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1. Full Throttle by crackedshades, fiddlestuck (fiddlestick)

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Snakes
   • Blood
   • Play Fighting
   • Sex Tapes
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
   • Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
   • Consensual Violence
   • Don't Try This At Home
   • Choking
   • Strangulation
   • jackass stunts
   • Sadomasochism

   Summary

   TT: Dude, it’s Jackass 4.
   TT: It’s a casting couch for younger, springier Jackasses. We’re 22 and we’re never going to die. We could get in on the ground floor.
   GT: Dash it all that is pretty tempting.

   Series

   • Part 1 of DirkJake SexTape Nuclear Football (DO NOT POST)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,355

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   29

   Hits:

   414