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My heart is pumping (I'm made for loving) by megumiitadori, peachesnclem
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
21 Mar 2026
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The plan is simple: get Suguru to teach him how to kiss, practice until he's good enough to get a girlfriend, and have the whole normal-guy experience he's apparently supposed to want.
Satoru Gojo is many things. He is not, it turns out, as straight as he thought he was.
Regardless, this posed a problem — because he's supposed to have done the whole girlfriend thing already. He's supposed to have kissed a girl, taken her on a few dates, gotten laid, done the whole ordeal so he had something new to lord over Suguru's head. But in reality, the farthest he's ever gotten with a woman are the ones in the magazines he buys, who are always pretty in a way he can appreciate the same way he can appreciate a nice car or a good meal — pleasant, registerable, and then over. Never the kind of pretty that does what pretty is supposed to do, not the way it happens in movies, where a man sees a woman across a room and it short-circuits his entire brain, makes him abandon his wife and kids for some stranger just because lust — just because something in him was so fundamentally switched on that he lost the ability to be a rational person. That's what was supposed to happen.