or he might cancel the trip over this.
David
LOL. Sorry Ilya. You’re practically a real Canadian now!
Ilya
Just got off the plane. Unfortunately something has come up and I must fly back. Nothing to do with David’s evil loon plan.
Shane
Shut up and get out here.
July 2018
Family ❤️
Yuna
What are we bringing to dinner?
Shane
I think we’ve got everything covered.
David
We have a nice bottle of wine we could bring over!
Ilya
Sounds delicious 🍷
Shane
That’s up to you guys.
Shane
You know, we have our own well. The water is really good.
Ilya
A well? At the cottage? You have never mentioned this
Yuna
Yeah Shane, doesn’t sound familiar.
David
Not ringing any bells for me either.
Shane
Nevermind, you’re all uninvited.
July 2018
Yuna
Congrats on officially signing with Ottawa!
Yuna
You’re my favorite Centaur ❤️
Ilya
So you forgive me for betraying Boston?
Yuna
More like I’m choosing to let it slide.
August 2018
Yuna
Hi honey, just checking in. How are you feeling about starting with your new team this year?
Ilya
A little sad to be leaving the Raiders.
Ilya
Boston has always loved me. Will be weird to hear them boo now.
Ilya
But the Centaurs are good guys.
Ilya
And I would go anywhere for Shane, even boring Ottawa.
Yuna
You’re so sweet ❤️
Yuna
I know your new team will love you. It’s impossible not to.
October 2018
The Hollanders ❤️
Yuna
How did your talk with the team go?
Shane
Okay, I guess. Some guys didn’t seem thrilled but it’s not like they said anything.
Shane
Hayden was a little too excited. Kept talking about how we can finally go on double dates.
Shane
But he texted me after to say he’ll always have my back and stuff.
Shane
Mostly everyone said they finally understand why it didn’t work out with Rose.
Yuna
Good to hear everyone was at least civil. So incredibly proud of you.
David
So proud of you, bud. Call when you can, I think your mother has a few follow-up questions.
October 2018
Yuna
Is Shane telling me everything about the whole coming out thing? No one was mean?
Ilya
If you want to know more, you have to speak with Shane. Is not my business. But I am not in prison for murder, and this should tell you something.
Yuna
Great point.
October 2018
Yuna
Hi Hayden, this is Yuna Hollander. Shane told me he came out to you, and he said you and Jackie have been great about it. I just wanted to say thank you for being such a good friend to him all these years.
Hayden Pike
Hi Mrs. Hollander, no need to thank me. I love Shane no matter what.
Yuna
He’s pretty easy to love. Please don’t tell him I texted you; he’ll kill me.
Hayden Pike
Deal.
October 2018
Yuna
Good game tonight!
Ilya
You are hockey expert. You do not have to lie to me.
Yuna
Okay, it was a rough one. You’ll get ‘em next time!
Yuna
Welcome to Ottawa.
Ilya
😩
Ilya
Anything for Shane.
November 2018
Hayden Pike
ILYA ROZANOV?????
Yuna
I see Shane told you.
Hayden Pike
Technically I guessed? I was joking!
Yuna
Would you believe me if I said he grows on you?
Hayden Pike
Not even a little bit.
November 2018
Family ❤️
David
Amazing press conference, boys! Irina would be proud.
Yuna
Great job, both of you. Ilya, what you said about your mom was so beautiful.
Shane
Thank you guys. We couldn’t have done it without your support.
Ilya
Yes, truly. Thank you.
December 2018
Family ❤️
Yuna
So excited for Christmas!
Ilya
Me too. What are you wanting for a gift? Aston Martin? Maserati?
Yuna
I was thinking more along the lines of a cozy blanket.
Yuna
I like fleece.
David
I wouldn’t mind a Maserati.
Shane
Ilya, that is a JOKE.
December 2018
Family ❤️
Ilya
Thank you for having me for Christmas ❤️
Yuna
Woah, who’s this polite guy?
