Today, 5:45 PM
- Ilya
- моя любовь look
- is you!!
- Shane
- What?
- I don't look like that.
- What is this?
- Ilya
- of course you look like this
- xaxaxa just like you
- soppy yearning brown bottom eyes and freckles
- Shane
- Not a real sentence.
- Really, what is this?
- Ilya
- is game on switch
- you can make little characters so they can live together
- so i am making us and we will live together on the island and fall in love and marry each other
- Shane
- Oh
- This is cute.
- Ilya
- very
- Shane
- We can get married in the game? As two guys?
- Ilya
- yes малыш. is wonderful
- Shane
- Oh
- Ilya
- technology amazes you i see
- Shane
- Well, sorry.
- I didn’t think options like these were possible in games.
- Ilya
- tя тебя люблю
- this is more common now i think
- i didn’t play much games when i was young
- no game console and too busy with hockey
- Shane
- Same.
- But this is great.
- For the kids.
- Ilya
- yes
- i am sure the rookies are all playing too
- Shane
- I meant real kids.
- Ilya
- they are our children. don’t break their hearts
- Shane
- 🙄
- Don’t play for too long at once, okay? It’s not good for your eyes and it can cause migraines.
- Ilya
- but i need to watch over mini hollander while you are away
- he is the only one i have
- Shane
- Not true.
- You could watch over me right now.
- Call?
Incoming call from Ilya
Today, 10:12 AM
- Ilya
- xaxaxa you are so desperate for sushi
- i didn't know you liked it that much
- Shane
- I don't, really.
- It's just fine.
- Why aren't you giving me the food?
- Ilya
- oh so you are mini shane now?
- Shane
- Well isn't this kind of the point?
- Ilya
- 😽
- i give you the sushi
- you loved it!
- Shane
- This game isn't very accurate then.
- Can't you change that?
- And why is my number 52?
- Ilya
- is just how life is
- and now you are a supermarket employee))
- как мило
- Shane
- Can we play hockey in this game?
- Ilya
- i don't know
- there are many things. so many
- so i am not sure
- Shane
- Oh...
- Ilya
- i will try my very best to find way to play hockey in this game for you
- anything you want
- do you want an apple? i can give you that
- Shane
- Sure.
- Ilya
- you didn't like it very much 🙁
- Shane
- Oh
- Ilya
- now you are playing with maracas 🪇🪇
- Shane
- What?
- Is there a real point in this game, this seems all very random?
- Ilya
- yes is to have fun
- Shane
- And you’re having fun feeding fake-me an apple?
- Ilya
- would be better if you had liked it, but yes
- because i love you and every version of you
- and this one is very cute
- Shane
- You’ll show me when i get home then?
- Ilya
- of course
- Shane
- ❤️
- Love you too.
Today, 4:45 PM
- Ilya
- ебать
- черт возьми
- fucking fuck
- i'm going to kill myselfkf
- Shane
- ????????
- Ilya are you okay?
Missed call from моя любовь😽
- Ilya what is happening
- Ilya
- sorry no sorry i am fine
- sorry
- fuck
- Shane
- What happened?
- Ilya
- Iyou have a crush on pike
- Shane
- ???
- Did you hit your head? Should I call someone?
- Ilya
- 😭😭😭😭😭
- this is all going terrible
- on my island
- you want to confess to pike!!!!!
- Shane
- Oh
- I would never!!!
- Ilya
- you are so in love and ready to risk it all for him the game says 😭😭😭
- this is fucking bullshit
- on my island
- you are going to marry pike and my mii version will kill himself
- Shane
- Can that happen??? I thought that it was a game for kids!!!
- Ilya
- no but i wish
- also murder so i can kill mii pike
- Shane
- Wait, you created a mini Hayden for your island?
- Ilya
- i don't want to talk about it
- i wanted little shane to have big island of friends
- clearly it was a mistake
- Shane
- :-(
- I don’t want to confess to Hayden.
- You said we were going to get married in the game.
