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america added england, france, canada and 5 others
america named the group chat to “i’m painting it white auuughhhhh”
3:35 AM
america: hi dudes!!!🥺🫰
england: What is this.
america: hi why are you typing like that
france: HI ENGLNED🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️
france: mon bâton de poisson!!!🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘
england: Why are you so excited?
england: You just left my home.
france: i miss u☹️☹️💔🖤
england: You were the one who left ..?
france: so….?
england: Whatever, bye.
france: STOPP BONONONO STOPPP PLEASEEE🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
america: burh i hate gay people
china: why is my phone vibrating so much🤔🤔
america: hi hello i made a group chat😳😳❤️
japan: hi brotato chip😳😳
germany: America why did you make a group chat?
america: well y’know how everyone’s jus so friendly to each ither.. so i though ut would be a good idea to make a gc!!! 🫰🥹🥹🍎🍎
russia: mm.. that is probably fhe best idea you’ve had in a while😁😁
america: i’m gonna shove that pipe of yours up your ass.
america has deleted a message
america: okay guys!!!!
canada: HELLO WHAT WASVTAGT😳😳
america: nothing🤔🤔
america: i lowk fargot you exist😳🥹🥹🫰
japan: gettin real close with that spelling…🤬
prussia: HELLO EVERYONEE😁😁😁
prussia: IT IS ME!!
prussia: THE MAIN CHARACTER IS HERE!!!
germany: Why are you typing in all caps.
prussia: I WAS GOOGLING R34 AND CLICKED THE WRONG LINK!!!!
germany: Oh my god.
italy: hello everyone!
germany: hello
germany: Aren’t you supposed to be running?
italy: i left!😊
germany: You what.
america: bro rise over RUN😭😭🙏
canada: BRO SKEDADDLE🙏🙏
japan: idk whta to say i was gonna say what america said
italy: guys i hear footsteps behind me
france: “hes right behind me isnt he” 😭🙏
america: guys i’m going to in and out does anyone waht anything😁😁🤔
england: Do they serve beans?
america: your national food is literally tikka masala i dont wanna hear ut
england: ☹️
11:00 AM
america: GUYS I GOT INTO A CAR CRASH HELRORP ME
america: FUCJUBG WHORE CANT DRIVE HELP
france: LMAOO
england: OH MY GOD
england: ARE YOU OKAY??
england: HELLO??
canada: MF HES IN A CAR CRASH HE CANT RESPIND DUMBAS🤬🤬
england: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT.
russia: are you the whore in this context?
L_____ america: FUCJUBG WHORE CANT DRIVE HELP
japan: and no one laughed with him😂
russia: STOP😢
america: HI GUYS
america: GOOD NEWS
america: THE PERSON WHO HIT ME DIED ON IMPACT
america: BAD NEWS
america: MY INSURANCE WONT COVER THIS CAUSE ITS “my fault”🤬🤬
germany: WHAT??
italy: what did you do?
russia: THATS MY GUYYY🥹🥹🥹❤️
japan: three very different people
america: SORRY GUYS IM RUNNING GIVE ME A SEC
11:36 AM
america: oka guys i ran far enough!!! gather round for a storytime 🥹🥹🙏
japan: I AM SAT
england: Oh my goodness.
france: england can we cuddle pkease
france: PLEASEE
france: mon cher mari pleaseee🥺🥺 with multiple cherries on top 🥺
canada: bros begging😂😂
america: SHUT UPP🤬🤬🤬
america: okay so i was at an intersection right? and like i pressed the brakes too hard and they lowk got pushed thru the car
america: so i couldnt stop and this guy was turning anf i kinda… hit him… a little bit.. whoops…
france: bro.
england: WHERE ARE YOU NOW?? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUN??
america: I HAD TO LEAVE THE CRIME SCENE
america: I HAD TO RUN OR ELSE IF MY BOSS FOUND OUT I WOULD LIKE… GET MY SHIT ROCKED
america: also found out that the guy didnt actually die.. hes just a little hurt❤️❤️
canada: i bet like 6 bucks hes a fanfic writer
japan: IMAGINE JUSTS READING A FIC AND THE AUTHORS NOTE IS “some dumbass hit me with their car”
america: LMAOOOO
prussia: WAIT THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY😂😂
russia: what do i do with this information..
america: shove it up your ass and make it a dildo
italy: why are so obsessed with shoving things up his ass🤔🤔
america: you are literally banging germany be quiet queer.
germany: STOP IT.
canada: bros fuming😭
china: steam coming out of his ears
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russia and america private text
russia: are you okay mой дорогой?🥺
america: yes dw dw🥹❤️
america: i didnt get hurt too bad, and plus i was able to run just fine so i think i’m okay!❤️
russia: good, just want to make sure 🫰🫰
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i’m painting it white auuughhhhh
1:29 PM
france: PLEASE ENGLAND
france: LET ME JNSIDEEEE PLESSEE
england: No.
france: 🥺🥺🥺
england: I WILL TURN YOU INTO A FROG!!
america: what happened 😭🙏
england: The IDIOT knocked down and BROKE a very antique and loved tea set of mine.
france: I SAID IM SORRYY
france: HE LOCKED ME OUTSIDE!!!!☹️☹️☹️
france: DOESNT HELP THAT THE WEATHER HERE IS SHIT 🤬🤬🤬
england: WELL WHY NOT JUST GO BACK TO YOUR OWN HOUSE HMM??
china: oooh fhe girls are fighting 👀👀
canada: prussia pass me the popcorn
prussia: OKAY!!
france: YKNOW WHAT. MAYBE I WILL!
canada: STOP YELLING FATASS THEYLL NOTICE
prussia: SORRY ITS THE VIRUS I CANT CONTROL ITTTT
england: YOU SHOULD. ONE GOOD IDEA OUT OF 235 BAD ONES YOUVE HAD IN THE PAST.
france: .
france: bye.
canada: .
america: .
japan: .
china: .
prussia: .
england: .
england: Oh shit.
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england and france private messages
france: THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!!
france: this is gonna be the best april fools joke 😳😳🔥❤️
england: Yes yes. I’m sure it will be. :)
france: OMGG YOU USED AN EMOJII!!🥳🥳🥹
france: i’m so proud
england: So, in the group chat we are going through our divorce arc..?
france: YES
england: Okay just wanted to make sure
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i’m painting it white auuughhhhh
1:46 PM
america: so…
america: how we feelin🤔
china: SHUT UPPLLL🤬🤬🤬🤬🖤🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔
america: IM SORGY☹️☹️☹️
canada: england…. how you feeling….?
england: I
england: I will be right back.
russia: to be honest i have never really seen france…so angry or upset…?
prussia: FOR REAL BRO
america: IM SORRY IK WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT BUT THAT TOOK ME OUT
america: GERMANY GO BUY YOURBROTHER A NEW PHONEEE LMAOOO
prussia: ITS NOT MY FAULT
germany: IT LITERALLY IS???
italy: should someone check up on france?🤔
canada: i can do it
canada: trust giys i got this
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private text will canada and france
canada: hey france…?
canada: buddy..
france: yes?
canada: are you okay? like after what england said
france: dont worry i am fien.
france: haha fein😂😂😂
canada: .
france: .
france: gulps…
canada: ARE YOU NOT ACTUALLY SADD??
canada: BRO I WAS GETTING ALL SETIMENTAL
france: LMAOOO SORRY WE’RE PLAYING A PRANK
canada: what.
france: happy late april fools…?🥰🌈