David
Yeah, I only know an angry Russian who’s still mad he lost at Mario Party 🤔
Ilya
Does not count as losing when all Hollanders team up to steal my coins 😢
Ilya
Shane what is the word you taught me?
Shane
Conspire. Which we didn’t.
Ilya
All three Hollanders conspired against me 😢so sad.
Yuna
You know you’ll always be welcome for Christmas, Ilya ❤️
Ilya
❤️ when is rematch?
January 2019
Yuna
What did Dallas Kent say to you during the second period? Looked mean.
Shane
It doesn’t matter.
January 2019
Irina Foundation/Camps
Shane
Starting a separate chat so we don’t bombard dad with foundation stuff
Yuna
Good idea.
Ilya
Spoke to Ryan Price. He wants to be a camp coach.
Shane
Wow really? He’s so shy, I’m surprised he agreed. That’s awesome!!!!
Ilya
I am very charming 😊
Yuna
Great job recruiting, Ilya!
Shane
Thanks for talking to him ❤️
February 2019
Shane
This is torture. I’m so in love with you it makes me feel crazy sometimes.
Shane
I miss you so much, waiting two more weeks is actually going to kill me.
Yuna
I miss you too baby. But I have a feeling this text wasn’t for me.
Shane
Oh my God. I’m sorry Mom. Please ignore that.
February 2019
Shane
Driving back to Montreal today, want to call while I’m in the car?
Yuna
Yes!
March 2019
Family ❤️
Yuna
Tonight was fun, Ilya! Thanks again for stopping by.
David
We had a great time with you, kiddo. You’re not so bad at Yahtzee.
Shane
Wow. Maybe you guys need a group chat without me now.
Ilya
Don’t be so jealous, Shane. It does not look good on you.
Shane
😐
April 2019
Yuna
Thank you for being so gentle with him. It’s my fault for bringing up so many brand deals at once, he gets overwhelmed.
Ilya
Is no one’s fault. And you do not have to thank me, I’m happy I can help.
Yuna
Have I told you how much I love you?
Ilya
I love you too.
Yuna
Don’t tell him I mentioned this, but David is waiting until the next time you’re here to start his new puzzle.
Ilya
He knows I am the best in the family at puzzles. When can I come over again?
Yuna
Anytime, honey.
Ilya
Tomorrow night?
Yuna
We’ll make pasta.
April 2019
Irina Foundation/Camps
Shane
Hi Mom. Can we call? I have some treasury related questions about the foundation.
Yuna
Yes, just give me five.
May 2019
Yuna
Any birthday gift ideas for Shane? I’m at a loss.
Ilya
There are a few boring hockey books he’s been looking at. I can send links in a few.
Yuna
You’re the best!
June 2019
Family ❤️
Yuna
Happy birthday, Ilya!!!! We’re so happy to have you in our family. We love you!
David
Love you, Ilya! We have some gifts for next time we see you.
Shane
28 years ago the best and most annoying person I’ve ever met was born ❤️
Ilya
Thank you everyone! Except for Shane who is very mean to me.
Shane
I’m literally in the McDonald’s drive-thru buying your disgusting birthday breakfast right now.
Ilya
Hurry up, I am all alone and sad on my birthday. No boyfriend in sight. Tragic.
July 2019
Family ❤️
Ilya
[attached is an image of the lake at the cottage. It’s sunrise, and the sky is a beautiful shade of pink]
Favorite place with favorite person.
Yuna
You should frame that!!!
July 2019
Irina Foundation/Camps
Yuna
Can I have that list of all the campers with dietary restrictions?
Shane
Sorry, I’m on a run and I think it’s on my laptop. Ilya can you send?
Ilya
Yes I will now.
Yuna
Can you guys get to camp about an hour early today? We should all go over itinerary etc with the coaches.
Shane
Yes, we’ll be there.
July 2019
Family ❤️
David
[attached is a screenshot of a review for the Game Changers Montreal camps. It’s a five-star review from someone named Elizabeth Marks, and it reads “We had a great experience. The coaches are knowledgeable and friendly. My daughter had an amazing time!!”]