- Ilya
- I know моя любовь
- i will do my best to stop this relationship
- Shane
- Can’t you just remove Hayden from the island? Send him away?
- Ilya
- yes but he is level 10 i will lose it all if i do
- Shane
- Oh so you really like the mini Hayden.
- Maybe you’re the one who wants to confess.
- Ilya
- do not say that ever
- 🙁🙁🙁
- i will fix it do not worry
- we will get married for the 3rd time nothing will stand in our way in dream island
- Shane
- :-)
- Looking forward to it.
Today, 11:23 PM
- Shane
- You were right, the rookies are playing your game.
- Ilya
- i told you))
- Shane
- Yes. They showed me their islands.
- Well, it was mostly characters from TV shows so i didn’t recognize anything.
- Luca is also playing, he made all the Cens and some other players.
- They all looked very accurate. More than yours.
- Wyatt as well, but he only had different versions of Batman on his island and said that he had no time for real people on there.
- Ilya
- none of this is surprising
- Shane
- Your character was in love with Luca’s on his own game.
- Ilya
- WHAT!!!!!!???????
- tell him to stop this!!!!! this is his old captain’s orders
- this should also be your orders!! luca is like a baby this cannot happen
- Shane
- He looked really flustered when it appeared on his screen I didn’t want to put him on the spot...
- It was pretty awkward.
- Ilya
- you are both awkward always and it is stronger together
- but 😠 i will message him
- Shane
- Isn’t the point of the game that you can live your own personalized adventure?
- Ilya
- yes but this is too far
- you do not care that i am in love with luca?
- Shane
- I didn't say that.
- Honestly, I don't really like it.
- Ilya
- i know малыш
- but you are right it is luca’s game
- i will send him message still but he will ignore it i think
- well, it doesn't matter because we will get married in MY game
- Shane
- I'm no longer in love with Hayden?
- Ilya
- do not remind me
- i fixed it, pike refused your confession
- a bit embarrassing for you but life is good on anechka island now
- Shane
- ???
- So i just got rejected and moved on? This doesn’t really sound like fixing!
- Ilya
- it is harder than it looks to make miis not be in love anymore you do not understand
- i had to stop my game a few times when pike 🤢 accepted the confession so that it would stop happening
- Shane
- Well at least it is over…
- And you named your island after Anya?
- Ilya
- of course
- she is princess of the land because i cannot make dog mii well 😢
- she will officiate our wedding
- Shane
- ❤️
- I miss her.
- Ilya
- and me?
- Shane
- Of course I miss you.
- Home in a few days.
- Ilya
- can't wait 💖💖💖💖💖
- Shane
- ❤️ Love you.
Today, 8:02 AM
- Ilya
- one little egg for you today
- Shane
- Yum
- Why am I dressed like a hamster?
- Ilya
- for my entertainment
Today, 7:54 PM
- Shane
- You put my parents on your island?
- Ilya
- of course
- they told you?
- Shane
- Mom sent me the pictures you sent her.
- You’re getting good at making your characters look accurate.
- Ilya
- it takes real skills
- yuna showed you the picture i send her of your mii falling down as you walked next to her and me?
- Shane
- Yes.
- Ilya
- ))) very funny
- Shane
- I guess.
- Ilya
- i put your parents because anechka island is little paradise
- so of course they are included
- i let david play when i went to see them on wednesday
- Shane
- Oh god.
- And he understood the game?
- Ilya
- not at all))
- but i let him try to make mii
- so now there is batman on the island
- Shane
- What? My dad made Batman?
- Ilya
- i showed him the batmans hayes made and he liked it so much he laughed for 5 minutes
- Shane
- I wish i was there to see it.
- And see you all.
- Ilya
- me too, miss you
- last win tomorrow and then home, yes?
- Shane
- Haha, yes.
- Call?
Incoming call from Ilya
Today, 11:34 AM
- Ilya
- safe flight see you soon 💖😻
- no little egg for you on the island before you come home i don't have money in game anymore 💔
- Shane
- What? How can you not have enough for a single egg?
- Ilya
- the economy is very rough
