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1. Collecting Stories for the Wedding Speech (Nobu Chaos 101 - a guide on how to be irritatingly quotable) by NobodysPoet for Solitude_of_Stars

   Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Mar 2026

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   • Hida Nobuaki | Nobu/Kazuya
   • Hida Nobuaki | Nobu & Morikage Rei
   • Hida Nobuaki | Nobu
   • Morikage Rei
   • Kazuya (Imawa no Kuni no Alice)
   • Comedy
   • Best Friends
   • chat fic
   • (no screenshots of chats though)
   • Art Model Hida Nobuaki
   • Tattoo Artist Kazuya
   • Rating is only for some dirty jokes
   • Nude Modeling
   • First Meetings
   • Jokes
   • Age Difference
   • but it's not the main topic
   • (they're 26 and 37 here)
   • Banter
   • SO MUCH BANTER
   • mentioned Niragi/Tatta
   • Hida Nobuaki is a Little Shit
   • Kazuya is a Gentleman
   • Soft Everyone (basically)
   • Fluff may not be the genre but it's the vibe
   • Cuz they do have great fluff potential
   • There's some non-chat parts too
   • Nobu is a bit of a bisexual disaster (and that's okay)
   • Alternate Universe - No Borderlands (Imawa no Kuni no Alice)

   Summary

   [Rei]
   They’re looking at your previous model work. Technically he is looking at you in all your naked glory

   [Nobu]
   Don't remind me
   Do you even start with hello if the guy already knows your downstairs haircut?

   [Rei]
   I guarantee you nobody ever thought to ask that question before for a reason

   Nobu models for figure drawing sessions. Kazuya attends one of those and so Nobu proceeds to make sure Rei feels like she is witnessing all of this first hand by keeping her updated on his every thought (and he has a lot of those).

   [Nobu]
   Oh my god, he does origami, he’s perfect!

   [Rei]
   I’ll open my wedding speech with that quote and you can’t stop me

   Or: Lot's of banter, art model Nobu meeting artist Kazuya and Rei being very much done with him or to quote her "It's like there are two very different sides to you and I don't understand either of them."

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