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Summary:

there simply aren't enough f1 building gc fanfics, so i took matters into my own hands and got to writing

 
George
Hello guys! I'm George, and I live in 2.04 with Alex, who'll introduce himself shortly.
Welcome to the building. Since we aren't that many people in here we like to keep in touch, especially about stuff about the building or something that concerns everyone. If there's anything wrong concerning the building let me know, since dealing with the building manager can be a bit of a hassle. Now if you'd like to, you can introduce yourselves so we can get to know each other some.
And should there ever be anything you need, don't hesitate to text, call or come to one of us directly for help.
Please keep this Group Chat to important stuff and stay respectful.

 Yuki
has that introduction ever worked?

George
Shove off mate

 
or: the f1 drivers live in a building, featuring the '25 rookies, slutty oscar, some drunkeness, complicated relationships and lots of chaos

Chapter 1: George is done with groupchats

Notes:

this is my first Chatfic, so please bear with me.
English is not my first language, but any grammatical errors within the texts are done on purpose.

yet another f1 building chatfic because there arent enough
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(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

F1 Building Chat

10.31am

 

George

The new residents will arrive today @everyone.

Please, if you see them, help them get settled in and get their numbers, so I can add them to the Groupchat later.

 

Charles 

I already saw one of them when I left for work this morning I'll send you his number

 

George

I'd appreciate that.

And everyone please react that you've seen this message and PLEASE act civil towards the new guys, should you encounter them.

4 people reacted with 👍 

 

10.54am

 

Pierre

Lando will gladly get their mumbers

Lando reacted with 🖕

 

 

 

Charles 

10.33am

Charles 

Heres his number

+33 6 48 27 94 65

 

You

Thank you Charles. I’ll add him as soon as I get the others' numbers.

 

Charles 

Of course

Oh and he said his name is Isack

 

 

 

Oscar

11.21am

 

Oscar

+64 21 579 0895

this is the number of my new roommate

 

You

Thanks Oscar!

Just your roommate or maybe a new boyfriend?

 

Oscar

dont be silly george

yk i dont do that stuff

 

You

Lando won't like hearing about you having a new roommate..

 

Oscar

why would he care?

 

You

You know why Oscar.

 

Oscar

wanna come over tn?

 

You

On the first night your roommate is there?

Guess you'd have to keep quiet, and we both know you're not good at that.

Besides, I'm watching a movie with Alex tonight.

 

Oscar

ok

 

You

Maybe try not to come onto your roommate first night, mate. :)

Both literal and figurative btw.

 

 

 

+39 364 737 821

12.04pm

 

You

This is George.

 

You saved this person as "Kimi A"

12.14pm

 

Kimi A

Hello George. Again thank you for helping me today

 

You

Of course Kimi. You can always come to me for help.

I'll add you to the Group chat as soon as I have confirmation that everyone has read my message.

Do you by any chance have the others' numbers?

 

Kimi A

Yes I do!! 

you can just add me to the gc and ill add the other guys

 

George

Great.

Oh and also this is Lewis' number.

Lewis

You know, the guy I told you about in my firm.

He also lives in the building, though I am unsure of how kindly he'd take to surprise visits.

 

Kimi A

THE Lewis Hamilton?

omg i cant believe it 

thank you george

 

 

 

Lewis

12.28pm

 

You

I just sent this kid your number.

His name is Kimi and he's some kind of genius studying law at the uni I'm doing the teaching at.

Really good kid.

 

Lewis

Wow amazing George

Cant thank you enough

 

You

Sometimes I can't tell if you're sarcastic or not.

Anyway, good luck at the show later, we'll be cheering you on.

 

Lewis

Cheers mate

 

 

 

F1 Building Chat

12.47pm

 

 

13 people reacted with 👍 to your previous message

 

You added "Kimi A"

 

Kimi A

hi guys!! 

 

Kimi A added 6 numbers

 

George

Hello guys! I'm George, and I live in 2.04 with Alex, who'll introduce himself shortly. Welcome to the building. Since we aren't that many people in here we like to keep in touch, especially about stuff about the building or something that concerns everyone. If there's anything wrong concerning the building let me know, since dealing with the building manager can be a bit of a hassle. Now if you'd like to, you can introduce yourselves so we can get to know each other some. And should there ever be anything you need, don't hesitate to text, call or come to one of us directly for help. Please keep this Group Chat to important stuff and stay respectful.

 

Yuki

has that introduction ever worked?

 

George

Shove off mate.

 

Lando

oh oh

pierre u betta come get ur boyfrienddd

 

Pierre

yup. took his phone its alr. 

 

+44 7423 587630

Hello. Is this the building groupcht?

Im Ollie and I am a first yr at uni studying Business&management

The others aslo all study at uni here

 

+33 6 48 27 94 65

Hi im isack im a 2nd yr studyiung maths and im from france

I live with Kimi and Ollie in 2.02

 

Kimi A

omg hi guyss

oh im kimi btw 

first year studing law 

 

+55 11 97301 1438

hiii

im gabi from brazil

 

Fernando

Gabriel, Im happy you made it. 

Let me know if you need help carrying the boxes.

 

You saved +44 7423 587630 as "Ollie"

You saved +33 6 48 27 94 65 as "Isack"

You saved +55 11 97301 1438 as "Gabriel"

 

Gabriel

aww thx nando

nico has volunteered to carry my stuff thankfullly

 

Fernando

Nico...

 

Nico H

He'll be moving in with me. 

I'm sure he told you alreadym no?

 

Fernando

I'll be keeping an eye on you Nico.

 

Ollie

how ominious...

im scard now 

 

Alex <3 

Anyways..

Welcome guys!

