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Asexual Fact of the Day

Summary:

A bunch of silly drabbles for the facts at http://asexualfactoftheday.tumblr.com/

Each drabble is based on one (or more) asexual fact(s) from that blog, which will be linked and quoted at the end of the chapter. (Please take everything with a grain of salt.)

Notes:

The fact that this one was based on:
http://asexualfactoftheday.tumblr.com/post/46713010968/submitted-by-actualassholemurrlissa

(Skin-to-skin contact of asexuals with sexuals will cause the sexual to change their sexual orientation. The asexual will become itchy for a few days before molting.)

Chapter Text

Enjolras, deeply troubled, pulled the strange man’s hand off of the young woman with whom he had been fooling around. “Really. Be respectable. This is a public place!”
Grantaire paused for a few moments, looking between the woman and the man who had just touched his hand. He had never met this man before in his life... so why was he suddenly so attractive?
...And the woman wasn’t attractive at all anymore.
What the hell? he thought to himself. The strange blond simply walked away, scratching his hand. A few days later, his friends noted that his skin looked much smoother than usual, and Grantaire began to frequent their meetings.