So proud of you guys.
Yuna
So great to hear that all of the hard work is paying off.
Ilya
Elizabeth’s daughter is very cute and athletic. And very smart, which apparently runs in the family.
Shane
That’s a really nice review. I’ll log into the business account and respond.
August 2019
Ilya
[attached is an image of Shane. He’s staring at his phone and hunched over the kitchen table at Ilya’s Ottawa home. His face is scrunched up in intense focus.]
He is very serious about beating you in this Scrabble game.
Yuna
He’s so cute when he’s losing!
Ilya
I have been telling him this for years.
October 2019
Yuna
Is Ilya okay? He was so quiet at dinner.
Shane
He’s okay. Today’s the anniversary of when his mom died, so it’s hard for him.
Shane
Honestly, the fact that he wasn’t covering up his feelings shows how comfortable he is with you guys.
Yuna
Poor Ilya. That’s awful. Should I text him, or will that make him more upset?
Shane
You can text, but I wouldn’t mention his mom or anything. He knows I told you he just doesn’t like talking about it other than sometimes with me.
Yuna
Of course. I won’t mention her.
October 2019
Yuna
Thank you for joining us for dinner tonight. We all love you so much.
Ilya
I love you. Sorry if I was bad company.
Yuna
Never ever.
November 2019
Family ❤️
Yuna
[attached is a smiling selfie of Yuna and David. They’re sitting on their couch.]
Excited to watch the Ottawa v Montreal game tonight! Good luck to you both.
Shane
I don’t need luck but I’m sure Ilya appreciates it.
Ilya
So mean, Hollander
December 2019
Family ❤️
Yuna
Do peanut butter cookies sound good to everyone for Christmas Eve? I might make some peppermint ones too.
David
I’ll never say no to a cookie!
Ilya
Mmmm. Sounds very delicious.
January 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
Have fun at All Stars, boys!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
David
Good luck!
Ilya
I will try not to make Shane cry when I beat him in the obstacle course, but no promises.
Shane
You fucking wish.
February 2020
Yuna
What a season you’re having. You just keep getting better.
Shane
Thank you ❤️
Yuna
I see another cup in your future.
Shane
Don’t jinx it!
Yuna
Sorry, I can’t help it. I’m a hockey witch!
March 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
This game is crazy
Yuna
Shane you’re amazing!
Yuna
Holy shit
David
You’re magic on the ice!
Ilya
Another goal!
Ilya
He is almost as good as me.
Ilya
You are on fire Hollander!!!!
David
So proud of you Shane.
Yuna
I almost feel bad for the other team.
Shane
Thanks for watching guys :)
April 2020
Yuna
Playoffs here we come!!
Shane
I’m so proud of my team. Everyone’s really gelling this season, and it’s paying off.
Yuna
You won’t say it, so I will.
Yuna
They could never have done this without you!
Shane
I appreciate it ❤️
May 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
Are you boys going to the cottage this year?
Shane
Of course. July.
Yuna
Yay, we’ll be back from our trip! We can’t wait to see you.
Ilya
I am very excited. And please send pictures from your trip.
Yuna
Of course. I can’t believe it’s almost been three years since we found out you and Shane are lovers.
Shane
It’s crazy how that joke has never once been funny.
Ilya
Is pretty funny.
May 2020
Ilya
Happy Mother’s Day. You have always made me feel so welcome in your family, and I love you very much.
Yuna
It’s been my pleasure, honey. I thought about Irina this morning. She raised a strong, sweet, talented man. я тебя люблю.
Yuna
Forgive me if that doesn’t make sense, I used Google Translate.
Ilya
It is perfect ❤️
June 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
A third cup!!!!!! Shane you’re amazing!!!!!!
Yuna
Go Metros!!!!!!!
David
Beautiful game, Shane! Congratulations!!!!
Ilya
I am not surprised ❤️
Ilya
So happy to be dating a champion
Ilya
Call me when you get the chance
Yuna
🏆🏆🏆
Yuna
❤️❤️❤️
Yuna
I’ll always be your biggest fan, Shane.