Im Alex and I live with George

If theres anything we can help you with just come to our apartment or text one of us

I hope you all get settledd in good

 

George

To all the old residents, please introduce yourselves to the new guys! 

 

Max V

Im Max and i live in 3.03 so dont come there

if you need anything 

dont text me. 

dont come to my apt. 

 

Charles 

hi ollie! im so happy you are finally moving in here

why dont you come over tonight ill make some dinner

i live in 3.04 with carlos

i believe i told u abt him

 

Pierre

you? making dinner? 

dont make me laugh

 

Ollie

ouhh suree

can the others come too tho? 

promise theyre cool

 

Charles 

of course!!

and shut up @Pierre

i can cook

im just making pasta

 

Lando

do i need to remind u whay happened the lasy time u mad e pasta 

rlly not in th mood for anothr firealarm

 

Charles 

fuck you all

 

Carlos

I wwould volunteer, but I fear Ill be home late tonight

im going to a client dinner at yukis'

 

Pierre

he says its already in the works btw

 

Carlos

Perfect, thanks yuki

 

Max V

I can cook something for you and bring it over if you want Leclerc.

 

Charles 

really?

thats nice of u

u need to come eat with us then

 

Max V

Nah its all good

 

Charles 

comon maxie

i know ollie is a good kid and the others will be fun too

besides you need to interrarct with people sometimes

 

Max V

fine i guess ill come over for a little bit

 

George

This was an example of something that has no place in this Group Chat.

 

+54 9 11 2895 6439

so what just happened is normal fo those 2?

franco btw

im from algeria came here to stuidy

 

+61 4 9348 0167

he lives with me in 2.03 sadly

-jack

 

+54 9 11 2895 6439

sadly?

whats that supposed to measn asshole

 

+61 4 9348 0167

you know exactly what i mean stupid 

 

Isack

god stop it w the slut shaming

even if its secert

 

Kimi

says the slut

 

Isack

just cuz yu got a bf now u think ur better

 

Ollie

isack be nice, or ill rip ur arms out

 

+64 21 579 0895

as if you could win against isack, let alone rip his arms off

 

Kimi

i know what you are liam.

 

George

Like I said, I'd appreaciate it if you all stayed respectful.

 

You saved +54 9 11 2895 6439 as "Franco"

You saved +61 4 9348 0167 as "Jack"

 

Max V

ugh shut up george

 

Alex <3

Thats not nice Max. 

You know George just wants everyone to stick to the rules

 

Max V

Boyfriend coming to the rescue, how sweet

 

 

George

He's not my boyfriend.

 

Alex <3

I'm not his boyfriend.

 

Lando

nah max ruight tho shuz up geiorge

 

+64 21 579 0895

mate, learn how to write first

and don't worry about the other guys, that's foreplay for them

 

Lando

and ho r u then?

 

Oscar

thats my new roommate liam

 

Lando

u have a new roommate?

thot after logan mofed out u woodnt anymore

 

Oscar

its just more convenient that way with rent and stuff

 

Lando

if u neeed money i can give u

 

Oscar

no its fine

but living alone after living without a roommate after having one for so long felt weird

 

Lando

u donr have to lie aloe oscar

 

Oscar

i dont have to *live *alone anymore, thanks to liam

 

You saved +64 21 579 0895 as "Liam"

 

Liam

yeah, great to meet yall haha

 

Lando

what u lafing about bitch

 

Alex <3

*laughing

if youre going to be rude to new residents, at least spell right lando

 

 

 

Max V

1.42pm

 

You

Why would you say that about me and Alex?

Fucking asshole

 

Max V

Now come on princess

thats not respectful

 

You

You're actually such a fucking bitch

Might just tell Charles about your little crush..

 

Max V

Dont you fucking dare george!

 

 

 

F1 Building Chat

1.44pm

 

George

Actually Charles, there was something I needed to tell you.

 

Max V

in the main gc?

your evil

 

George

It's spelled "You're", love.

 

Charles 

Love? 

what, are you together?

 

Max V

No Charles!

Id never be together with someone like him 

 

George

And why is that Max?

Is there someone else that might've caught your eye?

 

Charles 

youre in a relationship max? 

 

Max V

No charles I'm not. not that itd be any of ur buisness

But george. are these really matters that concern the main gc?

or did youz just break one of your own rules?

sounds like youre a hypocrite

George

You're fucking evil.

 

Max V

Nuh uh uh! Please stay respectful George

 

Alex <3

comeon max, leave him be man

 

Ollie

So can we still come over @charles? 

 

Charles 

yes. 

 

Loser Club

1.57pm

 

George

Max is such a fucjing asshole

 

Esteban

Is he wrong tho?

 

Pierre

Yk i hate agreeing w esteban 

but hes got a point

not just este, max too

 

Charles

Dont be mean to Max guys

Thats just how he is

 

Pierre

Kindly, you need to shut up calamar 

 

George

I don't have a thinf for Alex

 

Pierre

Sure you dont

 

Esteban

And we completely believe yoi George

 

George

No you don't.

 

Charles

No we don't. 

 

Esteban

Can you blame us tho?

 

George

I can and I will

 

 

 

Alex <3

2.06pm

 

Alex <3

Movie night still stands for tn?

 

You

Obviously

Also i'm going shopping after work tonight

Do you want the dino nuggets again

 

Alex <3

You know I do

 

You

I do.

See you later lex xx

 

Alex <3

See you x

Notes:

First chapter - donee

I need yalls help. Are we feeling more of a Strollonso (Stroll x Alonso) vibe or more of a Webbonso (Webber x Alonso) (which would make for good Oscar & Webbah content too) vibe?

Kudos and comments are greatly appreciated <3

Luv Eska