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Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed
Y’all thought the competition stopped??? 😮💨
Video 1:
[Taken in the Centaurs’ weight room: Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is lying on his back in preparation for a bench press. The bar is racked above him with no additional weight. Shane Hollander-Rozanov is standing next to the bench, hands on his hips.
Hollander: This is stupid. There’s no way.
Wyatt Hayes (off camera): I don’t know. I think Roz can do it.
Hollander: (groaning) Don’t encourage him.
Rozanov: Scared, Hollander?
Hollander: Oh (bleep) you, Rozanov.
Hollander moves, throws his leg over the bench, straddling it (and Rozanov), and hoists himself up onto the bar. He moves around for a moment until he finds a comfortable position and nods. Rozanov unracks the bar, Hollander included, and lifts. Hollander lets out a yelp. Rozanov grunts but holds steady before moving into a bench press. He does several reps before re-racking the bar.
The video cuts.
Hollander and Rozanov are then seen in reverse positions, with Hollander on the bench and Rozanov perched on the bar. Hollander unracks the bar and performs several bench presses until he completes at least one more rep than Rozanov, then re-racks the bar.
Rozanov: (laughing) Ah. So strong.]
↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney
Just one night just one night just one night just one night–
↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Like…i’ll sit in the corner i won’t make a sound just let me in the ROOM
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
“What if he let Roz win just to get laid??” They’re literally married, and he still won’t let Roz win! 😭
↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally
You know he was heated about Roz’s MVP win last season
↳↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
Just mad asl 🤣
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81
I’m sorry, but if my husband BENCH PRESSED me we aint stopping til I’m pregnant idc idc 😩
hollanov on top @itsashutout46
Thigh-tat spotted!!!!
Image Insert:
[A screengrab taken from Zane Boodram’s recent video. A close-up of Rozanov’s shorts riding up around thick thighs while he sits on the bar. The lower half of a bitemark tattoo is visible.]
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Shane, get off Roz bro!
↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
He just using Roz as a chew toy at atp
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81
I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure ROZ SHOW US THE FULL TAT
↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
Real talk we need to see if shane bit him anywhere else…for research
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
For science!!!
↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul
Guys stop being horny for Rozy on main Shane's gonna bite him again 😩
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Too late he's chewin on roz like a piece of jerky already I just know it
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Shane Hollander how did anyone ever convince us you were boring???
↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Real shit the way they used to talk about him you'd think he was a monk
↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
Who is us??? i always knew he was a lil freak. freak recognizes freak
↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
I'm Shane Hollander and I don't drink alcohol during the season and I do yoga and also I cannot physically restrain myself from biting my husband
↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Tbf have you SEEN his husband?
↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
Oh this wasn't a critique I understand him deeply
↳in Lands we trust @duvalthesmall
I think it’s sweet 😊
↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
Well I think it’s HOT AS FUCK ME NEXT
Roz-a-hoe @Rozgirl1989
IDK i think the biting thing is weird????? Making your partner get a tattoo of your teeth marks is toxic i feel
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
I promise Roz is right where he wants to be
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Don’t save him. He don’t wanna be savedddd
↳Ilya’s Curls @lavendarfalls
No, I get it it seems controlling. I know everyone’s on Hollander’s dick rn but let's not pretend there haven't always been rumors that he’s a control freak
↳↳Roza-Femme @itsalwaysrainy
Finally, somebody said it! Roz’s whole personality changed when he got with Hollander
↳↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney
You mean when they were teenagers because….
↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
Roz constantly smiling. Roz “that’s my fucking husband” anov. The man who keeps his man with a bouquet of flowers oh, we’re not being serious i fear
↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
Shane also has a tat for Roz??? Did we all forget that
↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81
As competitive as they are he probably has more than one
↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
Oh no Roz settled down Shane must be toxic- do you hear how crazy that sounds
↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
My brother in christ where have you been? They’ve literally been together since the Obama administration
↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Get a load of this loser
↳↳↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex
Oh, no, thanks, I’m not hungry
↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
Oh brother this guy STINKS
↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Me when i’m a parasocial weirdo
↳Roz-a-hoe @Rozgirl1989
Nobody’s trying to cancel Shane. I’m just stating my opinion, sheesh
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Well, your opinion’s dumb as fuck–my opinion
Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
Shane, sweetie, get behind me
↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
said Ilya Rozanov probably