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1. We go where the money goes by Jupiterzstarafterdark

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Alternate Universe
   • Vampires
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Human/Vampire Relationship
   • First Meetings
   • Vampire Phil Lester
   • Human Dan Howell
   • Biting
   • Necks
   • Neck Kissing
   • Weird Plot Shit
   • Weirdness
   • Blood
   • Mild Blood
   • Blood Drinking
   • Weird Fluff
   • Vampire Bites

   Summary

   When he got the ad online it almost didn’t seem real. "Bring me a bag, of which you shall not know the contents, and you will be rewarded greatly". Curiosity killed the cat, and apparently it would kill Dan next as he entered the woods.
   or
   Dan deliveres a bag to some strange guy in the woods for money.

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   English

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