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Video 1:
[A clip taken from the emergency episode of the Puck Around and Find Out Podcast:
Jacobson: (shaking his head) Look, you can say a lot of things about Hollander, but arrogant? Yeah, I don't buy it.
Cunningham: I mean, he's got the talent, but if anything, Hollander’s always come off the opposite, sometimes too humble. I'm not sure where Comeau’s coming from.
Favreau: (sighs loudly and shrugs) It's obvious, isn't it? I think a lot of Metros players and fans are coming to a realization. Hollander’s humble. He doesn't brag. Always credits the team. Unfortunately, the Metros took that credit to heart, Comeau included.
Jacobson: (noddng) Hollander had them thinking they were better than they were.
Favreau: (setting his elbows on the table) Look, Hollander’s the kind of player that other players wanna match. He plays hard. Takes practice seriously. That champion mindset bled out into other players in the room. When he left, he took it with him.
Jacobson: (nodding again) You can feel it when you watch the Metros play. They're all over the place.
Cunningham: And now the Centaurs are reaping the benefits. Damn.
Favreau: (laughs humorlessly) Not to mention Rozanov’s always been a hell of a captain. His leadership plus Hollander’s drive? It's a goddamn cheat code.]
↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Finally someone talking some goddamn sense
↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
Exactly can we please talk about Shane like he’s Shane MF’n Hollander?
↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
*Hollander-Rozanov
↳↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
You’re so right Shane bby I’m sorry
Gilbert Comeau @GilComeauOfficial
A couple days ago, I made several comments in a moment of heightened emotion following a loss. I'm very passionate about my team and the sport we play. In that passion, I spoke out of turn, and I truly apologize to anyone who may have felt offended or hurt by my words. I genuinely did not mean any harm and only meant to express my frustration.
Because of this, I have elected to enroll myself in anger management courses to better myself moving forward. I am listening and learning and am grateful for the support I've been shown.
Thank You.
G.C.
↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
It’s not enough to quote tweet the statement, I need to kick gilbert comeau right in the sac
↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
Oh thanks but i’m not hungry
↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
It’s worse than I thought it would be holy shit
↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Like whoaaaaaa
↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996
My guy I think I would’ve preferred you just not apologize if this is what we were gonna do
↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
And to think….shane just at home minding his business
↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney
Cuddled up with his man, man has no idea what’s going on 😭
↳↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex
You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation
↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81
Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper
↳↳↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
I just know Yuna Hollander has that hanging on a wall like live, laugh, love sign 😂
Ilya Rozanov and Jackie Pike’s Text Thread
Ilya: I need phone number.
Jackie: Whose?
Ilya: Comeau’s ex-wife.
Jackie: Oh, I already texted her.
Jackie: 🫡
Bridgette Bouchard @OnlyBridgetteBouchard
Good to see the therapy's working, Gil. That and the 19-year-old you're dating, I'm sure. You know, I always wondered if Shane thought about you as much as you thought about him. I’m guessing no.
Image 1:
[A collage of several screenshots taken from what appears to be a private Instagram account attributed to Gilbert Comeau. It features solely photos of Shane Hollander-Rozanov, each with a derogatory, incendiary caption underneath.]
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
19?????? Lock him up immediately idc idc
↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney
Throw away the key type shit
↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
I run a stan account, and i don’t think of Shane this much sheesh
↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35
I know he’s ranting like a freak in the captions but…..why is hollander shirtless in most of these posts???
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
He’s been typing the captions with one hand
↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess
My brother in christ what THEE fuck
↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
You know, i think we as a society have moved past the need for the Montreal Metros
↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
Wow I can’t believe the team disbanded after Shane Hollander left
Ilya Rozanov and Cliff Marleau’s Text Thread
Ilya: You play Montreal next Thursday, yes?
Cliff: Yeah
Cliff: I saw the shit comeau’s been saying dw Vic and I are on it
Cliff: Heard from Pike, he got torn a new one by the Metros GM.
Ilya: k
Cliff: ?
Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
Even more bad blood? The Metros/Centaurs feud appears to continue with Ilya Rozanov sitting rinkside at tonight's Boston/Montreal game.
Photo 1:
[A photo of Ilya Rozanov sitting rinkside at the Boston Raiders vs Montreal Metros game. He’s wearing a black hoodie with the hood up and dark colored jeans. He can be seen chewing on the strings of his hoodie, eyes tracking across the ice.]
↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin
Oh!!
↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl
Oh the saxophones are getting louder I fear
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81
He aint even wave at the camera oh ain't shit funny 😭😭😭😭
↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
Right, no snacks. No drink. Just hands in pockets, Gilbert my guy you gotta gtfo
↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
HollaNation! Stand ready behind our vanguard leader
↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney
Shane has scary dog privilege??? Love that journey for him
↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul
Shane: lets take the high road
Ilya: *loading a gun* mhm
↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl
Over under that shane has no idea ilya's in Boston with a gun
↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
He def just thinks Ilya's up the street lmaoooo
↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
They gonna have to have Comeau go out the back way
missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
OH SHIT
↳Boston Strong💪 @charlieguy1776
Damn…uh what happens when you hit the ice with your face?
↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme
there's no way his nose isn't broken
Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
They been on his assssss oh Roz called a hit
↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin
You can take the boy outta Boston…
↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl
Russian and claims Boston?? Baby that's a whole goon Comeau knew better
↳↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex
Like that's a diabolical breed of yt boy
Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Girl what even happened i looked away for a second and he was on the ground
↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess
Gilbert get upppppp
No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Well…clap IF you care
↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex
MARZANOV HIVE RISE
Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl
Lemme slide Cliff Marleau 5 dollars for that hit
Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul
This is doing nothing to retract the roz/holzy/marly rumors
↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
Rumors???? You mean twitter derangement???
Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996
Metros just standing around maybe help your teammate????
↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Baby, help him do what??? All they can do is pray for him
Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
And you wanna know the worst part? I bet you anything Shane isn’t even watching tonight
↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
Damn. 19yo GF broke up with you. Ex-Wife put you on blast. BoyCrush probably doesn’t even remember your name. What a world.
↳↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35
Damn triple homicide 😩
Ilya Rozanov and Harris Drover’s Text Thread
Harris: Ilya Rozanov. Why am I getting phone calls that you’re in BOSTON?
Ilya: You told me not to post.
Ilya: I did not post.
Harris: Every gray hair, Ilya.
Harris: Every gray hair is because of you.
Ilya: I left bottle of wine in your office.
Harris: I cannot be bought!
Ilya: Ah but can be bribed. 2 tickets to Fabian’s next show. Shane and I will dogsit.
Harris:...
Harris: Get your ass back to Ottawa pronto