David
Hate to argue with you Yuna, but that would be me.
Ilya
No
Ilya
Is me
Shane
Hi guys! I can’t believe it. Love you all so much. I’ll call when I’m not covered in champagne.
June 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
[attached is a selfie of David and Yuna. They’re smiling outside in the sun, and a glimpse of the Mediterranean Sea can be seen in the background. Yuna is wearing a floppy sun hat]
Greetings from sunny Greece! ☀️☀️☀️
Shane
Looks beautiful! Hope you’re having fun!!!
Ilya
What a nice picture. Your Greek adventure looks very exciting.
Ilya
I don’t understand how these two world travelers made my wonderful boyfriend who is very boring.
Shane
I can’t tell if that text is sweet or insulting
Ilya
Both.
Yuna
Both!
David
Definitely both.
Ilya
It’s my special talent
June 2020
Family ❤️
Shane
We’ll be getting to the cottage around noon today. I was thinking you guys could come for breakfast tomorrow if you’re free?
Yuna
Absolutely! What are we having?
Shane
I have stuff for really good protein smoothies. Really filling and nutrient dense. I also have whole wheat toast.
Shane
Or Ilya could make pancakes.
Yuna
I think we’ll go with the pancakes, honey.
David
Pancakes sound great, Ilya!
Ilya
Told you ❤️
July 2020
Family ❤️
David
Happy first day of camp!
Yuna
Thanks hon ❤️
Yuna
Shane is a little stressed I think
Shane
Mom oh my God I’m fine
Shane
Please stop
Ilya
You sound so calm
Ilya
I’m sure your face is not bright red at all
Shane
Ilya please stop
Ilya
I’m sorry моя любов. I’ll be there soon with your smoothie.
October 2020
Yuna
Come over for dinner tonight? We can watch Shane’s game.
Ilya
You know I cannot resist your cooking ❤️
Yuna
What if I told you David’s cooking?
Ilya
Even better!
October 2020
Yuna
That Haas kid is good. Such a baby face!
Ilya
He’s very good. Sweet and shy.
Ilya
Makes Shane look like the life of the party.
Ilya
You would eat him alive.
October 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
Wow, Shane. You and Rose are back together, huh?
Shane
Ugh
Shane
I hate the paparazzi.
Ilya
I would have appreciated a break up text at least Shane.
Shane
That’s not even funny.
David
Rose is great, but she’s no Ilya.
Shane
No one is.
Yuna
That’s exactly right ❤️
October 2020
Maybe: Jackie Pike
Hi Mrs. Hollander! This is Jackie Pike. Ilya said you might like this picture :)
[attached is a picture of Shane and Ilya. Shane is holding Amber Pike on his left hip, and Arthur Pike sits atop Ilya’s shoulders. Everyone is smiling.]
Yuna
I love it!!! Thank you, Jackie.
October 2020
Yuna
Tanner Dillon is not good enough to be on a line with you.
Ilya
Tell me about it.
Yuna
Hang in there. If anyone can turn the Centaurs around, it’s you
Ilya
❤️
Yuna
Do you want to come over for dinner later?
Ilya
I’m sorry, I cannot tonight. Hosting big Halloween party for the team.
Yuna
What a great captain! Have fun. But not too much fun 😉
Ilya
I think I would prefer if I was going to your place for dinner. The boring, it must be contagious 😩send help
Yuna
LOL!
November 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
Hi boys. I just found a red sweater someone left at the house.
Ilya
I’m sorry, that is mine.
Shane
Sorry mom that’s mine. Can you put it in my room?
Shane
What? Ilya, that’s my sweater.
Ilya
It is my sweater. That I let you borrow because I am such a nice guy.
Shane
Are you sure? I could have sworn it was mine.
Ilya
Does it matter? Maybe we share
Ilya
It is our sweater Yuna.
Yuna
You two are adorable.
