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1. “Totally Heterosexual” Hobbits. by Troglidyke

   Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee
   • Sam Gamgee
   • Frodo Baggins
   • just guys being dudes
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Frotting | Rubbing Penises Together
   • First Time
   • Old Forest (Tolkien)
   • Inappropriate Erections
   • Btw these are the book versions of these characters
   • Awkwardness
   • Spit as Lube

   Summary

   Sam had done his absolute best to keep a straight face on this journey but between the travel, the stress, and a peculiar problem he’s been having, it’s been all a little too much for him. He decides the best course of action is to do some secret self-care in the surrounding forest, but Sam isn’t particularly stealthy.

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