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  1. Things I'll Never Say by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    08 Apr 2026

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    Ambitious investigative reporter Hermione Granger doesn’t fancy Auror Draco Malfoy.
    She doesn’t want to snog him senseless (although she does do it that one time she’s piss-drunk).
    She is mostly sure she doesn’t want to kill him. (Hot coffee doesn’t count, okay?)
    She certainly doesn’t want to end up on his lap at Harry and Ginny’s engagement party, after being drugged by Theo Nott’s newly invented potion.
    What she doesn’t want most of all, though, are things she’ll never say to him.
    Right?

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