November 2020
Ilya
Hi Yuna. Maybe don’t watch the documentary about us. Showed clip of Shane’s 2017 injury.
Yuna
Thanks for the heads up, sweetie. Looking back I can’t imagine how hard that day must have been for you.
Ilya
Was very horrible. Still makes me sick to think about.
Yuna
Same here. ❤️
November 2020
Yuna
Barrett is a big improvement over Dillon! Heard he’s an asshole though.
Ilya
You heard right.
Yuna
🤣
December 2020
Yuna
Did you see the pictures the Centaurs Instagram posted of Ilya visiting with kids in the hospital? He’s adorable!
Shane
I saw them, yeah. He is pretty cute. Don’t tell him that though, his head’s already too big.
December 2020
Yuna
Watching you deck Dallas Kent might have been the proudest I’ve ever been of you.
Yuna
And you make me proud all the time.
Ilya
It was very fun!
Ilya
He deserves much worse of course.
December 2020
Family ❤️
Yuna
What time do you think you guys will be here? I made cookies
Shane
We’re heading over soon.
December 2020
Yuna
Did you talk to Ilya?
Shane
Yeah. I apologized a lot.
Shane
He was so sweet and forgave me and that kind of made me feel even guiltier.
Shane
But we’re gonna be okay.
Yuna
Told you. He’s completely crazy about you, Shane.
Shane
I know. The feeling’s mutual.
January 2021
Family ❤️
David
Nice win in Raleigh, Ilya!
Yuna
We’re so proud. Barrett’s really pulling his weight now, huh?
Shane
Leave it to Ilya to turn the Centaurs into a good team ❤️
Ilya
Is a group effort.
Ilya
But it helps when your captain is best in the league ;)
January 2021
The Hollanders ❤️
Shane
Hey. You might see a headline about the Centaurs’ plane and an emergency landing. Ilya is okay.
Shane
This is Hayden on Shane’s phone. He’s a little upset right now.
Shane
Mom please stop calljng I’m freaking the fyck out.
Shane
Sorry for typis my handf are shaki ng
Yuna
Shane, honey. I know it’s scary, but he’s okay. We love you both so much.
January 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
Oh my God, Ilya. We heard about the plane. So glad you’re okay.
David
You gave us quite the scare. Let us know if you need anything.
Ilya
I’m okay. Imagine how boring the league would be without me 😢
Yuna
I don’t think I’m ready to joke about this yet.
David
Me either.
Ilya
That’s what Shane said!
David
Call us when you can, son. We’d love to hear your voice.
January 2021
The Hollanders ❤️
Shane
Are you guys home? I wanted to stop by and talk about something.
Yuna
We’re home. Is everything okay?
Shane
Yes. Great, actually.
Yuna
Thanks for keeping us in the loop, Shane. We’re so excited for you!!! 💍
David
Tell us when he says yes!
January 2021
Family ❤️
Shane
[attached is a selfie of Shane and Ilya, both of their faces a little flushed from crying and possibly other things. Ilya is holding up his left hand to showcase his ring, and they’re both smiling.
Well, it’s official.
Yuna
My boys!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Congratulations to you both, we couldn’t be happier.
David
Congratulations!!! This calls for a celebratory dinner next time you’re both free.
Ilya
Just for the record. If Shane hadn’t beat me to proposing I would have asked you for his hand first.
Yuna
Such a gentleman everywhere but the ice.
Yuna
We would have said yes, of course.
David
But you know Shane. Always has to be first at everything.
Ilya
I love him more than I have ever loved anything. I promise to take care of him always.
Yuna
We never doubted that, Ilya.
David
Not even for a second.
Ilya
Uh-oh. We made Shane cry again.
Shane
Shut up 🙄
February 2021
Yuna
Wow, good for Barrett! 🏳️🌈 Is it nice having other gay players on your team?
Yuna
I’m sorry, I know you aren’t gay. I mean LGBT.
Ilya
Is okay. And yes, it has been cool. Barrett and his boyfriend are very cute.
