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  1. Bite Me by for Fluffy_Underneath

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    06 Apr 2026

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    Harry had never been good at living. How could anyone really expect him to be, with his upbringing? It didn’t really scream functional adult. So it wasn’t a surprise that he sucked at being a vampire. The surprise was the level of sucking.

    Or, more accurate, lack thereof.

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