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one big room full of bad bitches

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South Park Highschool students and their groupchats.

Drama, romance, comedy, everything. Jesus christ, the FBI should be on them.

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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@stanleycup added @mrkittylover, @broflovskis, @mcwhoremick, @buttercups, @space_man, @iluvcoffwe, @tolkienblack, ex... to the groupchat!

 

@stanleycup : hey guys

 

@mrkittylover : WHY am i here dawg

 

@space_man left the groupchat

@stanleycup added @space_man to the groupchat !

 

@space_man : 🖕🖕🖕

 

@space_man left the groupchat

@stanleycup added @space_man to the groupchat !

 

@stanleycup: STOP FUCKING LEAVING HOE.

 

@broflovskis: i just woke up why am i here

 

@mrkittylover : yeah why is he here

 

@broflovskis: shut your fucking mouth fatass

 

@mrkittylover : you first jew 🫩🫩

 

@stanleycup : GUYS oh my god shut the fuck up

@stanleycup : i made this just for everyone to talk holy shit 💔✌️

 

@iluvcoffwe : HHHHHHANN HJK HEHATA THE FUCUK

 

@mcwhoremick : ???

@mcwhoremick : babies first wrds 🥰🥰

@buttercups : Well hey fellas!!! 😅😅 Why am I here?

 

@space_man : i don't know and i don't want to be

 

@stanleycup : ok sybau rn bro i'm LITERALLY trying to make us all be cool and friends n shit but you guys are all DEBBIE FUCKING DOWNERS

 

@mcwhoremick : hi butters ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹✌️✌️

 

@buttercups : Heya, Ken! 😁😁

 

@iluvcoffwe : sppppsppsppss

 

@mrkittylover : why is the spaz trying to summon a cat 😭😭

 

@iluvcoffwe : SHUUT. Y OUR F CUKING. MOTUH RIGHT NAJAOW

 

@broflovskis : spitting aboslute bars right there

 

@tolkienblack : i mean ig bro

 

@stanleycup : someone please help me ong im losing it

@stanleycup : WHATS QUESTION 3

 

@space_man : 58.09

 

@broflovskis : 45.7

 

@space_man : no it's fucking not you retard

 

@broflovskis : YES it is dude

 

@iluvcoffwe : STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😕😕😕

 

@mcwhoremick : it's 58.09 craig is right

 

@stanleycup : if i get it wrong i'm sliming all of you

 

@mrkittylover : wtf

 

@buttercups : 😓😓

 

@tolkienblack : should we add the girls?

 

@space_man : yeah y not

 

@stanleycup : no they have their own groupchat bruh we dont need them here

 

@ilovecoffwe : HWHAT ABNOTU WENNDY

 

@stanleycup : just bcuz we're dating doesn't mean she needs to be involved in everything

@stanleycup : u and craig aren't like that so why should we be?

 

@space_man : actually we are. i'm surgically attached to his hip

 

@mcwhoremick : MY DATA IS RUNNING OUT

 

@iluvcoffwe : hahah yofujd're todoo POOR!!!!!

 

@stanleycup : yeah you tell him dude

 

@space_man : i mean... ig...???