Yuna
You know you and Shane will be able to be together like that soon, right? In public?
Ilya
I know. I’ve waited this long, but summer still feels very far away.
Yuna
The time will fly ❤️
March 2021
Yuna
Shane tells me I’m a grandmother now? When do I get to meet Anya?
Ilya
I will bring her over today!
March 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
[attached is an image of Anya, whose tongue is hanging out of her mouth. She looks very happy.]
The cutest!!!
Shane
Awww
Ilya
An angel!!
David
She’s very cute. I think she takes after you, Ilya.
March 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
Boys, call us when you get a chance. We’re so sorry this is how it happened, I know you wanted to come out on your own terms.
David
We’re here for you.
Yuna
I’m going to kill Hayden Pike.
Ilya
Like music to my ears!
Ilya
But it is not Hayden’s fault.
Ilya
He is just too stupid to live.
Shane
Yeah, please don’t be upset with Hayden. That just stresses me out more.
Yuna
Fine, I’ll kill Brad then.
Shane
Yeah, okay.
March 2021
Shane
We’re fucking benched.
Yuna
Are you fucking kidding me? Benched?
Yuna
For what? You didn’t do anything wrong.
Shane
Theriault was so mad. And so was literally everyone on my team except for Hayden. I feel sick to my stomach.
Yuna
We can drive down there honey. I’m so sorry this is happening.
March 2021
The Hollanders ❤️
Shane
Meeting with Crowell tomorrow at the Montreal branch.
Yuna
Do you want me to be there?
Shane
Thank you for offering, but I think we need to fight this battle ourselves.
Shane
Thank you again for coming when I needed you. I appreciate it so much.
David
We’ll always be there when you need us. It’s our job.
March 2021
Yuna
Wishing you luck for your meeting with Crowell. Remember to record!!!
Shane
I will. Thanks for the idea, Mom.
March 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
How’d the meeting go? What did he say?
Shane
We’re at lunch right now but we’ll call soon. It’s too much to type out.
Ilya
Shane was very angry and badass. You will be very proud.
Shane
I don’t think Crowell sees me as hockey’s golden boy or whatever anymore.
Yuna
Sounds like an interesting meeting. Can’t wait to hear more.
April 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
Montreal vs Ottawa games are a lot more interesting now that everyone knows the two best players are engaged.
David
We’ll be waiting for you outside of the locker room afterward, Shane.
April 2021
Yuna
How are you feeling?
Shane
Confused and angry, mostly.
Shane
I just don’t understand how they could ever accuse me of throwing a match. They literally make fun of me for how much I use the phrase “integrity of the game”.
Shane
I’m probably the least likely person in the whole league to throw a game on purpose.
Shane
Suddenly they’re acting like I’m this stranger they can’t trust.
Shane
And it’s so fucking stupid because none of them are playing on Ilya and I’s level at all.
Shane
In what fucking world does Ilya Rozanov need someone to trip for him to win a fucking hockey game?
Yuna
It’s ridiculous. They’re all assholes. And idiots.
Shane
I can't not play hockey mom.
Shane
I can deal with the bullshit and people being dicks but I actually can't handle that.
Yuna
No one is taking hockey from you, Shane.
Shane
They're trying to.
April 2021
Yuna
Congrats on your win tonight ❤️
Ilya
Thank you. It’s a shame I could only do it because my fiancé threw the match for me.
Yuna
Right. Because historically you’re so bad at hockey!
Ilya
And we all know how Shane Hollander loves to break rules, he is known for this.
April 2021
Shane
I don’t know if I can stay with the Metros. Ilya and I talked about me maybe signing with Ottawa next season.
Yuna
I never thought I’d see the day when I’d actually be encouraging you to leave Montreal, but I’m not sure I’ll ever forgive the Metros.
Yuna
And it would be nice for you to be with your husband all the time.
Yuna
Plus having you in Ottawa would be wonderful ❤️
April 2021
Family ❤️
Ilya
Thank you again for coming tonight. It means so much.
Yuna
We’re your family. We love seeing you play. And win!
Shane
You’re an awesome player to watch ❤️
David
Great game, Ilya. We’re looking forward to attending many more.
April 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
Have you given much thought to who’s coming to the wedding?
Shane
Uh
Ilya
We have not talked much about wedding planning things.
Shane
All the Pikes will be there, obviously.
Ilya
Svetlana. All of my Centaurs.
Shane
Rose.
Shane
Scott and his husband? Scott was really nice after the whole FanMail thing.
Ilya
You think Hunter will make it until then?
Yuna
What? Is he okay?
Ilya
He is okay. Just very, very old 😢
Shane
Ilya stop.
Ilya
Do not let him trick you, Yuna. I have a feeling Shane is reading my text and smiling.
Yuna
I think Shane smiles at all of your texts.
Ilya
😊
Shane
🙄
May 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
Are we doing anything for your birthday this year, Shane?
David
Or maybe you want to spend it with your fiancé, which is also okay 👍🏻
Shane
I was thinking we could all go to the cottage. Us four and Anya.
Yuna
The whole family!
May 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
[attached is an image of Shane and Ilya sitting at a table in the backyard of the cottage. The sun is setting behind them, and their hands are intertwined on top of the table. They’re smiling at each other instead of at the camera]
I can’t wait to see these two lovebirds get married.
Shane
I love that picture. We look so happy.
Ilya
You make me so happy.
Shane
Same ❤️
David
Wow. You’d never know they started bickering over the fastest skater competition three minutes later.
Ilya
It was a tie.
Shane
It objectively wasn’t but okay.
Yuna
[attached is an image of Shane and Ilya standing in the cottage’s kitchen. They’re standing face-to-face and smiling fondly at each other, with Shane’s hand placed gently on Ilya’s cheek.]
My favorite fiancés.
June 2021
Yuna
Happy birthday!!! I can’t imagine a better partner for Shane, and I’m so happy you’re a part of our lives. I love you!
Ilya
Thank you, I love you ❤️
July 2021
Yuna
So, how do you feel about officially being a Centaur?
Shane
It’s bittersweet. I always thought I’d retire with Montreal. But the guys in Ottawa are great, and it’s gonna be really fun to see how we grow as a team.
Shane
And I’m so, so excited to play with Ilya.
Shane
And just to see him every day.
Yuna
I think you’re gonna have so much fun. And you’ll be fantastic no matter where you go.
Yuna
And fuck Montreal.
Shane
Wow. I literally never thought I’d hear you say those words.
July 2021
Family ❤️
David
[attached is a photo of Yuna sporting a Centaurs jersey with Rozanov on the back]
Guess we’ll need to buy a Hollander one soon!
Yuna
I can’t wait to have you both playing on the same team! You’ll be unstoppable. You’re gonna win Ottawa the cup!
Shane
Okay wow.
Shane
That’s a lot of pressure.
Ilya
But is she wrong?
Shane
No, she’s totally right. We’re gonna crush the rest of the league.
Yuna
There’s my boy!
July 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
I can’t believe it’s already the big day!!!
David
I can almost hear the wedding bells now.
July 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
Good morning newlyweds. How are you feeling?
Ilya
On top of the world.
Shane
Really, really happy. So happy.
Yuna
That makes ME so happy.
Yuna
Look at Wikipedia! Someone already updated your pages. You’re listed as each other’s spouses!
Shane
How often are you checking our Wikipedia pages?
Yuna
Is being a proud mom a crime now?
Ilya
They say our relationship has lasted from question mark to present. Someone must update this with the truth.
Yuna
I’m not sure the hockey world is ready to hear that this started in your rookie season.
David
Summer before!
July 2021
Family ❤️
Yuna
Send pics from Ibiza!!! Happy honeymooning 💕💕
David
Have fun, boys. We love you.
Yuna
So much!!!
Shane
Thank you. Love you. We’ll send pictures soon.
Ilya
I love you Yuna and David ❤️